All These Things I Hate
- if you go to a party and you dont remember anything but you wake up in a fridge, it was a good party
- Me, Myself, and I
- im corey:
XCUNTY ◄ NOT EMO
X. Hanging out with my m8s
X. Listening to music ♫♪
X. living in a box next to miki
Skate hard or die Trying
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- parkway drive, bring me the horizon, suicide silence, the black dahlia murder, alesana, escape the fate, alexisonfire, i killed the prom queen, dance gavin dance, eyes set to kill, emarosa, i set my friends on fire, ill nino, system of a down, 3 days grace, slipknot, afi, a day to remember, atreyu, bullet for my valentine, funeral for a friend, august burns red, etce
- fav sports
- Skating, Skating Skating, Skating Skating, Skating Skating, Skating Skating, Skating Skating, Skating Skating, Skating Skating, Skating Skating, Skating amd basketball
- i like
- skating, computer, ps2, m8s, family, anime, manga,
music, food, sleep, movies, GOD
- happiest when
- SKATING. hangin wif m8s, listening to music AND hanging with sammy coz shes awsum.
- i love.
- ♥ my mates
♥ my family
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The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
The Clean Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.
The Wet Shit
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
The Second Wave Shit
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit
Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
The Corn Shit
No explanation necessary.
The Lincoln Log Shit
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
The Nororius Drinker Shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
The Wet Cheeks Shit
Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
The Liquid Shit
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
The Mexican Food Shit
A class all on its own.
The Crowd Pleaser
This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.
The Mood Enhancer
This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.
This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
The Guinness Book Of Records Shit
A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
The Aftershock Shit
This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.
The "Honeymoon's Over" Shit
This is any shit created in the presence of another person.
A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.
A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
The Phantom Shit
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.
The Peek-A-Boo Shit
Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.
A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.
The Snake Charmer
A long skinny shit which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.
The Olympic Shit
This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Shit.
The Back-To-Nature Shit
This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.
The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't shit.
Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
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1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense.
1. How Do You Feel Today?
Don’t get close - Slipknot
2. What's Your Outlook On Life?
Friends and alibi’s – Escape The Fate
3. What Does Your Family Think Of You?
a remembrance ballad - Atreyu
4. What Do Your Friends Think Of You?
all these things I hate (revolve around me) – bullet for my valentine
5. What Do Strangers Think Of You?
my fist, your mouth, her scars – bullet for my valentine
6. How Is Your Love Life?
tears don’t fall – bullet for my valentine
7. How Will Your Love Life Be In The Future?
falling down – story of the year
8. Will You Get Married?
the crimson - Atreyu
9. Will You Have Kids?
time of dying – three days grace
10. Are You Good At School?
the curse - disturbed
11. Will You Be Successful In Life?
I’m sorry - flyleaf
12. What Song Should They Play On Your Birthday?
this years most open heartbreak – funeral for a friend
13. The Soundtrack Of Your Life:
forever and always – bullet for my valentine
14. You And Your Best Friend Are:
sidewalks – story of the year
15. Happy Times:
let it die – three days grace
16. Sad Times:
guys like you make us look bad – bless the fall
17. For Today:
never to late – three days grace
18. For Tomorrow:
not good enough for truth in cliché – escape the fate
19. For You:
until the day I die – story of the year
20. What Does Next Year Have In Store For Me?
his last walk – bless the fall
21. What Do I Say When Life Gets Too Hard?
lose it - atreyu
22. What Song Will I Dance To At My Wedding?
riot – three days grace
23. What Do You Want As A Career?
accidents - alexisonfire
24. Your Favourite Saying?
when it cuts – ill nino
25. The Song You'll Have As A Title?
theres no sympathy for the dead – escape the fate
26. The Song Of Your Life?
perfect insanity - disturbed
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YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 or 4 letters of real name plus izzle.)
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal)
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street)
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mum’s maiden name)
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite colour, favorite drink).
blue vanilla coke
6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mums maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your mums middle name)
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers/fathers middle name and fathers/mothers middle name)
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)
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|Last thing you bought||: alcohol ;)|
|Last person you argued with||: idk probs mum|
|Do you put butter before putting the jelly on||: doesnt matter|
|One of your nicknames as a kid||: weed, cunty, rat. i am still a kid ;D|
|Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd||: no|
|Favorite day of the week||: thursday :DD|
|Favorite Sundae topping||: chocolate and hazelnuts|
|Did you take Piano lessons||: once back when i was 13|
|Most frequent song played||: atm miss may i: rust fuckin love it|
|TV show you secretly enjoy||: dbz|
|Would you rather play basketball or hockey||: basketball or hockey if its ice hockey|
|Date someone older or younger||: dont matter|
|One place you could travel right now||: japan i wanna go so bad|
|Do you use umbrellas||: yes|
|Do you know all the words to your national anthem||: no|
|Favorite Cheese||: smoked chedder|
|Disturbed or My Chemical Romance||: disturbed but mcr's old stuff is good|
|Blondes or Brunettes||: dont matter but brunettes are hot XD|
|Best job you ever had||: bp|
|Did you go to your high school prom||: once|
|Perfect time to wake up||: when i feel like it|
|Perfect time to go to bed||: same as above|
|Do you use your queen right away in chess||: no|
|Ever been in a car accident||: no|
|Closer to mom or dad...or neither||: neither|
|What do you call your sweetheart lovingly||: idk whatever they like to be called ;)|
|What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager||: uhm my one i spose 80s would be neat|
|Favorite shoes you have EVER owned||: my supra low-tops atm a pretty sick|
|Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood||: yes|
|Were you in track and field||: no|
|Were you ever in a school talent show||: no|
|Have you ever written in a library book||: yup heaps XD|
|Allergic to||: nothing mahahaha|
|Favorite fruit||: watermelon, strawberry, grape XD|
|Have you watched sex and the city||: once|
|Baseball hat or toque||: i'll say hat since idk what a toque is|
|Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap||: shampoo|
|Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste||: wet|
|Pen or pencil||: both|
|Have you ever gambled at a casino||: yup well not at a casino|
|Have you thrown up on a plane||: never been on a plane|
|Have you thrown up in a car||: nope|
|Have you thrown up at work||: yup|
|Do you scream on roller coasters||: no|
|Who was your first prom date||: idk|
|Who was your first roommate||: still at home|
|What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time||: beer|
|What was your first job||: bp|
|What was your first car||: im getting there i want a ke20 or 30 tho ;)|
|When did you first go to a funeral||: idk|
|How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown||: still here|
|Who was your first grade teacher||: mrs simpson|
|When did you sneak out of your house for the first time||: when i was 10|
|Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them||: cant remember and i dont think so|
|Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent||: still here|
|Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day||: mates|
|Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman||: n/a|
|What is the first thing you do in the morning||: uhm sleep in|
|What was the first concert you attended||: some gig|
|First tattoo or piercing||: ears, tatts coming soon|
|Where did you go on your first airplane ride||: /|
|First celebrity crush||: idk|