Put your player on shuffle and answer the questions as the songs are played - don't cheat, it's funny to see some of the answers!

What song best represents my personality?
Song: Amour
Artist: Rammstein
Comment: Haha yea that's right, love

What song will be played on my funeral?
Song: Deadnight Warrior
Artist: Children of Bodom
Comment: Sweet, I'm coming back as some kind of zombie warrior

Will I ever love somebody?
Song: Hotties
Artist: Flight of the Conchords
Comment: Haha yus! She'll be hot, and there'll be more than 1

Will I be successful in life?
Song: Bring 'em back alive
Artist: Audioslave
Comment: A rescue mission, army perhaps?

Will I get married even if my love life is out of shape?
Song: You're pretty when I'm drunk
Artist: Bloodhound Gang
Comment: Aw God... I'm gunna marry someone while wasted...

Will anyone accept me as who I am?
Song: Master of Puppets
Artist: Metallica
Comment: They have to accept me, I'm their master.

How will I die?
Song: Soldier of the Wasteland
Artist: DragonForce
Comment: Going down with guns blazing.

Who'll kill me?
Song: Jenny
Artist: Flight of the Conchords
Comment: How appropriate. That bitch!

Will I be a murderer myself?
Song: Where dragons rule
Artist: DragonForce
Comment: Murder some dragons!

How's my life so far?
Song: Downfall
Artist: Children of Bodom
Comment: Just spiralling downwards...

My current obsession?
Song: Science
Artist: System of a Down
Comment: haha far from it...

What song best represents my friendship with others?
Song: Like light to flies
Artist: Trivium
Comment: They're just drawn to me

If I ever, where would I go on vacation this year?
Song: Breaking the habit
Artist: Linkin Park
Comment: haha straight into rehab. Wooh!

Which sexuality are you?
Song: No remorse
Artist: Metallica
Comment: That doesn't really answer the question, but I guess I'm not sorry for it

Will I get far in life?
Song: You're better off dead
Artist: Children of Bodom
Comment: Well fuck you shuffle quiz

How do my friends see me?:
Song: Prowler
Artist: Iron Maiden
Comment: This quiz is making me sound real shifty

Where will I get married?:
Song: Highway to hell
Artist: AC/DC
Comment: haha on a highway, sweet

What is my best friend's theme song?:
Song: I wish I may
Artist: Breaking Benjamin
Comment: hmm perhaps

What is the story of my life?:
Song: Got the life
Artist: Korn
Comment: Yea that's right

What is/was high school like?:
Song: Natural Life
Artist: Breaking Benjamin
Comment: Pretty ordinary I guess

How can I get ahead in life?:
Song: Burn
Artist: Elemeno P
Comment: Arsen is always the answer

What is the best thing about me?:
Song: The Antichrist
Artist: Slayer
Comment: Hey, come on. I'm not that bad

How is today going to be?:
Song: Raining Blood
Artist: Slayer
Comment: Insane.

What is in store for this weekend?:
Song: Rein Raus
Artist: Rammstein
Comment: (In out) haha wow that's subtle lol

What song describes my parents?:
Song: 2 x 4
Artist: Metallica
Comment: Uhh... no there's only 2 of them, not 8

My grandparents?:
Song: The Clairvoyant
Artist: Iron Maiden
Comment: I dunno what that means...

How is my life going?
Song: Prophets of War
Artist: Dream Theater
Comment: It's going to happen

How does the world see me?:
Song: So nice
Artist: Scribe
Comment: Aw, they like me

Will I have a happy life?
Song: Thie cocaine makes me feel like I'm on this song
Artist: System of a Down
Comment: I'll be happy cuz I'll be doing lines of coke lol

What do my friends really think of me?:
Song: Laid to Rest
Artist: Lamb of God
Comment: They're trying to kill me. I told you I wasn't just paranoid!

Do people secretly lust after me?:
Song: 2 minute to midnight
Artist: Iron Maiden
Comment: They're keen for a late night go at it

How can I make myself happy?:
Song: Unknown soldier
Artist: Breaking Benjamin
Comment: This

1. The singular most boring question: what is your name? Johnny
2. Are you happy with it? Yea its all g
3. Are you named after anyone? Grandpa i think
4. Are you ready for a long survey? yea... i am that bored...
5. Your screen name? msn? - Johnny - Don't stop for nothing it's full speed or nothing
6. Would you name a child of yours after you? nah
7. Then what would you name your children? Leonidus
8. If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? dunno
9. If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be? Matt
10. Are there any mispronunciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? nope
11. Would you drop your last name if you became famous? nah it means son of a pirate... thats a kinda cool last name
12. Your gender: male
13. Straight/gay/bi? Straight
14. Single? yep
15. Want to be? has its pros and cons
16. Your birthdate? 3rd February 1992
17. Your age? 16
18. Age you act? really depends. It varies a lot
19. Age you wish you were? 18
20. Your height? round 6 foot now
21. The color of your eyes? brown
22. Happy with it? sure
23. The color of your hair? brown
24. Happy with it? sure
25. Left/right/ambidextrous? right
26. Your living arrangement? home
27. Your family? 1 sister, mum, dad
28. Have any pets? 2 cats.
29. What's your job? mowing lawns
30. Piercings? nope
31. Tattoos? not yet
32. Obsessions? uhh... dont think so
33. Addictions? bebo... i know it's sad
34. Do you speak another language? not very well
35. Have a favorite quote? Aight, i can respect that
36. Do you have a web page? does bebo count?

DEEP THOUGHTS
37. Do you live in the moment? i guess
38. Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? yea
39. Do you have any secrets? yea
40. Do you hate yourself? nah I love me
41. Do you like your handwriting? i've never really thought about that...
42. Do you have any bad habits? biting fingernails?
43. What is the compliment you get most from people? not a clue...
44. If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? Johnny's Life: The Untold Story
45. What's your biggest fear? the dark of course
46. Can you sing? horribley
47. Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? cant say that i do
48. Are you a loner? no i have friends i think
49. What are your number one priorities in life? Family/Friends, sport
50. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? yea i guess so
51. Are you a daredevil? I'll do sumfin stupid every once in a while
52. Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? yea im scared of my left thumb... i dont trust him
53. Are you passive or aggressive? i dunno, depends
54. Have you got a journal? nah lol
55. What is your greatest strength and weakness? kryptonite
56. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? grow lyk an inch or 2 so i can be taller than Liam
57. There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. You can only drink out of one. Which one would you drink of? the 1 with the highest percentage
58. How do you vent? lyk anger? punching inanimate objects seems lyk a good idea at the tym... but not worth the broken finger. Huge runs to clear the head's always good
59. Do you think you are emotionally strong? yea
60. Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? nah not really aye
61. Do you think life has been good so far? yea
62. What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? puking on peoples legs, not the way to get chicks
63. What do you like the most about your body? my deltoids (personal joke)
64. And least? i lyk my body
65. Do you think you are good looking? uh i guess so
66. Are you confident? yea
67. What is the fictional character you're most like? Batman... i dunno lol
68. Do people know how you feel? yea most of the time
69. Are you perceived wrongly? nope

DO YOU...
70. Smoke? Nope
71. Do Drugs? Nah
72. Read the newspaper? they confuse me
73. Pray? yea
74. Go to

These were all actually said in Harland's english class. We are that stupid...

The Don Harland Chronicles
Total Entries: 9

"Im not an interior decorater, love."
"Women dress in white on their wedding day to blend in with the other kicthen appliances."
"Your a bitch."
"That Regan Stanners is such a pain in the neck I think I might run him over."
"Dunno what I'll do today, maybe kill Regan Stanners on the way home."
"I am really a child murderer. This is just a cover. I'll take him home and eat him."
" If I get to be Prime Minister of New Zealand by killing John Key..."
"I'm gunna get you! I'm gunna kill you soon!"
"Wake up in the morning and go, I might kill some babies today."

"It's assonance you dumb cunt!" - Liam
"You're a longuage feature!" - Johnny
"Anal rape in a jar" - Daniel
"Liam analyse this you slut!" - Shaun
"Shaun chants randomly in Asian" - Liam
"I'll bite her face" (talking to a magazine) - Liam
"It's a pun. You're a pun!" - Johnny, Liam
"Please take my hand out of your crotch." - Liam talking to Shaun
"Liam it's your actual dad." - Shaun pointing to Asian man
"It's the grudge" - Shaun pointing to other Asian man
"You're a fire drill." - Liam
"I still love you Johnny." - Liam
"I'll analyse him with a knife." - Johnny
"No boundaries. Of course there are boundaries, that's just ridiculous." - Liam
"Liam your new name is Otis." - Shaun
"Your mum's a madman." - Tom
"Keep away from me you cold kneed freak." - Johnny
"Shaun, why are you beating yourself off with two snakes?" - Liam
"Margaret likes soap I suppose?" - Liam
"Oh yea take it all." - Liam making the compass and the pen have sex
"Dude we so gotta get a duck drunk." - Johnny
"Should just hot box a zoo." - Liam
"Steal a meercat!" - Johnny
"That's what you get for bending my lid you bitch!" - Shaun
"There is a party in my pants and you are no longer invited!" - Liam
"Stop touching me Shaun." - Liam
"Daniel's so attractive he's making his desk wet." - Tom
"Shh little boy. Just lay there and keep still. If you struggle it's gunna hurt more." - Shaun
"Did you wash your nipple?" - Shaun
"You did what to a cow?!" - Tom
"Don't touch me. That isn't what you said last night. That is what I said last night, I was tired remember?" - Liam, Shaun
"Stabby, stabby!" - Johnny making stabbing noises
"Ow stop fucking biting me." - Johnny
"Daniel said he wants to fuck me.... You jealous?" - Liam
"Why does everyone speak in fucking metaphors?" - Johnny
"Someones been smoking that shit." - Tom talking about the Queen
"Where is all this bloody wet stuff coming from?" - Daniel
"Who's a filthy man skank? You're a filthy man skank." - Daniel, Liam
"I had a wet dream about Mr. Harland." - Liam (He actually said that, I'm not making this up. I wish I was...)
"Did you just sniff me? No... Alright...." - Liam, Johnny
"I'm not gunna give you head Liam. Nah just swallow my piss." - Johnny, Liam
"Simon is the size of my meat." - Liam
"Shaun failed, it makes me happy inside." - Liam
"Colleen's cheap. Laura's free." - Liam, Johnny
"I'm not a nibble-post." - Liam
"I have a dolphin fetish." - Liam



A lot of fun is had in that english class. A lot of stupid things said as well.
Mainly by Liam.