Vampires, werewolves, aliens. They're all so 2005. The monster du jour is unquestionably the zombie. And forget blood-spattered gore and chain saws; today's zombies want to make you laugh, not eat your brain — well, most of them.
Hollywood is preparing a horde of flicks dedicated to the undead, but that's not where it ends. Here's the latest on zombies.

"Zombieland," starring Woody Harrelson, is due in theaters later this year. Rumor has it he must have really gotten into character: He reportedly mistook a paparazzo for a zombie at LaGuardia Airport.

"Dead Snow," which premiered at the Sundance Film Festival, pits Norwegian medical students against Nazis.

Like a little romance with your zombies? Try "Breathers: A Zombie's Lament," produced by Diablo Cody of "Juno" fame.

The modern age of zombies really started, however, with George Romero's 1968 cult classic, "Night of the Living Dead." Bonus: The film was a commentary on the Vietnam War.

But author Max Brooks brought the age of zombies forward with his books "The Zombie Survival Guide" and "World War Z," the history of a zombie war that almost exterminated the human race. The latter is in production to be a movie...Yusss! Lol.

FYI: Brooks' "Survival Guide" recommends an M1 Carbine and a machete to fend off zombies.

Michael Jackson's "Thriller" is coming to Broadway.....yeah i know. Lol

Last but not least:And for the more genteel among us,
consider Seth Grahame-Smith's take on a Jane Austen classic:
"Pride and Prejudice and Zombies."
Yeah ya read that right!
Personally i have to see read it.
The book begins this way: "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Ya dont get literature like that anymore...

Love when i find random crap like this.
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1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Love the sing along at the opera one!
But the typing in only lower or higher case actually grinds my gears...lol

Apparently this is me...

Witty & Intelligent.
Outgoing person.
Smart & attractive.
Altruistic.
Peace Lover.
Faithful towards your near & dear ones.
Very sensitive.
Honest to the core.
Loves to spend money.
Modest & humble.
Creative mind.
Dominating personality.
Ambitious towards life.
Never give up spirit.
Good listener.
Superstitious.
Entertainment lover.


smart & attractive...thats just a "lets complement them so they think its them!!"
Modest?! I make sure you all know how deadly i am!
Spendin money,who doesn't?
"Never give up spirit"...more like never give up spirits

Well thats half an hour killed! lol x