my wife = brodie =]
my bitch = becks =]
my best lad friends = aidy n pricey =]
my best girl friends = fiona n hayley =]
my body guards = pricey n dacey=]
my partner in crime = aidy =]
my pet = mel denwood =]
my piece ont side = brodie =]
my soul mate = brodie =] ellie =]
my slave = grace =]
my house cleaner =
my taxi driver = abbie =]
my arse wiper = pricey =]
my hero = charlotte =]
my murderer = MIKE MYERS and fiona batey =]
my shag piece = brodie =] ellie =]
my barbie doll = lauren c =] ellie =]
my bully boy =
my bully girl = fiona batey =]
my lil star = hayley =]
my bully victim =
my right hand man = aidy =]
my right hand girl = brodie =]
my drag queen = fiona batey =]
my male slag = grace =]
my servant = adam zammit =]
my queens = brodie n hayley =]
my EVERYTHING = brodie =]
my princess = becks, lucy ellie =]
my human tart = rhea =]
my winnet picker =
my hair plucker = abbie =]
my toe nail cutter =
my nose picker =
my shit sniffer = grace =]
my playing toy = katie =]

1. шно я υ?
2. я шε ƒяιεиdѕ?
3. шεи [[&&]] нош dιd шε мεεт?
4. dо υ нαν α сяυѕн ои мε?
5. шоυℓd υ кιѕѕ мε?
6. соυℓd υ ενα ℓυν мε? «3
7. ιƒ υ нαd мε ƒоя 30 мιиѕ.. шот шυd υ dо?
8. gιν мε α иιск-иαмε [[&&]] у?
9. dεѕсяιвε мε ιи ¹ шояd
10. шот шαѕ υя ¹ѕт ιмρяεѕѕιои оƒ мε?
11. dо υ ѕтιℓℓ ƒιик тнε ѕαмε оƒ мε?
12. шот яεмιиdѕ υ оƒ мε?
13. ιƒ υ сυd gιν мε иεƒιи.. шот шυd ιт в?
14. нош шεℓℓ dо υ киош мε?
15. шεи шαѕ тнε ℓαѕ тум υ ѕαш мε?
16. ενα шαитεd ² тεℓℓ мε ѕυмƒιи υ сυdит?
17. шот dо υ ℓук моѕт αвшт мε?
18. я υ gоιи ² ρυт dιѕ ои υя ѕутε ² с шот ρρℓ ѕαу αвшт υ?
19. αичƒιи ² ѕαч в4 υ gо?