Opening Credits.
All These Things That I've Done - The Killers

Waking Up.
Coffee and TV - Blur

Monday.
Expectations - Belle and Sebastien

Fight Song.
Balaclava - Artic Monkeys

Breaking Up.
Creep - Radiohead

Prom.
You Do Soemthing To Me - Paul Weller

Life.
A Design for Life - Manic Street Preachers

Mental Breakdown.
I am the Walrus - The Beatles

Driving.
On the Road Again - Canned Heat

Flashback.
Purple Haze - Jimmy Hendrix

Getting Back Together:
Knights of Cydonia - Muse

Wedding.
Chelsea Dagger - The Fratellis

Birth of Child.
The Blowers Daughter - Damien Rice

Final Battle.
Battle Without Honor or Humanity - Tomoyasu Hotei (Kill Bill theme)

Death Scene.
Lux Aeterna; Requiem for a Dream - Clint Mansell

Funeral Song.
Imagine - John Lennon

End Credits.
Needle in the Hay - Elliot Smith

There's something slightly sinister about the Bargate shopping centre, and the only reason to go in there is to get a shakeaway

Girls - you got your prom dress from Tiffany's

You resent the Boat Show

You're aware of the game of musical shops that's going on in the city centre at the moment

You've referred to our *cough* glourious city as "Skankhampton"

You've been thoroughly confused by the half arsed attempt at a one way system in the city centre

You know there's a reason for never going to Totton, you don't know what that reason is, but it's better to be safe than sorry

You've played pitch 'n' putt at Woodmill

You've stood on Weston Shore wondering who in their right mind would go in the sea there

You remember when we had The Dell and not St Mary's Stadium

You or your immediate family have worked for British Gas, the council, Skandia, HSBC or Ordnance Survey (or all of the above)

You've wondered which of the three main groups of people who congregate in Portswood you belong to: old people, students or freaks

You remember when Bitterne Park triangle had a bank

You immediately know what someone means when they say "the triangle"

You know that Southampton should really be spelt Sfammton

You've rolled down the hill at Mayflower park, rather than using the slide provided

You've gotten ice cream from an ice cream van in February

You've jumped off Mansbridge, Cobden bridge, Northam bridge or all of them

You know that any area with more than 1000 residents has a Charcoal Grill takeaway place

You've walked along the low wall that goes around the civic centre

You slag Southampton off no end but still get offended when anyone from another area does

You involuntarily tut (or worse) whenever you see someone wearing a Portsmouth shirt, even if you couldn't care less about football

You got lost in the maze in Mayflower Park as a child

You scraped your knee on said maze attempting to escape

You know the difference between "scum" and "skate"

You've been in West Quay at least four times when they've evacuated everyone

You know about ninety Amys, extra points if they're an Amy Louise

You know it's only a matter of time before SouthCity/The Saint/Radio Hampshire changes its name again

You've come very close to being hit by a pigeon in the city centre

You've been in the Daily Echo at least once, usually looking slightly "special"

You're not sure whether you should like Craig David because he's one of us, or hate him because of his terrible music

You know what I'm talking about when I say "go in Itchen, come out scratching"

Two words - Regents Tarts

You're familiar with the tramp who hangs out by The Square (used to be the Square Balloon)

You still call it the Square Balloon

You remember when Ocean Village was good

You were forced into the paddling pool on the common during summer, no matter how cold it was or how much you protested

You've seen the huge rats in the city centre parks near Debenhams

You can't understand how East Street shopping centre hasn't been pulled down yet

You regularly see tourists posing in front of the Bargate and wonder why they're so fascinated by it

You're gutted whenever they scrap plans for an ice rink, yet still get your hopes up every time they re propose it

Every year you think they can't get someone worse to turn on the Christmas lights, yet they still pull it off

And the lights/decorations get worse and worse each year

You've been on a school trip to the Tudor Museum

You know Southampton FC used to be good

You've seen Matt Le Tissier or James Beattie around town and actually felt a bit star struck

You've felt the urge to put washing up liquid in the fountain by the Jury's Inn

You were surprised at how quickly the Jury's Inn was built

St Mary's fills you with a sense of foreboding

You've been accosted at least four times by some nutter in St Mary's

You know who Paul

My Little Bro-
My Big Bro-
My Twin Sis-
My Little Sis-
My Best Mate- James
My Internet Buddy-
My Other Half-
My Angel-
My Devil- Laura
My Guardian-
My Sexy Friend- Alex...
My Cute Friend-
My Loud Friend-
My Funny Friend-
My Quite Friend- Emma
My Blonde Friend-
My Stupid Friend-
My Hippy- Alex
My Emo-
My Grippo-
My Chav-
My Dancer-
My Actor-
My Prankster-
My Oddball-
My Spaz- Jenny
My German- Emma
My Music- Alex/Luke (band buddies )
My Maths-
My SuperHero-
My Life-
My Shadow Poser-