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Only 2 episodes left this season.
The Former Life of Brian airs on April 27th.
"Brian, scared that he may have lost his last chance at love, searches for a former flame, Tracy. To his surprise, he discovers that he is the father to her son, Dylan. Tracy decides that Brian should raise the boy, and she drops him off at the Griffin's house. When Dylan runs rough-shot in the house, Brian's attitude towards parenting doesn't settle too well with Lois and Peter."
And, we now have the season finale.
Long John Peter will air on May 4th.
"When Peter gets a pet parrot, he begins acting like a pirate. Peter accidentally kills the bird after raising hell through all of Quahog. Meanwhile, when Brian is visiting the vet, Chris falls in love with the intern, Anna."
All subsequent episodes have been moved to season 7.
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Seth MacFarlane and Mike Henry are currently writing with Simpsons and American Dad alum Rich Appel, for a Family Guy spin-off, tentatively entitled "Cleveland". When more info is known, I'll be sure to post it.
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Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.
Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.
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Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.
Stewie: It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'
Stewie (to Jeremy, the babysitter's boyfriend):
Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!
Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
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but In 1997 a girl
called lauren was
walking in a forest and
then a she just dissapeared
no one ever found her untill 2000 when
a yoing girl called Mary found her body
and markings on her chest saying:
I wasnt
pretty
enough"
and now you have read this
she will appear in your mirrorrsaying
your not pretty enough and kill you.
by the way the girl called mary</3 died shortly after.
To be saved paste this to 5 other bands.
THIS IS TRUE Now uv started
readin
dis dunt
stop. This
is so
scary.
Send this to 5 ova bands in 143 Minutes.
When ur done press F6 and ur crushes
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name will appear on the screen in big letters.
This is scary cause it actually works... ..
please dont read this..nooo! sorry
but In 1997 a girl
called lauren was
walking in a forest and
then a she just dissapeared
no one ever found her untill 2000 when
a yoing girl called Mary found her body
and markings on her chest saying:
I wasnt
pretty
enough"
and now you have read this
she will appear in your mirrorrsaying
your not pretty enough and kill you.
by the way the girl called mary</3 died shortly after.
To be saved paste this to 5 other bands.
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please dont read this..nooo! sorry
but In 1997 a girl
called lauren was
walking in a forest and
then a she just dissapeared
no one ever found her untill 2000 when
a yoing girl called Mary found her body
and markings on her chest saying:
I wasnt
pretty
enough"
and now you have read this
she will appear in your mirrorrsaying
your not pretty enough and kill you.
by the way the girl called mary</3 died shortly after.
To be saved paste this to 5 other bands.
THIS IS TRUE Now uv started
readin
dis dunt
stop. This
is so
scary.
Send this to 5 ova bands in 143 Minutes.
When ur done press F6 and ur crushes
..
name will appear on the screen in big letters.
This is scary cause it actually works... ..
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