Paul D
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- Jest z nami od: May 2007
- Ostatnio online: 6 tygodni temu
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- Motto
- ...............and release
- Music
- 90s dance, some noughties stuff too, timbaland, JT, prodigy, mgmt, kanye west, daft punk, ting tings(surprised?!), Indie music, even some AC-DC and 80s stuff......like wow!!!
- Sports
- I love watchin and playin football and i follow arsenal. Go on the gooners!!! Were shoite at the mo, but its gonna come good!!!!
- Scared Of
- Many terrifying things!!!
- Happiest When
- Anyone who knows me knows the answer to that and as for the rest of yes, rack off, you flamin mongrels!!!!
- I just couldnt NOT join it. Peer pressure can be a dangerous thing loike!!
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Arlenes 21st
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Chloes goin away!!!
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Completly random nights
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Justines BOITDAY!!!
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My 25th 13/9/07
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My Album
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Random Night
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Roisins leavin extravaganza
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Which pub is now OFFICIALLY THE place to be in carlow
- Scraggs
- Leverets
- Barracks
- Tullys
- O Loughlins
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Chuck Norris What a guy!!!
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck
Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke
the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she
was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds
till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in
the face.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he
grew a beard.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" videogame, but was
removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse
kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths
have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul
back. The devil, who appreciates irony, co
uldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play
poker every
second Wednesday of the month.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a
stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had
gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal,
breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and
the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could
chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU
RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding
his girlfriend's bloody throat in his
hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months
later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that
anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard,
deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of
"beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen,
jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence
to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortl
y after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked
15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds
of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat
that, Lance Armstrong.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school
football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to
let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused
kicked the baby 60 yards through the
uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
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what sports car suits you
My result is: nissan gtr
powerful...
and purposeful, still inspiring noise.
What is your usual mood????
Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
What Type Of Guy Are You
are you pretty or darn right ugly?
Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
wat will ur next boyfriends nmae start with
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Hand me down the Shark- repellant Bat-spray!
Homer:
[drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him
Don't call me Len, you little prick. I'm a bishop!
Ohhh ma ma
I'm gonna put a curse on you so ALL your kids will be born COMPLETELY naked!
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What Semi-Obscure Simpsons Character Are You?
My result is: Rainier Luftwaffe Wolfcastle AKA "McBain"
Little boys love your action movies. And earlier in your career an entirely different sort of boy loved your early movies.
These days you spend your time between movies binge eating and working out like crazy to make weight for the next Hollywood action movie role.
What Type of Heart Do You Have?
Are You Sexy, Flirty, or a Slut?
Which shoe are you?
what wwe superstar are you?
DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND 0.
Which girl from yr8 would sute u best as a friend/girlfirend?
With book from the twilight series do you like best?
What Xbox Charecter are you
What Anime Would You Star In?
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Climax Clubnight9 tygodni temuHi Paul
Check this out!
Climax @ The Vaults IFSC Dublin
Friday October 23rd 2009
with
Liam Melly
Chris Ward
Fergus Keogh
Darryn Mc Callion
Doors open 9pm Strictly Over 18s ID Essential
Admission €10 / Tickets available on the door.
For your chance to win tickets check our page for daily competitions
www.climaxclubnight.net
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10 tygodni temu
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Caragh Bolger10 tygodni temuSaturday nite feva!!!
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Eilis Ni Laigheanain10 tygodni temui cant find u on feckin facebook!
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Caragh Bolger10 tygodni temu
saturday nite baby
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11 tygodni temu
Sheila Brennan
Guess who teheee
Its the love of ur life chloe
Feels weird been on dis, feeels like forever...i said id find out herselfs password n send ya an aul comment..took us bout an hour t rem de password lol
Anywhooo tuts how be u??was gonna leave u a msg on facebook but ur neva on..so have a better chance here!
Anyway omg its ur bday soon so i said id leave u a bday msg..gonna be de big 27 aww look at my boy all grown up hehe!
Saturday nite heee cannot wait..party in wills place
Aw ya lookin forward 2 william tuckin ya in again an me an gary doin a bed time song an dance for ya ..lol
Ohhh mama its gonna be a good nite!
Pimp pimp hurrayyy
Aw i wanna go out now
..miss u!
Im gettin cred now so give u a txt laters ummmk
Love u pissmier heee X X X
Happy birthday 2 u happy birthday 2 u happy birthday dear paul happy birthday 2 u
Oh yea nice profile pic lol
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13 tygodni temu
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Mex Events13 tygodni temuTHE TEMPLE CARLOW
SAT AUG 29TH '09
RICHARD DURAND
Support From Nordine Chigara
Admission: 15 Euro/Doors: 10pm
Strictly over 18's event. ID Essential
In association with hardbreed.com
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14 tygodni temu przez Komórka
Maria Daly
A little persuasion ha ha you talked me into it you turned me into an alco paul ha im truely greatful tho don get me wrong cos now i so used t it i don get hung over... Awh man where ye goin ye lucky thing? Sun sea n se... More sun ha i don think dats de sayin... Oh oh i goin dublin this yr dcu doin genetics and cell biology sounds hard doesn it haha god help me.... Gotta savage apartment now ha its class god help dublin is all il say ha ha :-D:-D
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15 tygodni temu
Louise O' Kane
Enjoy the pizza fri ni? God i was in a bad way,didnt tink it at the time doh
I dunno how the app on my page didnt even put it on it!!!! But cheers for the comment 
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15 tygodni temu
Maria Daly
I 20 my nxt birthday n feelin it haha....
I blame u 4 me startin t get fed up a de foundry cos it was u hu had me goin ou wen i was 16 so its all ur fault!!!!!!! Worth it tho haha
I dono how i was standin between me n 1 de girls we had a bottle v micky finns, bottle v peach snaps, n a big bottle v vodka b4 we went out..... N I so proud I was de only 1 not sick or cryin haha go me
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15 tygodni temu przez Komórka
Maria Daly
Oh god i did haha when Claires back from er hols il have a better Nite tho wi her :-) be in a bad way ha... You have a good Nite? Foundry was bit packed i left early
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Aoife Halligan16 tygodni temureally all d rejects dat couldnt get in2foundry n all old farts yea.??
oohh yea i was ringin my taxi man which is also called paul rang wrong num..oops..d q was crazy afterwards.
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16 tygodni temu
Aoife Halligan
no i had d shittest nite it was packed n jst wasnt gud,,not impressed.. really why d temple random choice was it.??
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16 tygodni temu
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Eirin Dunne16 tygodni temuits my birthday ,and i can cry if i want to.....CRY IF I WANT 2!!!!oh yeaaaaa!!!!,they say its down hill 4m here ,thats not true is it paul???
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Gary Lawler17 tygodni temu
yeh the guards took him away. the bastard!!!
i was in galway, all weekend, came home last nite and went out in athy then!! was a great weekend!!!
many ou in carlow?! 
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Eirin Dunne17 tygodni temu
ha only replyin now so sory about that now paul ,
haha oh you an vinny ar pracically a married couple now i say you could tell his life story ten times over by now !!!
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18 tygodni temu przez Komórka
Gary Lawler
Haha, so how was wrk after? No didn stir, mam and jake were in a car accident on sat... Bt tank god dare ok, was fairlY bad tho... Drunk driver hit them...
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18 tygodni temu
waistcoat included
draw me back!!!
Justine Gallagher 0 odpowiedzi
what an artist!!
T A R A 0 odpowiedziNow Ders Your Spider I Promised Hahaha
Maria Daly 0 odpowiedzi