The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

The Clean Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

The Wet Shit
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

The Second Wave Shit
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit
Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.

The Corn Shit
No explanation necessary.

The Lincoln Log Shit
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

The Nororius Drinker Shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.

The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.

The Wet Cheeks Shit
Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

The Liquid Shit
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.

The Mexican Food Shit
A class all on its own.

The Crowd Pleaser
This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

The Mood Enhancer
This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.

The Ritual
This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

The Guinness Book Of Records Shit
A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

The Aftershock Shit
This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.

The "Honeymoon's Over" Shit
This is any shit created in the presence of another person.

The Groaner
A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

The Floater
Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.

The Ranger
A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

The Phantom Shit
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.

The Peek-A-Boo Shit
Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

The Bombshell
A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.

The Snake Charmer
A long skinny shit which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.

The Olympic Shit
This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Shit.

The Back-To-Nature Shit
This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.

The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't shit.

Premeditated Shit
Laxative induced. Doesn't count.

Shitzopherenia
Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

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INSTRUCTIONS
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense.
NO CHEATING!

1. How Do You Feel Today?
Don’t get close - Slipknot

2. What's Your Outlook On Life?
Friends and alibi’s – Escape The Fate

3. What Does Your Family Think Of You?
a remembrance ballad - Atreyu

4. What Do Your Friends Think Of You?
all these things I hate (revolve around me) – bullet for my valentine

5. What Do Strangers Think Of You?
my fist, your mouth, her scars – bullet for my valentine

6. How Is Your Love Life?
tears don’t fall – bullet for my valentine

7. How Will Your Love Life Be In The Future?
falling down – story of the year

8. Will You Get Married?
the crimson - Atreyu

9. Will You Have Kids?
time of dying – three days grace

10. Are You Good At School?
the curse - disturbed

11. Will You Be Successful In Life?
I’m sorry - flyleaf

12. What Song Should They Play On Your Birthday?
this years most open heartbreak – funeral for a friend

13. The Soundtrack Of Your Life:
forever and always – bullet for my valentine

14. You And Your Best Friend Are:
sidewalks – story of the year

15. Happy Times:
let it die – three days grace

16. Sad Times:
guys like you make us look bad – bless the fall

17. For Today:
never to late – three days grace

18. For Tomorrow:
not good enough for truth in cliché – escape the fate

19. For You:
until the day I die – story of the year

20. What Does Next Year Have In Store For Me?
his last walk – bless the fall

21. What Do I Say When Life Gets Too Hard?
lose it - atreyu

22. What Song Will I Dance To At My Wedding?
riot – three days grace

23. What Do You Want As A Career?
accidents - alexisonfire

24. Your Favourite Saying?
when it cuts – ill nino

25. The Song You'll Have As A Title?
theres no sympathy for the dead – escape the fate

26. The Song Of Your Life?
perfect insanity - disturbed

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 or 4 letters of real name plus izzle.)
corizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal)
black cat

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street)
sean tremaine

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mum’s maiden name)
davcolow

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite colour, favorite drink).
blue vanilla coke

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mums maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your mums middle name)
oveohje

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers/fathers middle name and fathers/mothers middle name)
Faye John

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)
Black Possum