Eimear: oh look.... twister is on!! its about a tornado!!

Shane: (sarcasticly) no....its about an earthquake!!

Aisling: i thought it was about a twister!!!

Eimear pushes the information button on the sky remote!!

Aisling: See it is about a twister!!!

"if u wanna stay in u can fuck off outside"
"get up stairs or ill bate ya"
"Imagine if it was as big as it was"
"throw me out infront of a road"
"fat balls"
"u be lukin well"
"all right(shouted out really loud)"
"monday after sunday"
"who owns the kdys amp"
"she has more big mac boxes than inside there"(pointing at supermacs)
"hes probly eating tea and drinkin toast"
"hes a black guy actin like a black guy"
"i was like a tripod with for legs until u took one now i only got two!"
"i can think of aload of things but i cant think of them"
"elopical illusion"
"your ice cream is geting cold"
"5......one for every day of the week.....i mean 7"
"U.V.F.....thats Ulster Volunteer Association"
gump:"all the songs on this album start with T"...Tadhg:"they all start with the"
"look at ye makin me take these illegal substances and i underage!"
"see wot ur after doin to a young fella!"
GUMP:sit down before i shame ya! JOSH:i am sitting
"oh man my mouth tastes like glue"
"Bulmers.... goes down easy when your not laughing"
"the bulmers taste like me"
"apples,happy apples sittin in a tree"
"my vision has decoloured"
"how do you spell my name? oh yeah....."
"your mans head be evaporatin!!"
"right man stand still 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 11 ........wait ah fuck"
"hardcore russian dance techno tunes!!!!"
"my phone and it like fabric!!!...............my phones broke!!!!"
"anywhere in ireland.....dublin,cork,new york..........."
"he goin feerce fast in the jeep (gump points at a van)..."
"shitspot....will that be the name of the new slipknot album??....."
"(watchin the lamb of god dvd and the camera points to australia) look...there in europe now!!..."
Woman in subway: "what bread would you like?" Gump: "ammmmm......can i have bread?"
"shane: my password begins with j!!.....gump:is it gibson!!"
"right....if your ever stuck in the artic up there in canada!"
"GUMP: you know the turtle on the tv....tho one for the toilet..SHANE: Toilet duck is it?? GUMP: ..toilet duck yeah!!"
"You wernt there 20 mins after you left"