David Maguire
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Maschio, 24,
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- Città: Ballynonty
- Stato sentimentale: Single
- Visite al profilo: 2.960
- Data registrazione: June 2007
- Ultimo accesso: 5 settimane fa
- www.bebo.com/uvebeenmaguired
- Messaggio personale
- Tore up from da floor up
- Tutto su di me
- Wots dat, ya want me plum?
Bring it on boy, i'll busht da head on ya.
Yep dats me, from back in da day. I believe it was taking back in da summer of
nineteen dikidy two, when drool bibs were all da rage. Dis was my trusted
"Get da FOOK out of me way" expression. I also believe, if memory serves me right,
dat it was da same summer dat my maturity level peaked.
Im not ur buddy....... friend!
Im not ur friend........ guy!
Im not your guy........buddy!
- Music
- id listen to anything really.
- Films
- Beerfest, Snatch, 300, Blood Diamond, Talladega Nights, superbad, Anchorman, The Dark Knight, Rounders.
- Sports
- Soccer, Hurling, darts, rugby, 5-a-side (go on da ballyboys)
- Scared Of
- bannons paedophile beard and rapist glasses
- Happiest When
- shavin bullocks, lampin maggots and fightin badgers
- My Motto
- I play by my own rules, nobody else's, and i mean nobody's. Not even my own!
- Lifes Unanswered Questions
- If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, except for one man, but the tree falls on that man and kills him! Does the dying man make a sound?
Why da hell is eleven not pronounced onety one?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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David Mockler
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Whos goin to lose the most money in vegas?
- Me
- Mockler
- Carthy or Eddy ( some chance)
- Teehan
- Bannon
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So true
1. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
4. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
5. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
6. Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
7. Do you remember when you were a kid; playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in the world did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or faq's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
8. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
9. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.
10. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.
11. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
12. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
13. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text
14. Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"
15. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
16. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
17. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
18. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a d1ck from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
19. Everytime I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"
20. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
21. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
22. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
23. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
24. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
25. Bad decisions make good stories.
26. Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB-gun that I always wanted.
546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!
27. Is it just me or do high scho0 commenti 71 giorni
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Quotes from Prague
1 Lance Armstrong is fair cocky, i was reading his auto-biography an all he does
is talk about himself
2 Carthy "wots dat young one doin?"
Kenny "oh dats her mating call."
Carthy " Jaysus ya can see her underpants n everythin!"
3 Can i get 2 tommy fingers please.
4 Im ejaculating from me forehead
5 Carthy "Im goin 4 a shower"
Kenny " Me 2"
Maguire "Ya i must get 1 meself"
Carthy "Come on so, it'll surely fit us all"
6 Im after walking da circumference of Prague!
7 Dis is my key 2 shaggy land. (said while waving a credit card)
8 I'd love 2 rub marmalade all over her ankles!
9 Jaysus i've some dose of premature shit-alation, Well im done!
10 Kenny "Who made up da numbers?"
Treasy "Peanut did" (peanut AKA carthy)
11 I was dragged up not brought up
12 Wots a blog, some kind of wheel barrow?
13 Ya may as well be lookin into a bucket o peach shnapps
14 Treasy wit new people, like sun 2 a solar panel.
15 Im a stupid eejit man, im a stupid eejit man, i can b a stupid eejit man better
than anyone can! (sang 2 da theme of backwards man)
16 Dis is da furthest from me mothers womb i've ever been
17 Sur ya couldn't give u a book, ya'd only break it
18 Are ya allergic 2 nuts? Oh wait sur ya can't, ur peanut!
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Top 10 reasons to date a mechanical engineer..
1. Can handle stress and strain in a relationship
2. They've got significant figures
3. They know its not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force
4. Specialise in experimentation
5. Can go all night without a hint of fatigue
6. No ''couple'' enjoy a better ''moment''
7. They know the right hand rule
8. They learn all about the benefits of friction and viscosity.
9. FREE body diagrams
10.They do it to specification and are trained to do it right first time
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Anne Connolly8 settimane fahey!ye got a polo der, hv it over 2 months now!driving comin along slowly!! who's moved to cork wt ya? what party were ya back at all ireland wknd??ya mad tng...how did ya manage dat?!
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Anne Connolly10 settimane fawell maguire!!was on2 eddies bebo der n saw somethin bout maynooth????? when?? sorry maguire never got 2 c ya after...went 2 flannerys n had good few more drinks den when got back 2 coppers was v drunk n so packed!!last memory was trna txt u den musta tru d fone in d end of my bag!we ended up outside coppers actin d eijit til 6!!great nite doh!!was sayin der 2 eddie after d 23rd of oct (when i finish teachin practice!) ur gonna organise a road trip..tanx maguire ur very thoughtful!! :-)
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David Mockler10 settimane fa$3500, I'll live in a tree, I gave d work thing d flick. It looks like liverpools season will b over b4 alberto Awwmeknee gets 2 play
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David Mockler11 settimane faOn d beer hard since fri, im week as kitten n shakin like a travellers y-fronts dryin on a ditch.id say twas some session tho. Put harrison up 4 sale 2day and soon d sun will set 4 another 1 of my diabolickal impulse buys
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David Mockler14 settimane faIm on my own all week so i talk 2 myself alot now n i expode with words when i get let loose, It will all become clear when u c it on paper its so simple its pathetic, hes 14388.5m tall ish. must have been some day sun id there was alot of ppl not in mon. where did ye watch it
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14 settimane fa
Catherine Maher
Ya we're heading up to the match... All the boys are going up sat night are you not going up with them???? I still have that feckin swine flue!!
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David Mockler15 settimane faI think were 2 short up front cole, wont keep it up n at his best hes only a 10 goal man, sears isnt there yet n he'll never b any more than cover. aston will b sold as soon as hes found a replacement. if we can find a 15 goal man i think top 8 handy r a sneaky top 6. that chelsea kid we got is suppose 2 b class. U no ur goin 2 buy some other real madrid reject. when is d big game on ur still down 3 pints ya
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David Mockler15 settimane faIm pretty sure they were still alive when I left I could hear em screamin, so it couldnt have been d impact Im no doctorb but id say it was d bleedin out did it. Ive been usin 2 pedal bike lites with dynamos on wheels workin a treat. Bye Xabi hello Aqualini what u think hes good but ur club docs goin 2 b flat out with work
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David Mockler16 settimane faharrisons at d doctor, altinator went i drove up 2 perth n my lights slowly jus died, fair funny had no indicators r dash lights, caused some ruccus comin in on 4 lane wide road, I was gettin blew out of it n id pedestrians runnin out in front of me 2 let me no, but I was so shittin meself id conk it i had 2 jus run d slow 1's over. Dont no if there dead
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16 settimane fa
Catherine Maher
Wot up Maguire? All the pics are up....... God I miss that place already
That feckn rain!!!!
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David Mockler16 settimane fahey majigger, how was d napp, any camotion, any boobies, i over heard some1 in d pub sayin if u click em 2gether 3 times u'll win 2 euro on scratch card
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Eddie Stokes19 settimane fawel maguire, ya i decided i'l help ye wit da spaceship. but it cant be a half assed job, if we'r goin to build this thing its got to be able to take off and land, otherwise it would just be pointless.
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Emma Maguire19 settimane faya i did moved in with 2 girls there really sound so its grand still gettin to know the place havnt really been out much now to be honest have been goin home at the weekends but id say it wont be long till i wont want to go home
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19 settimane fa via Cellulare
Emma Maguire
ya i got manager of the salon up here its deadly now got an aparment in salthill rite on d beach lovely now not so much in d winter though. nice one two weeks hols i dnt think id survive 2 i was in tenerife for a week i actually needed another wk to recover. is there many goin wit ya the usual suspects i suppose
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19 settimane fa
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20 settimane fa
Catherine Maher
I know its fair hectic - I organised a taxi to bring us up and collect us is that ok.. It'll much easier especially coming in a 6am sun morning im sure none of us will be in a fit state to drive.....
€200 return????
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Eddie Stokes20 settimane fader wil be no stopping us now that we signed micheal owen. it will be a miracle if he passes that medical

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