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• You know you're a raver when...........

  You know you're a raver when...........
  
  You dance how you like and don’t give a damn.
  
  You have to have a whistle or a horn.
  
  You say hello to the same person every time you’re out but still have no clue what his/her name is.
  
  Being awake at 6am every weekend seems normal.
  
  You know the words to nearly every hardcore tune but have no idea what the name of the track is.
  
  Your constantly thinking of new things to stick to your clothing for the next rave, taking into consideration 'the brighter the better' and anything reflective is cool.
  
  You know how to make some serious noise.
  
  You carry enough flashy electronic-things in your bag to light a small city
  
  You knew 70% of the people at the rave on the weekend but come Monday morning you can't remember your boss's name.
  
  You’ve talked more shit to strangers than you have to your non-raving mates.
  
  At home you have a spare drawer (or box or room) full of flyers.
  
  You have worn outrageous clothes that non-ravers would laugh at.
  
  You're automatically drawn to anything with reflectors on them.
  
  You have stood at a bar with your eyes rolling somewhere in the back of your head and asked the barman for a coffee/tea/water.
  
  You have danced on the highest place possible doing mad stuff with glow sticks.
  
  You can stand in front of a 12,000 watt speaker for an hour and love every minute of it.
  
  You have been severely wound up by the birds singing and making it even harder for you to get to sleep when you have work in 2 hours.

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• Girls Wont Put Out

  This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
  
  I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
  
  FOR EXAMPLE:
  
  One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
  
  Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
  
  I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
  
  So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
  
  "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
  
  She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
  
  Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
  
  The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
  
  We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
  
  I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
  
  I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
  
  Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"
  
  I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
  
  And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
  
  Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
  
  
  Alright girls. Repost this if you agree.
  
  Men, repost this because you have BALLS.
  

  2 Comments 284 weeks

• Women's Use Of Beer

  Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
  
  Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.'
  
  The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
  
  Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.
  
  After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.
  
  At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.'
  
  In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
  
  WARNING to All Men!
  If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses' in the phone book.
  
  

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