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À propos de moi
hail hail and welcome to my boring bebo page names paul i am from
a boring place called cambuslang.
currently working part time but hope to be full time soon.
i am shy, grummpy and pain in the backside at times well according to my mates that is lol

i am celtic season ticket holder and enjoy going to watch my team with family and mates.
i also enjoy going out with mates at most weekends down the local boozer (finlays) when i have money which i have to say ismost weekends.

i am at the momment working part time at night but am now looking for FT work. not long signed new perm contract a the place just cant get rid of me :L :L

if you would like to know more about me then just let me know.
Music
rock and metal and also punk.

blibk 182, greenday, Nirvana, System of a down, Ramstein, Metallica, guns n roses, Motorhead and god knows how many other bands lol
Films
lord of the rings all three of them, blade films and other films along they types lol
Sports
football fav team CELTIC.
Scared Of
nothing that i can think of at this time
Happiest When
when WGS gets the sack from celtic.
saddest when
2 hours into work lol lol celtic losing, not out at weekend with mates
nick names i have had
Drink alot, peckham, murdo, skinny p, crafty1, bull, what ways is the arrow pointing, Zordon (dont fuckin ask) paulster, buckie.kermit the frog lol cant think of the others been so many

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  • dentist joke

    After having a nice 69er with his girlfriend Jack remembered he had an appointment with his dentist.

    He was afraid that the dentist would notice the smell of fanny on his breath so he brushed his teeth, used dental floss and on top of that a bottle of listerine.

    As he arrived at the dentist he ate a packet of extra strong mints. His turn came up and the dentist told him to take a seat.

    Feeling confident and relaxed, he opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close and said "Did you have a 69er before you came here?"

    Jack says "How did you know? Does my breath smell like a fanny?"

    The dentist replied "No you have a Skid Mark on your forehead."

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    CELTIC fans have been praised for their behaviour by Manchester police as they provided another positive example to everyone on how to support their team regardless of the result.

    Despite the disappointment of losing 3-0 to Manchester United at Old Trafford in the UEFA Champions League, the Celtic support further enhanced their excellent reputation and that of the Club during the visit to Manchester.

    Match Commander Superintendent John Graves of Greater Manchester Police said: “I have no doubt that, for those Celtic fans who made the trip to Old Trafford for the Champions League fixture against Manchester United, it was a long and eventful day.

    “Whilst I know the result of the game wasn't what Celtic fans would have wanted, the result of the overall event surely was. Any major sporting event is a challenge to police, and a sell-out crowd at one of the nation's largest stadiums for a game between two of Britain's greatest clubs, has to rank amongst the biggest.

    “Making such events a success is not just down to the police and the clubs, it’s a responsibility of everyone involved, especially the supporters.

    “As the Police Match Commander at Old Trafford, I would like to pass on my thanks to those Celtic fans who came to support their club in the finest traditions of genuine football fans, and ambassadors of Glasgow.

    “From a policing and safety perspective, the game was a great success. There were very few incidents and arrests, and nothing that should detract from a great footballing occasion.

    “I have to say that Celtic Football Club has every right to be proud of its fans. Those who braved the night in a windy and wet Manchester were a credit to the club.

    “I would also like to compliment the Celtic stewards who helped tremendously throughout the game and added great value to the safety operation.

    “We have a cliche in Manchester about the eyes of Europe being upon Old Trafford during these massive football games, and this was no exception.

    “I believe that Celtic fans did a great deal to enhance not only the club's reputation across Europe, but also their own - well done.”

    Celtic Chief Executive Peter Lawwell said: "I would like to thank our supporters for their magnificent behaviour in travelling to Manchester and supporting the team at Old Trafford.

    "Once again, Celtic fans have shown themselves to be tremendous ambassadors for our club and our city and they have further enhanced the good name of Celtic Football Club in European football.

    "Despite the disappointing result, they gave total backing to the team, recognising that the players had given everything in the game against the reigning European champions."

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  • jokes that went out after uefa cup final 2008

    whats goes beep beep beep? ... ... ... ... the rangers open top bus reversing back into the garage

    new sex record in manchester

    one wee dick fucks 100,000 arseholes

    A new red white and blue oxo cube has been launched. It will be called 'laughing stock'

    Flood warning for Manchester: 100,000 crying huns cause millions of pounds of damage and in Glasgow further devastation as 150,000 Celtic fans p[iss themselves laughing

    What have rangers and the euro got in common? Both are useless in Manchester.

    UN warn of hunanitarian disaster...thousands of poorly educated people displaced and sleeping rough, vomiting and diarrhoea rife, major civil disturbance and violence on the streets. the residents of manchester are being moved to burma for safety

    train ticket to manchester £40
    day of boozin £60
    seeing 30,000 ugly fuckers in tears - priceless

    Quick. Stop Robbing their houses and Shagging their women.

    Looks like they'll be back early.

    Cocktail makers have invented a new drink
    Its called rangers on the rocks.
    Its russian ice with a touch of advocaat......

    Offical drink of uefa cup.... advocatt and bitter orange.....

    What does a rangers supporter do after winning the 2008 uefa cup?
    switches off his playstation and gets back into bed with his sister

    walter to Ally where the fuck is that bastard mcurry when u really need him

    The quad has got a puncture

    :L :L :L

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    "how am i being brave sorry i got TOLD to take the pic i was not going to take any so sorry nats got to blame jen for it this time "
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    "ohhhh walking that thin line mate. cant wait to see the comments from the two of them on this photot later"
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    • Mondo
      Mondo

      Yeah am good ! Hows u then ? :D

      Yeah a put in the wrong NO !!! :L :L :L

      Ano ama "PIE" :L but av since amended it n they said that they wud sended them out A.S.A.P ! :D but av since seen a few more so a fink they will all cum out @ the same time ! :D

      x

      Il y a 1 semaine
    • Stacey McGrevey
      Stacey McGrevey

      yeah it was ok wasnt as drunk as i wantedto be but was out at least

      Il y a 2 semaines
    • Michael Lang
      Michael Lang

      Paul have you seen this morning's headlines in the Harchester Herald?

      Check out the forum!

      Il y a 2 semaines
    • Michael Lang
      Michael Lang

      Paul theres a newsflash on the fantasy league forum - might be worth you having a look at!

      Il y a 2 semaines
    • I - Doc.
      I - Doc.

      Yeah mate, wouldnt go back to germany tho.. such an angry country haha !!

      I may go on a midweek binge session to get over my depression :(

      x

      Il y a 2 semaines
    • I - Doc.
      I - Doc.

      Yo man !

      The trip was fantastic mate, went to the St.pauli game as well, ther fans are nuts !! :)

      x

      Il y a 2 semaines
    • Ciaran Lang
      Ciaran Lang

      alright. yeah good how you?

      not much had a 21st last night and was in finlays on friday you?

      Il y a 2 semaines
    • Jennifer Gallacher
      luv Jennifer Gallacher

      Hey you
      My friday night was good met up with some friends I went to school with that I had not seen in about ten years it was good fun. Not to sure what I am doing tonight you know me I always leave plans to the last minute :)

      Il y a 2 semaines
    • Pauline
      Pauline

      Party was really good!!!!

      I will have a nosey and let you know!!!

      Enjoy your weekend.

      x

      Il y a 3 semaines
    • Pauline
      Pauline

      Hey,

      Sorry just getting back to you....

      Stuart away home this weekend, I ha ve not been well all week so going to stay in my jammies all weekend and relax!!!

      What have you got planned?

      Il y a 3 semaines
    • Sam
      Sam

      hey, i'm good thanks how are you? The gig isn't till next week but we were away seeing biffy clyro this week. What you been up to?

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    • Michael Lang
      Michael Lang

      I like your thinking about making changes. The last I checked I had £5million in the bank... I might wait for the January window and see what bargains I can pick up

      Il y a 3 semaines
    • Michael Lang
      Michael Lang

      "And Young Must Score..."

      You know Paul, I had that feeling you get sometimes as a manager that events are out of your control. Ashley Young fires home and I wondered how many places I would fall in the division....

      However, I couldn't hide my delight when I realised that 'Cambuslang Bhoys' had actually sold the Aston Villa talisman... Rookie mistake young man.

      I sense the dreaded 'vote of confidence' coming from you Board..

      "CONTENDE AD CAELUM"

      Il y a 3 semaines
    • Michael Lang
      Michael Lang

      Your very correct its a marathon not a sprint but as I've drilled into the players all season - 'the cream always rises to the top'...

      I hear whisperings on the grapevine, that the board at Cambuslang Bhoys had secret talks with Gordon Strachan to take over last week but he opted for Middlesbrough. Its squeaky-bum time in Cambuslang

      "CONTENDE AD CAELUM"

      Il y a 3 semaines
    • Miss Daisy BA
      Miss Daisy BA

      great weekend thanx. what did you get up to?

      Il y a 3 semaines
    • Michael Lang
      Michael Lang

      Don't say I didn't warn you!

      Never mind Man City, Never mind Arsenal, Never mind Liverpool..... Harchester United are on the march

      Champions League Here I Come

      "CONTENDE AD CAELUM"

      Il y a 3 semaines
    • Jennifer Gallacher
      Jennifer Gallacher

      What can I say lots of alcohol was involved and I got lots of nice presents so yeah it was really good thanks x

      Il y a 4 semaines
    • Pauline
      Pauline

      Hey,

      How are you?

      I was out and about in Brick lane for a curry and a few drinks last weekend.

      What about you?

      Me and Stuart had an offer accepted on a house in Renfrew on Thursday so can't wait to move back home!!

      What you doing tonite?

      Il y a 5 semaines
    • Sonny
      Sonny

      didnt deserve tae lose tht >:(

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    • Joanne Lang
      Joanne Lang

      i think im workin and dressin as a bumble bee. ive not heard from him for ages.too loved up i think lol. shes been emailed 3times and reported. ebay would not reccommend relisting until th case has been closed.sillyness.

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