1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.

10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.

21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

25. when she gives you a present on yo

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool....because your not!

Opening Credits:
Dear Maria, Count Me In - All Time Low

Waking Up:
Blue For Jessie - The Rosenberg Trio

First Day At School:
Labyrinth - Enter Shikari

Falling In Love:
Headlines Read Out - We The Kings

Fight Song:
Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley

Breaking Up:
Work This Out - HSM

Prom/Dance:
Kill - Jimmy Eat World

Life's OK:
Holier Than Thou - Metallica

Mental Breakdown:
Big In Japan - Guano Apes

Driving:
Greener With The Scenery - The Used

Flashback:
Cold As Ice - Foreinger

Getting Back Together:
I Really Like You - Steer Clear

Birth of Child:
The Country Song - Blink 182

Wedding:
Army Of The Sun - Roadrunner United

Final Battle:
Living Is A ProblemBecause Everything Dies - Biffy Clyro

Death Scene:
I Am Loco - Il Nino

Funeral Song:
Metabolic - Slipknot

End Credits:
Heart In A Cage - The Strokes

Full Name: Conor Noel Luke lonergan
2. Nickname:boomer.....bobo!!
3. Birthday:23rd June!!...and dont u 4get it!!
4. Place of Birth: Clonmel!!
5. Zodiac Sign:Cancer...oh lucky me i get the disease!!
6. Male or female: Male!!
7. year: 3rd year!
8. Schools you went to:gaelscoil,gaelcholaiste
9. Occupation: professional lazy arse!!
10. Residence:sumwhere in swaziland.....they have square pennies here u know!!
11. MSN Screen Name: graces bottle Soooooooo lights up when she sees little kids!!

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour rown!!like poop!!
13. Hair Length:longish!!
14. Eye colour:brown...again like poopie!!!!!
15. Best feature:My dashing good looks!! .i dunno u tell me!!....and u better say dashing good looks!!
16. Height:6 ft 1'
17. Braces? nope!
18. Glasses? Yup!! but i dnt gotta wear them the whole time!!
19. Piercings:Nope!!
20. Tattoos: Nope!!
21. Righty or Lefty:righty!!

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: amm i dunno!!
23. First Award:sexiest baby!! ....serious!!
24. First Sport You Joined:basketball!!
25. First pet: doggy!!
26. First Holiday:i think it was 2 visit my aunty and uncle in england!!
27. First Concert: Taste of chaos!!
28. First Love: hehe one of my friends that lives down the road!! but i never see her anymore.....i was like 4!!

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: Loads!!....i luv team america!!
30. TV programme: Loooooooads!!
31. Colour: red black and blue!!
32. Rapper:Funk no!!
33. Band:Avenged sevenfold, Foo Fighters, Biffy Clyro
34. Song Right Now:House of wolves,sidewinder,trashed and scattered,blinded in chains!!
35. Friend:Car,niall,alex,grace,meg,bl
 áth,síomh,derv,finn,rue,danny and a couple more!!
36. Sweet:ALL!!
37. Sport to Play asketball!!
38. Restaurant:Emerald garden!!
39. Favourite brand akley,vans,whatever brands my other clothes are!!
40. Store:sidewalk,pennies,sweet shops!!
41. School Subject: music,maths, business(im wierd)
42. Animal ogs, monkeys......and sexy elephants!! OHHH YEEEAAAHH!!
44. Magazine:Kerrang!!
45. Shoes:vans!!

___Currently___

46. Feeling?Gyuuuuuuuud!!
47. Single or Taken?Single!!
48. Have a crush: indeed i do!!
49. Eating: anything i find....DONT CUM NEAR ME!!...specially u beibhinn!! i want payback!!
50. Drinking? the blood of innocent children......want sum?? Its yummy!!
51. Typing? quickly!!
52. Online?nut of course!!
53. Listening To: biffy clyro
54. Thinking About:Food!!....im not fat....SHUT UP!!
55. Wanting To:FALOOBADOOP!!
56. Watching: U pee!!
57. Wearing: black socks, jeans , Studded belt (that isnt a girls belt*evil stare at caroline)cool new black longsleeve t-shirt,linken park+loserkids wristbands,the shag bands that bláth gave me and my necklacey thing that bláth and derv are always stealing on me.........and my big boy underwear!!
___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? Yup!!
59. Want to be married? have been already but they didnt work out....sorry sarah and zoe!!
60. Careers in Mind:maybe a teacher maybe an accountant or maybe a rock ledgend!! ya know they all pretty much fall in2 the same catagorie!!
61. Where do you want to live:In a big pink castle!! ....sumwhere nice!!
62. Car:a sexy one!!

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour:Anything really!!
64. Hair length:long hair!!
65. Eye colour: doesnt really matter!!....sexy eyes!!
66. Measurments:Exactly 2.4678593324 inches smaller than me!! lol I dunno!!
67. Cute or Sexy: Both r good!!
68. Lips or Eyes: Both wud be gud!! ...every1 says that but its true!!
69. Hugs or Kisses: well ye all know i luv my hugs but i would enjoy a kiss now and then!!lol!
70. Short or Tall: just a bit smaller than me
71. Easygoing or serious:Easygoing!!
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: i like a romantic girl but its good 2 be spontanious 2!!
73. Fatty or Skinny:a normally!!
74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive in