same old same old


Wow.

Bubblegum asked the barman if he could play a song that went with her shoes. He played Paris Hilton. Game over. Also funny, she clicked her heels and said "theres no place like page three" and ended up in a hovel of a club where she nearly got caught pouring vodka from her bag into her drink. CLASSY.

Oh the night ended on a high when a guy showed her a picture of his penis on his phone and asked her to give her his number. Needless to say the heeby jeeby man is defo with him and not with me on sunday morning. The best bit was when he went around all his mates going "ey thats my penis....Jude...JUDE....AY THATS MY PENIS......



Brilliant.

Well Paul, after a long few weekends this ones for you.....This will be the first of many embarrasing blogs that i update after my many embarrasing saturday nights out.

This is just for paul who thinks my nights out are so funny.

wish i did.....

My poor jordan wedding shoe heels are ruined, and as they are infact an urban legend around town i must get them fixed. I am heading out on saturday me thinks for some more vodka and subsequently more visits from the elusive heeby jeeby man in the morning to remind me what a twat i am, But what you must understand is that no behaviour can be blamed on Katy. Its all Bubblegums fault...OK???

To get to the nitty gritty of last weeks escapades, basically bubblegum surpassed herself. She had full control at 7.39pm, an early start for her. She managed to go out wearing next to nothing (thatll impress them all...) and bump in to practically everyone she once knew from school and from college and work (hello Jeremy.) She apologises to Jeremy for perhaps insulting his mate and walking away from him mid sentence to spu. Also Jeremy she is sorry she cant actually remember anything she said to you. something about children? She also apologises to her ex boyfriends best mate for making him buy her drinks most of the night then telling him to bugger off (probably bubblegum put it more nasty than that.) She is so sorry to kevin from her old work who she informed that she hated everyone who worked there and sorry for encouraging his best mate to misbehave. She also apologises to both Annemaries brothers and her dad for the continuous text messages she felt she had to send which were probably insulting, or worse, course and rude. (isnt it such a good idea when your drunk? someone please take her phone off her when shes out) Finally she is of course mortified for cuddling every door man in edinburgh and telling them they are "nice men",.... for dancing on her own in a club where no dancing was the order of the day...... and finally for trying to rescue a cat from some scaffolding, then realising the jordan heels just wont cut it for climbing fences and even worse, there was no cat stuck in scaffolding...

The heeby jeeby man brought his suitcase to stay for the week, and he says hes not leaving as he is sure i am going to shame myself again this weekend. If i ever meet bubblegum im going to have her beaten up she is a pain and an embarrasment to all.

Till next time....