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Andrew M
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Male, 27,
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- from Skea/oma..lol
- I am In a Relationship
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- Member since: May 2007
- Last active: 8/9/10
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- Me, Myself, and I
- well...wot can i say..?im andrew a mechanic in courtneys garage, skea, one of the things i love most at the min is my car, a steel grey a4 wit rs4 kit, 19" merc wheels and lowered 45mill, you will prob see spinning about in it
More or less been living up in oma at the wkends since skintown got crap and even more so now i am wit my beautiful girl friend tori xoxo
That about it so if u know me show me some love..
"Theres more to life than being really really good looking"
- Music
- anything really..snow patrol..red hot chilli peppers usual stuff but ya cant beat a bit of dance on saturday nyt
- Films
- ZOOLANDER!!! shaun of the dead..deja vu..matrix triology yadda yadda yadda
- Sports
- hand to mouth action with a bottle of beer
- Scared Of
- anyone who knows me knows im scared of nothing aoart from bees, wasps, heights and most of all anything happening my car -me pride and joy or bending one of my wheels..lol
- Happiest When
- Waking up on sat knowing its the wkend, getting wee bit drunk..lol
Cleaning my car till she shinning which is most of the time..
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Peter Key,s Quesion of life
1.Why do we press harder on a remote control when we >>know
the batteries are flat?
2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when
>> they know there is not enough?
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are
>>four billion stars, but check when you say the
paint is wet?
4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
5. Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal
>>injection?
6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
ducks when you throw a gun at him?
>8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>9. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
>10. What is the speed of darkness?
11. Are there specially reserved parking spaces for
>>"normal" people at the Special Olympics?
12. If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
13. If the temperature is zero outside today and it's
>>going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how
cold will it be?
14. If people evolved from apes, why are there still >>apes?
15. If it's true that we are here to help others, what >>are
the others doing here?
>16. Do married people live longer than single ones or >>does
it only seem longer?
17. If someone with a split personality threatens to
>>commit suicide is it a hostage
situation?
>18. Can you cry under water?
19. What level of importance must a person have, before
>>they are considered assassinated instead of just
murdered?
20. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have
>>branches?
21. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
22. How is it that we put man on the moon before we
>>figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels
on bigger suitcases?
23. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours ?
24. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
>>called a hearing?
25. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then >>put
money in binoculars to look at things on the
ground?
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---xx---Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines---xx---
**Sainsbury condoms** ~~> Making life taste better!!
**Tesco Condoms** ~~> Every little helps!!
**Nike Condoms** ~~> Just do it!!
**Peugeot Condoms** ~~> The ride of your life!!
**KFC Condoms** ~~> Finger Licking good!!
**Minstrels Condoms** ~~> Melt in your mouth, not in your hand!!
**Safeway Condoms** ~~> Lightening the load!!
**Abbey National Condoms** ~~> Because life is complicated enough!!
**Coca Cola Condoms** ~~> The real thing!!
**Ever Ready Condoms** ~~> Keep going and going!!
**Pringles Condoms** ~~> Once you pop, you can't stop!!
**Burger King Condoms** ~~> Home of the Whopper!!
**Goodyear Condoms** ~~> "for a longer ride, go wide"!!
**Muller light condoms** ~~> So much pleasure, but where's the pain?!!
**Flash Condoms** ~~> Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work!!
**Halford Condoms** ~~> We go the extra mile!!
**Royal Mail Condoms** ~~> I saw this and thought of you!!
**Andrex Condoms** ~~> Soft, strong and very very long!!
**Renault Condoms** ~~> Size really does matter!!
**Domestos Condoms** ~~> Gets right in the rim!!
**Heineken Condoms** ~~> Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach!!
**Carlsberg Condoms** ~~> Probably the best condom in the world!!
**Pepperami Condoms** ~~> Its a bit of an animal!!
**Polo Condoms** ~~> The condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
**McDonalds Condoms** ~~> I'm Lovin' it!!
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12/16/09
Tori
Oh rage just realised it says on ur bebo wot age u r lol!! Aw wel ur still young yet
!! lul xoxox
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12/16/09
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Steph Mc Crory9/22/09hello u! how are u doing? just thought id bebo u to tell u to tell ur mommy i got her message the other day. i have zero credit, and the loan is late so i can top up
dont want her to think i was ignoring her lol. hope u had a lovely holliday too..keep in touch! xo
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9/21/09
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Tori9/21/09thx
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9/16/09
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Questhouse Warehouse9/7/09Sat 12th Sep - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast 1 room - 8 djs djs Reece Rodgers Haywire Bozy Aaron Watton Copy and paste Phunk and resident Colin Gent Funky to Progressive House 5 quid in 8.30 til 1am Hope to see you there !! House Music in the Odyssey ? Every Thur, Sat, SunAppLink:10279325780
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8/30/09
Tori
Hey babe, cnt believe we just booked r holz 4 next yr & were onli bk a day frm lanzarote lol love ya ldz mwah xoxoxox
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Questhouse Warehouse8/24/09Sat 29th AUG - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast OUR BIG WEEKEND We introduce our very special guest SOULSEEKERZ to join the Questhouse residents Colin Gent and Emo Funky to Progressive House 7 quid in 8.30 til 1am Hope to see you there !! House Music in the Odyssey ? Every Thur, Sat, SunAppLink:10193193349
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8/20/09
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Claire8/16/09Hey Andrew!! hws things wit u? Was just lukn throu of photos of da random nites in blakes lol those were the days! so any craic wit u? How skea? wee bita warning cud be down there more often now, lol. Changed the car, drivn a t3 corolla now, class bita stuff, think i mite have saw u in erneside one day, but was with one of me wee cousins so hada keep a tight eye on her or she wod have had me running after her. So u still workn in skea? chat ye soon !
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8/13/09
Tori
Hi hun, hwz u? I kno ur prob thinkn shudnt u b in wrk lol.....bt i woz onli meant 2b wrkn til 5 not til 7 duh, aw so not with it al al hi!!! U 4 gettn up2 much the night then? surfin pistonheads, edition 38, irish coupes any of those by any chance???!!!
Yea guess wot....im gna pack my suitcase 2night aahh!!lol soo damn excited its mental...onli 8days woop woop!! Ldz 2do 2night babe ∑wher i ave 2 fit in a short visit 2 the wilson house so must b goin
MWAH Luv ya ldz..give me a shout l8r sure xoxoxox
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8/10/09
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8/2/09
Tori
heya babe just thought id give ya sum luv lol yea even tho im beside ya ryt now
luv ya ldz mwah xoxox
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7/14/09
Tori
heya huni
hwz u? u get the cae sortd? missn u ldz....luv u mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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7/1/09
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4/30/09
Steph Mc Crory
hello you!! hows it goin? i see u got the little auto-mobile a wee make over..
niiice! any news r excitment?there is very little ere, iv practically lived in the library lately and officially aged about 20 years cus of lack of sleep.... and the fun hasnt even started yet!!ooh the joy ha take care xx

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