1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football -- see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ''I need some tampons!!''

6. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

7. Make a trail of cranberry juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

8. While walking around the store, sing any song at the top of your lungs

9. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ''I think we've got a Code 3 in House wares,'' and see what happens.

10.Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all up to the highest volume setting.

11. Play with the automatic doors.

12. Walk up to complete strangers and say, ''Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!...'' etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

13. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, ''Who BUYS this crap, anyway?''

14. Repeat Number 13 in the jewelry department.

15. Put pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

16. Leave a tube of vagisil in the hands of the mannequins.

17.. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

18. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, ''Wow. Magic!''

19. Put M&M's on layaway.

20. Move ''Caution: Wet Floor'' signs to carpeted areas.

21. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

22. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

23. Nonchalantly ''test'' the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

24. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,''...I'm Batman. Come, Robin -- to the Bat cave!"

25. TP as much of the store as possible.

26. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

27. Play with the calculators so that they all spell ''hello'' upside down. (01134)

28. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, ''Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

29. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, ''Red Rover!''

30. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose or pop a zit.

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbie. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect...)

34. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

35. While no one's watching, quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.


36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ''Mission: Impossible.'

37. Attempt to fit yourself and others into very large gym bags.(not at the same time!)

38. Play hide and seek with some of your friends, hide in crazy places like the shelves and wave at other people when they pass by.

39. Fill an entire cart with boxes of tampons, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

40. Set up a ''Valet Parking'' sign in front of the store.

41. Two words: ''Marco Polo.'

42. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

43. ''Re-alphabetize'' the CDs in Electronics.

44. In the auto department, practice your ''Madonna'' look with various funnels.

45. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things and scare them into believing that the clothes are

I'm Sorry!!!
I'm sorry that I'm not enough of a slut to sleep with you on a first date I'm sorry that I'm not anorexic and skinny enough for you to see my ribs I'm sorry that I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a pornstar for you I'm sorry I don't have a dream body that turns you on but most of all I'm sorry that you can't accept me for who I am

If you're a girl and you agree put as IM SORRY

If you're a guy and agree that girls should be accepted for who they are, put as GURLS IM SORRY.!!

Teen love*

Once you began reading this. you cant stop, You..ll get kissed by the love of your life on Friday.
Unless you break this chain, then you won't get kissed on Friday. Read this first...
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dude: I love her more than the air I breath
chick: well im always here for you.
dude: I know.
chick: What's wrong???
dude: I like her so much.
chick: Talk to her.
dude: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
chick: Don't say that. You're amazing.
dude: I just want her to know how I feel.
chick: Then tell her.
dude: She won't like me.
chick: How do you know that?
dude: I can just tell.
chick: Well just tell her.
dude: What should I say?
chick: Tell her how much you like her.
dude: I tell her that daily.
chick: what do you mean?
dude: I'm always with her. I love her.
chick: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.
dude: Wait. Who do you like?
chick: Oh some boy.
dude: Oh... she won't like me either.
chick: She does.
dude: How do you know?
chick: Because, who wouldn't like you?
dude: You.
chick: You're wrong, I love you.
dude: I love you too.
chick: So are you going to talk to her?
dude: I just did.

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