Pamelia Von-Blair

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I am incapable of rational thought, preferring instead to hold a world view that is constantly in flux and based around knee-jerk reactionism and arrogant conjecture. You'll likely find me hunched in the corner of a bar dividing my time between sneering at those more successful and attractive than me and leering at men. Most of my spare hours are spent slurring but I like to punctuate this with a tasteful amount of pointing and yelling.
The only ambitions I hold are for other people and mainly involve failure. I am a terrible lover and a worse friend.
I harbour a deep jealousy of the anatomically normal. I aspire to mediocrity. I say aim for the toilet. If you miss there'll always be someone to clean up the mess (I find this to be true both literally and figuratively).
Music
The Sound of Music Sound Track
Films
The Sound of Music
Sports
Contortionism. Fox Hunting.
Scared Of
Ghosts, Lightning, Spiders, Success
Happiest When
Overstaying my welcome. Spiting people. Turning up my nose in disgust. Threatening to kill myself.

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  • Kirsten With A Capital K
    luv Kirsten With A Capital K

    Here, congrats on becoming a mammy btw, HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?!

    Rhetorical question, obv.

    When ye due? Ye staying in Australia then?? :o

    x

    29 settimane fa
  • Michael James Markey
    Michael James Markey

    Im currently in Manchester deciding which of my old watering holes to visit.

    Its a hard life!

    30 settimane fa
  • Runt
    luv Runt

    What's a 'ditch joint'? No matter, I'll smoke anything.

    44 settimane fa
  • Pamelia Von-Blair
    Pamelia Von-Blair

    Stop injecting crystal meth right before bed then.

    45 settimane fa
  • Hazel Robertson
    Hazel Robertson

    The big event - your mums wedding? or has that happened already?

    Christmas and New year were quiet. Went to mums on Christmas day but was home in bed to see eastenders. Lucky you the weather is roasting it is so cold here. Went to see Cinderella at the Kings with scott and couple i went to uni with on new years eve which was funny then came back tothe house and watched the usual rubbish on the tv. Really exciting this year! What did you do?

    I might go round to zoes mums and ask for a number but think that would be silly. I will pass on anydetails i get.

    Only 8 weeks till baby robertson makes his appearance. Trying to get things ready just now clearing out the spare room and buying all the tiny outfits. It is quite freaky - cant imagine being a mummy!

    45 settimane fa
  • Hazel Robertson
    Hazel Robertson

    Hey Pam,

    Hope you had a nice Christmas and New Year! What you been up to? Still speak to Zoe? Triedto contact her through bebo but no response and all my numbers got deleted so cant text her. Feeling like a bad friend. How long till the big event?

    Hx

    46 settimane fa
  • Kirsten With A Capital K
    Kirsten With A Capital K

    He knows when you've been sleeping,
    He knows when you're awake.
    He knows when you've been dieting,
    and when you've eaten cake.
    He knows when you've been sober,
    He knows when you've been plastered.
    Santa knows when you've been bad or good
    'cause he's a nosy bastard!


    Merry Christmas, Pam! What's that fat prick bringing you this year, do you know?

    And what about Santa..? :)

    x

    47 settimane fa
  • Latasha Batista
    Latasha Batista

    how r u I was going through peoples profiles, and i think you are an interesting guy, and hot too. I was doing a lil cam show for my friends gettin naughty, hit me up on MSN my names lyndepicozzi6@live.com Peace

    49 settimane fa via Cellulare
  • Kirsten With A Capital K
    luv Kirsten With A Capital K

    So, did you go to Singawhore, then? I'm suddenly going fucking spare with uni work right now.. coursewok's due in in a few hours and I'm not even a third of a way through the bastard.

    Fucking raj. If I send you $10 AUS via paypal, fancy dain it for me?

    BE A PAL!

    56 settimane fa