101 uses for a flavoured condom (just a bit of fun, i wouldn't recomend trying these out at home, well not all of them! )

1. To prevent pregnancy.
2. To prevent contamination by STIs.
3. To make your willy taste good.
4. To carry around in your purse to show that you are both fun loving and safety concious
5. For a secondary school sex ed demonstration.
6. Blow up and use as a balloon.
7. Fill with water and use as a water balloon.
8. Put one on your head and run around after little children pretending you are an alien.
9. To make anything taste like the flavour of the condom.
10. Have a condom fight.
11. To scare off people by asking "does anyone want to show me how to use this"
12. Waterproof shoe cover.
13. As a bucket
14. As a ice mould
15. As a present for a sweet sixteen.
16. Rubber glove.
17. Tie it to a stick and use as a flag.
18. Tie it to a stick and use it as an insect trap.
19. As a mobile pitfall trap (biology experiement)
20. Something to carry money in
21. Sock
22. Pliiowcase (if you strech it really far)
23. Finger puppet.
24. Xmas tree decoration.
25. Ping at your enemies.
26. Alternative to chewing gum
27. Look through them to make your vision go red/blue/green/orange.
28. As part of a scarecrow.
29. To give your soc ed teacher a fright by blowing them up until they burst.
30. Car air freshener.
31. To attract wasps and bees if they are fruit flavoured
32. Stick them around your house to wind up your parents.
33. Plant them in your brother or sisters bedroom bin
34. Sell them to people who are too embarassed to buy them from a shop.
35. Think up nicknames for them.
36. It is a perfect size to hold your mobile phone in.
37. Laugh at ate dodgey drawings on the leaflet.
38. Use as frisbys.
39. Pirce small holes in it and use as a shower.
40. Place over a lightbulb to make the the light turn red/blue/green/orange (don't try this at home!)
41. Place over you drink at the bar to prevent it from being spiked.
42. To block a toilet.
43. As a calorie free lolly pop.
44. Think up dares for your frends invloving them.
45. Put a hole in the bottom and use as a piping bag for icing.
46. Make up cool slogens for them like "don't be silly wrap your willy!"
47. Use as the elastic bit for a slingshot.
48. Blow air into them and release it and see faw far they fly.
49. Collect them.
50. Throw at bands at a gig.
51. Put one on your tounge to make it red/blue/green/orange.
52. Use them in a poster promoting safe sex.
53. Hand them out to people on the street saying that you are promoting safe sex.
54. Tie a lot of them together and use as a skipping rope.
55. Tie a lot of them together and use a finish line of a rave.
56. Blow them up and tie a knot in them and use as floats in the swimming pool.
57. Blow one up and stick it down your trousers to pretent you have a penis or to make your penis look bigger.
58. Blow them up and hit your enemies over the head with them.
59. See how many you need to fill with helium before you float.
60. Carry around helium so you can breathe it in at any time and have a squeecky voice.
61. Put it in your hair to hld a bun in place.
62. Strech over the toilet seat as an April Fools Day prank.
63. Burn them
64. Put sand in it and use as a stress ball
65. Store your pencils in them
66. Lid for a jam- jar
67. Put food in that you want to taste like the flavour of the condom.
68. Put it in your shoes to stop them smelling bad.
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70. As drum skin.
71. Fill with stones and throw at your enemies.
72. Put snow in it and leave it in the freezer so you can have a snowball in the summer to throw at your enemeis.
73. Put 5 holes in it and use as an emo glove.
74. To collect the gas given of in an chemical reaction.
75. Use as the red and green part of 3D glasses.
76. Put one in a cake and give the cake to your enemy,
77. Skins for speakers.
78. Strech it out and use as an umbrella.
79. Give as a wedding present.
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