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- Me, Myself, and I
- well...wot can i say..?im andrew a mechanic in courtneys garage, skea, one of the things i love most at the min is my car, a steel grey a4 wit rs4 kit, 19" merc wheels and lowered 45mill, you will prob see spinning about in it
More or less been living up in oma at the wkends since skintown got crap and even more so now i am wit my beautiful girl friend tori xoxo
That about it so if u know me show me some love..
"Theres more to life than being really really good looking"
- anything really..snow patrol..red hot chilli peppers usual stuff but ya cant beat a bit of dance on saturday nyt
- ZOOLANDER!!! shaun of the dead..deja vu..matrix triology yadda yadda yadda
- hand to mouth action with a bottle of beer
- Scared Of
- anyone who knows me knows im scared of nothing aoart from bees, wasps, heights and most of all anything happening my car -me pride and joy or bending one of my wheels..lol
- Happiest When
- Waking up on sat knowing its the wkend, getting wee bit drunk..lol
Cleaning my car till she shinning which is most of the time..
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1.Why do we press harder on a remote control when we >>know
the batteries are flat?
2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when
>> they know there is not enough?
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are
>>four billion stars, but check when you say the
paint is wet?
4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
5. Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal
6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
ducks when you throw a gun at him?
>8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>9. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
>10. What is the speed of darkness?
11. Are there specially reserved parking spaces for
>>"normal" people at the Special Olympics?
12. If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
13. If the temperature is zero outside today and it's
>>going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how
cold will it be?
14. If people evolved from apes, why are there still >>apes?
15. If it's true that we are here to help others, what >>are
the others doing here?
>16. Do married people live longer than single ones or >>does
it only seem longer?
17. If someone with a split personality threatens to
>>commit suicide is it a hostage
>18. Can you cry under water?
19. What level of importance must a person have, before
>>they are considered assassinated instead of just
20. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have
21. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
22. How is it that we put man on the moon before we
>>figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels
on bigger suitcases?
23. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours ?
24. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
>>called a hearing?
25. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then >>put
money in binoculars to look at things on the
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**Peugeot Condoms** ~~> The ride of your life!!
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**Polo Condoms** ~~> The condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
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