GEMINI - Irresistible
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in the you know where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.
Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY
FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous.
Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

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Its all true
♥ღ The benefits of being a woman♥ღ

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

We never ejaculate prematurely.


When we buy a vibrator it's glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.

Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous--guys look like complete idiots in ours.

We can cry and get out of speeding fines.


Taxis stop for us.

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when we dance.

Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies (you get the point).

We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

We know the truth about whether size matters.

If we have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, we're not the devil.

Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.i love that one

It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower,altho it wouldnt bother us to do so.

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected.

WE never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.ha ha...u will never know.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ass

If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

We have the ability to dress ourselves....well.

We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there

FRIENDS 12 days ago

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out