1) Crack open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air
in there?”

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting
off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you
Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re
one of THEM” – and back away slowly

7) Say -DING at each floor.

Say “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when someone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have
new socks on.”

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: “This is my personal space.”

14) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

1 Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream: “That’s mine!”

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don’t exist.

22) Call out “Group hug” then enforce it.

23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die”

i been thinking, and i believe my friends deserve a little paragraph about how much they mean to me. so here they are (if you would like a paragraph, ask and i will decide on weather i should write you one or not)

Livvy
livvy is one of a kind. People put her through so much shit which is bang out of order but she will still ocme up to you with a smile. all she does is everything nice and this is why i find her one of my closest friends. anyone puts her down, ill set nicola on you she loves her giggle fits over absolutly nothing. last night, she giggled for 10 mins at her own name
but its what i love about her ONE OF A KIND, dont want you any different, ilyboo >.<

Jed
Well, only properly started talking for a few months but by god, we been friends for a year and im so glad we are. hes helped me through my rough patches and i'd like to think i've done the same to him. People underestimate his inteligence and well, take a step back because he really is inteligent. our phone calls about absolutly nothing are loling, our sexy time is amazing, and its all i can ask for from another close friend. ily dude xx

Nintendo
zomg, sket like?? nah kidding, nikki is amazing, our raving, drinking, randomness, heart to heart-ing, chair rolling, phone calling, random arguing and impressionsare the bomb >.<
we disagree on alot of things, but friendship comes through strong in the end. shes got my back, i got hers. ily xxx

Homo
he keeps disapearing, get back here you ass. this dude is fucking legendary, we have so many homo-related memories, the first one being dancing to the pope epic. hes a good listener, slightly nuts, but arent we all wish i could see you a bit more, but we shall all rave it up down wind street very soon >.< ly xx

Caraagh
This girl is so caring to everyone, she always stresses her opinion despite what people say. and she will not start anything, she will keep all your secrets. caraagh goes through enough and im happy to be here for her best thing, shes a bloody alcoholic, funny as fuck when drunk and will one day roll into the river. but im sure lloyd will be following lmao. dont change, tell all ass holes to fuck off, and be yourself ily xx

Wifey
well doesn't he have a worried face? met him through nikki and our love has come through. absolutly alcoholic like me, always drinking, and doing nothing thats the way ;D Sam is a really good friend aswell and no matter what happens, hes there to turn to as i am for him we are going to do a round of pub golf one day, and i will be giving him a piggy back home i reckon ly >.<

thats it for now, ask if you want a paragraph. will only do if i consider you a true friend, if i dont do it, doesnt mean im not your friend you fanny >.<

chris-to-fari out xxx

Do you think you're wasting your time on the person you like?
yes and realised it

Do you regret something you did yesterday?
nothing

What kind of bottoms are you wearing?
black jeans

How many windows are open on your computer?
4

Is something bothering you right now?
has been for 3 weeks, lets hope i dont get knocked down again

Are you sarcastic?
yeah

Has someone disappointed you recently?
yes

Do you have plans for this weekend?
lacrosse game in cardiff

Are you hungry?
yehh

Do you say sexy a lot?
quite a bit

Where do you keep your money?
wallet/bank ;D

Has anyone ever given you roses?
chocolates ?

Has anyone ever told you they love you?
yes

How old is the first person on your top friends list?
17, but 18 on thursday

Who woke you up this morning?
linkin park

What color shirt are you wearing?
white

Are you crazyy?
u tell me ?

What are you listening to?
dead by sunrise - crawl back in

Are you wearing make-up?
nah

What were you doing at 11:00 last night?
drinking =/

What are you doing tonight?
results on my back, then castle to sell rebellion tickets, then rebellion

What have you done today?
got up, papers, on here

Have you smiled recently?
some point last night

What color are your eyes?
brown

Do you ever keep arguing even when you know you're wrong?
not if im i know im in the wrong

Last thing you bought?
a slush puppy

How much money do you have on you?
enough

Do you care what others think about you?
not always, but been sensitive last few weeks

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
no idea

Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you?
yes...

Are you in a relationship?
unfortunatly not =/

Looking back, did you ever waste too much time on a certain boy or girl?
yes

What's your favorite card game?
poker

Anything you're giving up on?
before too long, alot of things

You're trapped in a room for 3 days with your worst enemy, what do you do?
rock paper scissors?

You're stuck on an elevator with the person you've fallen the hardest for. What happens?
well, i'll be smiling, she probs wont be

You weigh 700 pounds, do you get liposuction or lose the weight manually?
manually, say no to dairy ;D

You wake up and you're the only person left alive, what do you do?
throw a party lmfao >.<

If you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive?
no i dunno, lets try it

You have to dye your hair a different color for the rest of your life, what color do you choose?
RED

You have to get a facial piercing, what do you get?
probably my lip if i had to

Are you mad about anything?
yes

Do you like your first name?
its common, thats why its now chris-to-fari, unique

Is the moon out?
theres clouds in the way

Could you go a month without cursing?
sure

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
tempted to get a wales lacrosse tattoo

How do you feel about chocolate covered strawberries?
ewwwwwwww for chocolate

How do you vent anger?
telling everyone

Does anyone hate you?
probably

What would you do if someone told you that you were the most beautiful person in the world and they would do anything to wake up to your face each and every morning?
i'd say u cheesy bugga come here ;D

Do you trust all of your friends?
i couldnt ever

Where was your default picture taken?
outside someones house

Morning or night person?
night

Do you get along with guys or girls better?
girls

How do you think you look right this moment?
well, hair is messy, otherwise, ok

Do people underestimate your intelligence?
no

Are you taller than 5'5"?
yes

Do you have a best friend that knows you inside and out?
i have a few best friends, and they all know different things about me

Have you ever been punched by the opposite sex?
yer

Have you ever dated someone for longer than a year?
no, 4 days short?