Yo mama is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Your mama so stupid, she went to a job application that asked her race, and she wrote "Daytona 500"

Yo mama so stupid She went to disneyland and saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" so she went home.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she asked me, "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid when she saw a "Under 17 not admitted" sign at the movie, so she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

Yo mama so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper.

Yo mama so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "Yes"

Yo mama is so stupid, she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.

Yo mama so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

Your mama so stupid, she snuck on a bus and paid to get off.

Yo mama so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus .

Yo mama so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics"

Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's .

Yo mama so stupid that she missed the 48 bus, so she took the 24 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid it took her an hour to make ninute rice.

Your mama so stupid,she got stuck inside a supermarket,and starved to death!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff


Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street people say, "Damn, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord on her ankle, they put it on her neck.

Yo mama so ugly that you father takes her to work with him, just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application!

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn the surveillence cameras off.

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Hey guys! Since I was too stupid to write about myself on the top here's the real info. I was born in Long Branch, New Jersey. When I was about six months old, my parents drove to California in four days. I now go to school (not teln if I'm in college nd stuff) and I have great friends, but what I hate is that my friends don't like anything I like. It makes me think why my friends are my friends. I thought friends were people who you had something in common with. I have NOTHING IN COMMON WITH THEM! (sorry guys if you're reading this but its true). My class has always called me "The Class Artist." Its gets annoying. I hate when people call me that. I just want to be called my original name. When it comes to friends who I have something in common with, I have like three, but I don't talk to them much. No one loves anime like I do in my class. One time my friend, (you can visit him @ http://www.bebo.com/marco20047) thought that Neji Hyuga (for any of you Naruto fans) was blind and used the Byakugan as a way to see! That was so stupid. I have other friends on Bebo that you can visit and they can tell you how quiet I am sometimes. I'm quiet most of the time because there's nothing to talk about. Even at home I hardly talk, I just close myself in my room read, write stories of my own, or draw designs for my characters of my story. I've been working on this series called Demon Blood for two years (yes I no it sound like a long time, but I've only written like twenty to about fifty stories each six to twelve pages each). Thanks to this I'm a fast typer. The best score I have ever gotten was about 66 words per minutes and I only made five mistakes on a ten sentence paragraph. My sister (my youngest sister, visit her @ http://www.bebo.com/MinervaP) always asks me when I will finish my stories. She's annoying like my other sister( you can visit her accounts @ http://www.bebo.com/FeFe224, http://www.bebo.com/NowandForeverME and http://www.bebo.com/DottieP9). I normally go on Bebo a lot. So I guess that's it about me. Later guys

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A= Amy
B=Bernard
C=Catherine
D=Daniel
E=Elaine
F=Francis
G=George
H=Hailey
I=Ignes
J=James
K=Kristian
L=Leilani
M=Mary
N=Nathan
O=Orion
P=Peggy
Q=Quin
R=Rae
S=Stanley
T=Thomas
U=Ugene
V=Victoria
W=Wilson
X=Xavier
Y=Yvette
Z=Zane
e.g.
Make messages like this= Mary Amy Kristian Elaine Mary Elaine Stanley Stanley Amy George Elaine Stanley Leilani Ignes Kristian Elaine Thomas Hailey Ignes Stanley
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