Fake Friends: Never Ask For Food.
Real Friends: Are The Reason You Have No Fuckin Food.

Fake Friends: Call Your Parents Mr/Mrs
Real Friends: Call Your Parents Dad/Mum

Fake Friends: Bail You Out Of Jail & Tell You What You Did Was Wrong.
Real Friends: Would Sit Next To You Sayin "Damn.. We Fucked Up Big Time.. But That Shit Was Fun!"

Fake Friends: Have Never Seen You Cry.
Real Friends: Cry With You

Fake Friends: Borrow Your Stuff & Return It In A Few Days.
Real Friends: Keep Your Shit So Long They Forget Its Yours.

Fake Friends: Know A Few Things About You.
Real Friends: Could Write A Whole Book With Pointed Out Quotes.

Fake Friends: Will Leave You Behind, If That's What The Crowd Is Doing.
Real Friends: Will Kick The Whole Crowds Ass That Left You.

Fake Friends: Would Knock On Your Front Door.
Real Friends: Will Walk Right In & Say "Honey, I'm Home!"

Fake Friend: Are For Awhile.
Real Friends: Are For A Lifetime.

Fake Friends: Turn Their Back On You When You Need Them The Most!
Real Friends: Stick With You Through Thick & Thin And You Face Trouble Together.

Fake Friends: Will Take Your Drink Away When They Think You've Had Enough.
Real Friends: Will Laugh At You Stumbling All Over The Place & Say "Bitch Drink The Rest Of That, You Know We Don't Waste Good Shit."

Fake Friends: Will Talk Shit To The Person Who Talks Shit About You.
Real Friends: Will Knock Them Into Next Week.

Fake Friends: Will Just Read This.
Real Friends: Will Steal It, Just Like I Did

1. Kiss Me--?

2. Hit Me--?

3. Shag Me--?

4. Hug Me--?

5. Go Out On A Date With Me--?

6. Hurt Me--?

7. Jump In Front Of A Bullet For Me--?

8. What's The Best Thing About Me--?

9. What's The Worse Thing About Me--?

10.Describe Me In 3 Words--?

11.If I Was A Colour, What Colour Would I Be & Why--?

12.On A Scale Of 1 - 10, How Hot Am I--?

13.Wud u care if ppl found out u fucked me--?

14.Wat wud u say if i asked u out--?

15.Wud u cry if nefing bad happnd 2 me--?

16.Do u fink u cud learn 2 luv me--?

DO YOU THINK I’M:

Fit:
Funny:
Weird:
Crazy:
Hyper:
Minging:
Strange:
Happy:
Sad:
A good friend:
Annoying:
Hateful:
Boring:
Mad:
Always in a mood:
Always happy:

WOULD YOU:

Kiss me:
Have sex with me:
Hug me:
Makeout with me:
Laugh wiv me:
Sleep ova my house:
Kiss my best mate:
Buy me a present for my birthday:

DO YOU:

Have a crush on me:
Fancy my best mate:
Love me:
H8 me:
Think about me:
Think there mite be a us:


WOT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:

My personality:
My body:
My eyes:
My hair:
My nails:
My dress sense:
My best friend:

Anything to say before u go? :