IF U DONT GET ANY OF THIS--- IT IS BECAUSE U DONT WATCH ANIME

Tired, dehydrated and most of all, bored. Allen and Kanda started to climb back down the Black Order Tower, after it had taken them 4 hours to climb up it in the first place. The pair did this because they were bored; this feat of climbing the 1000ft tall building was the last entry in “Komui’s book of 5000 thing to do in and around the Black Order.” The reason why they had completed all 5000 things was the fact that there had been no suspicious happenings or any sightings of Akuma for 3 weeks and they were just fed up.

“ARRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!” shouted Kanda as they couple reached the firm ground after 2 hours of descending.

“KANDA, Calm down! I’m sure that we could find other, more intimate things we could do…together” said Allen in a begging manner.

“Bean-sprout, I’m not THAT bored!” replied Kanda

“Well what are we going to do then? We’ve already done all 5000 things now, there’s nothing left”

“GRRRR I KNOW! I haven’t killed anything in 3 weeks now! I WANT TO KILL!!!” moaned Kanda with a face so red that it looked like he would explode.

At that very moment, Timcampi’s mouth opened and Lenalee’s voice erupted from the winged golden ball.

“Allen-kun, Oh and Kanda… Lunch is ready”

“GARRGGG! I could smack her one! Why does she say ‘Kun’ like a retard! IT SO ANNOYING!” said Allen but at the same time, Kanda said“GRRRR! Why does she find you! Bean-sprout! So appealing?”

At that point Lenalee’s fate was locked

The two exorcists looked at each other and roared “LENALEE MUST DIE!”
For the rest of the day, Lenalee made dinner and cared for her potential killers; she was shocked to the point of crying when Allen and Kanda snatched the noodles she had prepared for them and ran away into a locked room.

Bored with the fact that nobody would talk to her, Lenalee decided to go to bed, unaware that it would be last time she would.
Through the night, Lenalee was awoken by strange construction noises coming from outside, by Lenalee didn’t care and went back to sleep thinking it was her brother making Komurin 5.

KNOCK! KNOCK! “Lenalee we have a surprise for you!” said Allen and Kanda through the door.

Stumbling into the main hall, Lenalee saw a weird contraption, before being dragged into a corner and tied up, gagged and blindfolded with tennis racket grip.
Screaming, Lenalee was thrown into a skip full of broken glass and pushed down a hill which was also covered in sharp pointy things. At the bottom of this hill was another pointy thing, A LARGE DEATH SPIKE! Covered In glass and smaller death spikes. The sound of when Lenalee hit the LARGE DEATH SPIKE! Was as if a whale had been squished like a bug. If Lenalee hadn’t endured enough Allen and Kanda lifted her limp, blood- soaked, impaled body off the LARGE DEATH SPIKE! Slap her once each and threw into a steel cage where Komui was waiting to have pleasurable incest with her.

After 10 hours of waiting Allen and Kanda were 10X borderer than when they started and they fought their way through all of the sex toys and whips to finally untangle the Lee siblings and cut Lenalee in three.
10 seconds later “I’m bored now!” said Allen.
“Me too” agreed Kanda and Komui in unison.
“Who should we kill next?”

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(if u didnt get it... i cant talk properly cos of the injection.... ur stupid if u didnt)

i was set on a mission by Ruth to make a vid that will hurt lenalee from d gray man as much as possible, so if u look in my vid bit u shalll see what she did to lenalee