Do you have a boy/girl friend?
nope. a spouse though!

If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
you

What was the last song you listened to?
cant rememberrr

Who does it remind you of?
dunnoooo

Last movie you watched?
atonement. for the 3rd time!! its just so good

Last thing you ate?
toooooooooast

What CD is in your stereo?
ze kooks

Do you have a job?
no. poo.

Do you wear contacts or glasses?
nooooooope.

Do you trust your friends?
a few.

Who was the last person to call you?
joee

What annoys you?
my hair todayy

Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
no idea

Next vacation you're going on?
dont know

Do you play any instruments?
haha!! god no. not very musical..

Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
no.
bulsheeeeeeet!!

Do you want any piercings?
sure

Do you know how to roll your R's?
no it sounds ridiculous.

Did you ever go to Prom?
noo

Look out the window, tell me what you see?
darkness!!

Do you have any nicknames?
janebbz,janey,janiepoo,declan(ahah
 a), fatty :|,blondie,janebo...manymanymany

Last time you went to the mall?
some time last week

Last Person to IM you?
owla

What kind of music do you like?
most things!! bit of indie never goes amiss,some punk,bitta dance,rnb and some good oul pop!!

What was the last thing you drank?
tea

Ever snuck outta the house?
yup

Which of your friends would make the best roommate?
hmm...orla?? actually no we'd burn down the house and probably die of malnurishment!!

What's your favourite beverage?
teeeeea.

Do people ever spell your name wrong?
not jane anyways...how boring.
barron on the occasion though!!

Are you watching TV?
nil

Last time you slept at someone's house?
last nights in laurs!! bahaha

Who has your heart?
everyone

Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset?
sunset

Would you die for anyone?
probably...actually i dunno. im not very selfless am i orla??:| bitch.

Did you meet anyone new today?
i did not.
same old same old...

What's the last bone you broke?
nada

Did you sing at all today?
yes!!
cloooooooserrrrrr.
a lovely duet with lauren.

Whens the last time you cried?
watching atonement last week

What was the last book you read?
i dont read.
ickyyy

Are you scared of spiders?
YES. theres so many of them around too...

How do you walk?
i stroll.

What do you think of squirrels?
lovely.

Do you believe in love?
yep

Are you wearing SOCKS right now?
yep.
odd socks. i'm cool.

Do you miss anyone?
sure

Do you curse a lot?
yess

Who was the last person on your bed?
me??

Where is the person you have feelings for right now?
dunnooo

Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you?
jodie?? she wouldnt let go during kareoke!!..she means the world

Do you have a Pet?
yes. little buffster!!

Have you ever crawled through a window?
yesss. always a tricky experience..

Who knows a secret or two about you?
a couple.

Can you handle the truth?
i always think i can but..not so much!!

Are you too forgiving?
probably.

Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
yep. i wouldnt have the patience though i'd just tell them they're stupid.

Do you have trust issues?
probably!!

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
lauren.
during atonement.
IT WAS JUST SO SAAD!!

Do you like pickles?
EW!! i wont try one.

If you could pick one person to disappear from the planet, who would it be?
george bush.
bastard.

Are you going to heaven or hell?
thats such a stupid question.

If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?
lauren. she never says anythin when i have my rants..she just listens!! which is good. cos i rant for a looong time. dunno how she puts up with it!!

Are you loud or quiet most of the time?
depends who i'm around..usually loud.

What is your hair like now?
up in a ponyta

**Lauren:SMELL OF DAISIES INVADING NOSTRILS**

**Me: LAUREN, EJACULATE THE DVD THERE**

**Lauren: (talking bout the coldplay video) Did you know that he learned that whole song backwards??It took him like 2 months!!
**Me:2 months?? pah i could do that in like an hour...
**Lauren:Jane you have u get like the tone right and all
**Me: ok lets start from this part...'nobody saidddd' ok...'daisssss'
no hold on that wasnt right...'daissss'*10 minutes later*nearly got it now...'daissssss' DAMN SO CLOSE!**

**Me: LAUREN SHUT UP YA BIG BRATWURSTHEAD!**

**Lauren:Afterall Dad....You can't turn a black sheep into a white sheep**

**Lauren:Jane...are you stroking Dougies crotch??**

**Orla: ok Jane so draw a peach, a pineapple and a BANANA.Jane...y is the pineapple smoking a BONG!!**

**Orla:Chirstmas is very IRISH really isn't it Jane??**

**Helen: I need to get some winegums...
Me: WHAT?!!! well at least you're using pretection...**

**Me:Sometimes we argue about which way the fish went....and who had the last bong**

**Lynage:She even makes my FACE hurt!and she gives my ARSE a headache**

**Lynage: DO THEY HAVE THEIR COATS ON??
Me:Yes.
Lynage:HOW DO THEY HAVE TIME TO PUT ON THEIR COATS AT A TIME OF AMBULANCES?!!**

**Lynage: You see Jane...you ILLIMANATE the 'x'..**

**Me n Sarah: DO DO, DO DO, DO DO DO DO BOMMMM countdown themetune!!**

**Me n Sarah: LEAH'S A HOMO CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA**

**Orla:is that bus driver blind?? cos he's wearin sunglasses??**

**Lauren:Jane...i dont think u can wash chicken after its bin on the floor...i mean i've never seen chiefs washing chicken after its already been cooked!
**Me:Ye well lauren CHIEFS DON'T DROP CHICKEN ON THE FLOOR!**

**Me: Whats de name of a person hu takes photographs?? a photographist™??**

**Me: (talkin 2 d4's) Me da bot me a wheely bin yesterday and he's guna buy and engine 4 me and make it in2 a car.Now dats REAL luv**

**Me: Oh laurie...u crack me up like a stone cracks another stone...**

** Joe:God hates me...
** Me: No god doesnt hate me...he just dislikes me....with a passion**

** Kiwi: Omg he's so sexy like one day he's guna b like so sexy that hes just guna like fall over**

**Me: I dont tink i'll raise my children 2 b catholic maybe protitute....
**Orla: Eh Jane don't u mean PRoTESTANT?!**

**Lynage:You're a freak.I love you**

**Me:Wow lynne...ur mascara is amazing!its like their 'lifing' ur eyelashes!*moves hand*
**Lynade: umm thanks!**

**Lynage: Jesus Jane wud ya stop couging!!
**Me: I told u i HAVE TB.*coughs near lynne*HAHA u have TB now ur guna dieee
**Lynage: So are u!
**Me:Ye!we'll die 2gether!great!We'll b lying on r death bed havin a little party!Actually,i dont even want a funeral,just a PARTY!**

**Me: LYNNE IM DYING.I CANT STOP COFFIN.
**Lynage:Nooooooo
**Me: OMG look at de way i spelt it..COFFIN!!!**

**Me n lynage: WE WANT OUR FOOOOOD.LOOK OUR CHILD IS CRYING*points 2 orla*
AND IT'S HER BIRTHDAY 2.SHE TURNING 10!LOOK AT DE STATE OF HER!MAKE UP RUNNIN DOWN ER FACE...WE CAN'T BRING HER OUT LIKE THIS!PEOPLE WILL BE SAYING WE HAVE THE UGLIEST DAUGHTER IN THE WORLD!!
**Orla: Wat?**

**Lauren: *wen takin pic of dougie holding sign* show ur face...Show Ur Face....DOUGIE SHOW UR FACE!!**

**Me: Doug can i get pic der....dougie!!
**Doug: *dancin* hehe u gotta catch meee**EEEEE!!:p

**Me: Hey lauren guess wat....
**Lauren: wat?
**Both of us: WE MET MCFLY 2DAY!!**

**Lauren: *being flustered* ah piss!
**Tom: ah piss??
**Lauren: ye!
**Tom: alright then,ah piss!!**

**Dougie: i love jane barron a bit too much cos shes a smexi best?!

**Joe: my belly is tubling for a feeding

**Katie: jane ya look like a big prostitute wit ur big blonde boobs!!

**All of us...: wat did u jus say??I'M GUNA KNIFE U COS U SED DAT!!!


**Me: listen..i'm gonna be the bigger person in this situation..
*everyone looks around and laughs* u certainly are..

**Me: will i bring ovr

My mummy -lisa!
My daddy- cocington!
My twin brother- niamh ryan!! haha!
My big brother -
My little brother-
My twin sister- arlith!and kiwi!
My big sister - laurie!
My little sisters- helen!and sarah!
My fairy godmother-jenny!
My sugar plum- lisa! n denisipoo!!
My aunt -
My (retarded) uncle-JENNY!
My anoyin cousin -
My sexual cousin- lynage!
My dreamy cousin-laurie!
My smelly cousin- joe! haha
My (adopted) best cousin- claire!
My daughter -helen!
My son - sob!!
My brother-in-law -
My sister-in-law - jodieeee!
My sexy best friend - arlith!
My other best friend -laurie!
My boyfriend-eh wallace?! haha
My niece -eimear
My nephew -
My guardian -eimear
My personal shopper - lisa!
My lover - niamh(she requested...)
My shoppoholic friend -arlith obv...
My sexy biatch -lynage!
My lil cutie pie-arlithhhhh
My lovely gurlie - laurie!
My (fairy)god mother -laurie!
My god father - lynage!
My siamese twin -arlith!
My valentine -laurie?!
My slut-jodieeeee! lol
My chatterbox - laurie!
My hot admirer -
My messer upper - jodieeeeeee and eimearrrrr
My cleaner- jenny!