Kill The Kelpies
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- Profielbezoeken: 877
- Profiel gecreëerd: May 2007
- www.bebo.com/Kelpie-Time-Biatch
- Me, Myself, and I
- The kelpie is a supernatural shape-shifting water horse from Celtic folklore that is believed to haunt the rivers and lochs of Scotland and Ireland.
a kelpie would lure people onto its back and then dive into a deep lake to magically vanish before devouring them... those cunts!
because of these dangers i would like my children kept safe and demand we hunt and kill these bastards!
To kill a kelpie is just like killing any magical creature.. you must reach down its throat and pull out its heart with your bear hands. It has been proven that if a kelpies leg is striken off in one of their many kelpie wars it grows back within a day and can go out once more and terrorise...
even chuck norris cant lead a kelpie to water and make it drink
afsluiten Polls
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what would you rather do to a kelpie...
- kill it
- meet and greet it
- rape it in its underwater sea cave
- tell the teacher on it
- eat a grape and forget all about it...
Belvin
i seen a kelpy once it sade it had puppys and if i wunted to c them
they were so cool
then i killd it and sold the puppys on ebay
hahaha awesome
Awww, I thought this was Save the Kelpies, they RULE!!
Fuck sake...
wtf
please dinna am jist a small skinny loon u will get no feed off of me
i once was killed by 1 of these beasts
it was scary and sore
hey hey
i am now a fan
wahoo!!
wasup wif u anyways??
<3 x
haha mitch did pritty well recruiting!
307 fans
what the Hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not gonne bcum a memba i dnt even no wht a kelpie is!!!!!
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Fit The Hell
i seen a kelpy once it sade it had puppys and if i wunted to c them
they were so cool
then i killd it and sold the puppys on ebay
Haha
your flashbox is sick.
i seen a kelpie once..
long story.