As Birthday Day is fast approaching (Birthday Week starts 14th May), I begin by announcing the annual 'Birthday List'. Following on from the success(Emma-jane says unsuccess) of last year, I have thoughtfully compiled a new'ish' list for your convenience. If some items appear repeated from last year it is only because said item was ungifted(Heather claims ungifted is not a word) to moi! You can choose from one of two lists (or both depending on how much you love me):

The Attractive Men List:
Derek Davis
David O'Doherty
James Marsden
Nighttime Dan(for attic use)
Jen and/or Kayleigh
Sixy eyes
The cute weather guy(not gerald Fleming)
No.69 of the FHM 100 sexiest women in the world 2008 list
Jogging guy
The Postman
Milo Ventimiglia
Hot Rocky Bay Dudes

Present List:
A REAL pony(note to Clive, Michael and Birthday pass the parsel - a real pony, not a paper, plastic or back of a Hiace van one )
Creme eggs
Bubbles
Birthday Hugs(I may or may not hug back)..............Rock and Rule, I rock(with rocking chair), or Knit or go home t-shirts,
Rounders set,
A jigsaw,
Fox Classics(or as Heather calls them - Fox's Classic Milk Chocolate Honeycomb Crunch),
Kayleigh's glasses,
Beach,
Horse.

And if all else fails - make me a card........actually..............
 no present will be accepted without a homemade (made with love, thought, hugs and all that) card!! Enjoy Birthday Week responsibly, should Birthday Week come into contact with fire, rinse out with warm water.

Will Smith - Fresh Prince Of Bel Air Theme Song Lyrics

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said "we’re up in no good"
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"

(only the first three episodes of season one)

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin’ and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin’ like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

Seeing as my Birthday was LAST MONDAY, I have thoughtfully and helpfully provided a list of acceptable gifts. While some gifts are free(eg. Birthday Hug) these gifts WILL NOT be accepted unless combined with more thoughtful and effort requiring presents(eg. a pony). However if you manage to capture Mothy from Emma-Jane's car - no other gifts will be required. On the other hand if you lose Mothy while attempting to capture him, u WILL die the death of a thousand screams. For a full list of terms and conditions see end.

*A Birthday Hug
*A Birthday Text
*Mothy(Emma-Jane's pet moth)
*A Giant Briscoll/Trimble/Gordon D'Arcy poster
*Gordon D'Arcy (even though technically I already own him)
*Brian Harrington's surf board
*Surfing lessons from Brian Harrington
*A pony
*A my little pony
*A giant brightly coloured plastic paper clip(or set of)
*Series 1-6 of Gilmore Girls
*A jar of sunshine
*Grey's Anatomy Series1
*Culture
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*Bubbles
*Glitter balls
*Bouncy balls
*20 Rings(which I dont actually want)
*4 braclets in a packet(for my 3 girls and me)
*post its
*The heart/snowflake/Freaky dying Watership Down Rabbit shape puncher
*Glow in the dark finger puppet monsters
*Ball of string
*stickers.........................
 ......Deluxe TESCO Range(over 2Euro)
*Bubble making machine
*Bubble set
*Rounders set
*Hula Hoop(shiny)
*Whiteboard markers and eraser set
*Whiteboard
*Ice-berger 6 pack
*Geometric plastic plate
*Many friends may club together to buy me the Disney Princess plastic glass with a straw spiralling around it.................

TERMS AND CONDITIONS
I take no responsibility for damage to EM-J's car, Mothy, Mothy's children, Mothy's mistress or Tracey.
The Following items WILL NOT be accepted as gifts:
*Mothy's mistress or children
*A jar of air pretending to be sunshine
*Tracey.........................

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