> > THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 8.30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and
>>croissants,
>> > > open
>> > > > > presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful
>>partner.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal
>>trainer.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 12.00 Lunch with best friend a fashionable outdoor cafe.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notice
>>she's gained
>> > > 30lbs
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 3.00 Nap.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist,card is from
>>secret
>> > > admirer.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from
>>strong but
>> > > gentle
>> > > > hunk
>> > > > > who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe,
>>parade before
>> > > > > full-length mirror.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 7.30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with
>>compliments
>> > > > received
>> > > > > from other diners/dancers.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 10.00 Hot shower (alone).
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 10.50 Carried to bed..........(freshly ironed, crisp,
>>new,white
>> > > linen).
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > > THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 6.00 Alarm.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 6.15 Blow job.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sport
>>section.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all
>>cooked by
>> > > naked
>> > > > > buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 7.30 Limo arrives.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 7.45 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 9.15 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 9.45 Play front nine - 2 under.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 11.45 Lunch - pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle
>>of Dom
>> > > Perignon.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 12.15 Blow job.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 12.30 Play back nine (of golf course) - 4 under.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons).
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 2.30 Fly to Cairns.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female
>>crew, all nude
>> > > who
>> > > > > also bend over a lot displaying growlers.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle
>>McPherson (bending
>> > > > > over......naturally).
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 6.45 Shit, Shower and Shave.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana
>>and hard
>> >porn
>> > > > > legalised.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 7.30 Dinner: lobster appetiser, Dom Perignon (1953) big
>>juicy fillet
>> > > steak
>> > > > > followed by ice-cream served on a big pair of tits.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 9.00 Sex with three women (all with lesbian
>>tendencies.....some
>> > > bending
>> > > > > over).
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a
>>cleansing
>> >ale
>> > > &
>> > > > > blowjob.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 11.45 In bed alone.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 11.50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and
>>forces