You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: how are you tonight?

Stranger: im alright, how about yourself

You: pretty tired to be honest

You: it's' 3am over here

Stranger: oh snap. where are you?

You: ireland!

You: you?

Stranger: usa

<random crap>

You: do you have a fake id?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i wouldnt even know where to get one

You: we don't have wednesdays in ireland

Stranger: wat

You: we've a 6 day week..

You: each day is 4 hours longer..

You: you didn't know either? i thought most people knew that about ireland, it's like the
drinking thing

Stranger: ive never heard anything like that in my entire life

You: it's a cultural thing from hundreds of years ago.. the pagans or something

You: we've a name for the other days, just not wednesday..

Stranger: youre fuckin blowing my mind, dude

You: haha really?

You: sorry..

You: in alot of places we've 2 clocks, like in our house

You: they're constantly at different times..

You: lol i can't believe this

You: you never heard that

Stranger: i've NEVER heard that. this is so fucking weird.

Stranger: i almost suspect youre fucking with me

You: hahaha

You: i would think of something more believable!

You: i can name the other days in irish if you like?

You: what else..

You: right. i'll explain more

You: you know that equinox thing?

Stranger: yeah

You: the twice a year pagan thing with the sun and night blah blah

You: well there's this celtic calender that's aranged around the equinoxes or something.. and
the way it fits in sequence there is 6 days.. that's where it all came from

You:

Stranger: now, is wednesday not recognized in general, or is it just some tradition-type
thing?

You: it's more of a traditional thing.. like the busineses and all still work on the world's time of
course

You: it's like a novelty, but there are some people who only follow irish time

Stranger: ok, gotcha.

Stranger: see, you had me thinking that all of ireland is running on a six-day week.

You: for the most part.. it is..!

You: just the businesses that don't

You: like my college does, we do longer hours than other ones

You: and the day starts at different times every day, have to add on 4 hours

You: hehe it sounds confusing

Stranger: yeah, its probably gonna take me a bit to come to terms with how this works out

You: you know the equinox thing i mentioned?

Stranger: yeah

You: well on those two days it's like a really big deal for irish people

You: our calender revolves around them like

You: so on those days it's a national holiday, a day before, the day itself and the day
afterwards

You: and there's this place in ireland, called Amadán where hundreds of thousands of
people come to celebrate this old ass pagan festival

Stranger: damn, that sounds fucking awesome.

You: haha it's like the burning man thing you americans have for us

You: loads of big fires and sun worshipping

Stranger: ahh nice

You: some people got in trouble a few years back for killing a woman.. like a sacrifice.. no
shit..

You: it's legal to "sacrifice" animals on those 2 days, but they must've been high or pissed or
something

Stranger: cripes, this sounds crazy

Stranger: now i really want to go

Stranger: not because of the woman sacrifice

You: yeah it's madness alright..

You: clothing's optional in some areas of Amadán

Stranger: man. this sounds like the perfect place to have my first acid trip

Stranger: you ever been?

You: to the Amadán thing?

You: twice hehe

Stranger: badass

You: weird the way you've never heard of it..

Stranger: well, you know us americans...

You: well spread the word to your friends

You: and all come over for the next one!

You: it's some experience..

You: next one's in 2 months, end of the summer..

Stranger: i'

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You: what's the craic?

Stranger: whats the what?

You: what's your what!

Stranger: idk

Stranger: hello

You: asl

You: now!!!

Stranger: 16 f IA

You: i'd say that's a load of lies

You: and you're a pedo catcher

Stranger: im not but ok wutever helps you sleep at night

You: sorry, i'm a little edgy

Stranger: its ok so y do you think im a pedo catcher?

You: well.. they're my biggest fear

You: wanna know why i'm scared of pedo catchers?

Stranger: ya

Stranger: kinda

You: :S

You: cos i'm a pedo..

You: :S:S

You: it's an illness, seriously

You: like alcoholism

Stranger: UM ok

Stranger: thats kinda werid

You: hey, least i'm honest..

Stranger: hey thats good i guess

Stranger: so asl?

You: 32/m/scotland

Stranger: sweet well gtg have a nice life

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

You: my name's bob

You:

Stranger: hello, bob

Stranger: my name is

Stranger: bree

You: is that a girl's name?

Stranger: yes it is bob

You: cool!

You: i was a girl once

Stranger: bye

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