The more [X]'s the dumber you are.

*18 or lower means you're not stupid.*

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.


[x] You have ran into a tree.
[x] It IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (well, I would have if I werent sitting among a lot of people)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.


[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] Your hair is blonde.
[x] People have called you slow.


[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class.
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.


[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[] You use your fingers to do simple math.


[] You have eaten a bug.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.


[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[] You break a lot of things.


[] Your friends/family know not to use big words around you.
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.


[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[x] The word "uhhhh" is used many times a day.


ha 22 not bad not tht dumm considerin am blonde ey

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word!
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything wot would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. When's the last time u saw me if u ever saw me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?
15. To put it bluntly, wud u fuck me ?
16. Do you think i'm fit?
17. Have you told any of your mates about me?
18. If we was together right now what would we be doing?
19. What would be the very last thing you ever say to me?

01. What would you do if i commited suicide?
02. What would you say if i said 'i loved you'?
03. What would you do if i kissed you?
04. What would you do if i lived next door?
05. What would you do if i started smoking?
06. What would you do if i stole something?
07. Hhow did we meet?
08. What do you think of me (be honest)
09. What is you best memory of me?
10. How long will be friends?
11. Do you love me?
12. Have i hurt you?
13. Would you hug me?
14. Would you Kiss me?
15. Would you do me?
16. Are we close?
17. Am i lovable?
18. How long have known me?
19. Describe me in one word?
20. Have you ever been mad at me?
21. What reminds you of me?