A dildo falls off a truck and hits a car window
An embarrassed mum says "My that's a big insect"
to which her son says "i'm surprised it can fly with a cock that big!!!!"

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17. Where did we meet....
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?

100 things about me....

1. Full Name: Ngaio Ohlson
2. Nickname: Milo or Ohlson
3. Birthday:16/06/78
4. Place of Birth: Palmy North
5. Zodiac Sign: Gemini
7. Grade: 3rD haha
8. School: Sum skool
9. Occupation: mum
10. Residence: palmy
11. MSN Screen Name: milish

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: bROwn
13. Hair Length: long
14. Eye colour: brown
15. Weight: enuf
16. Height: 1 m sumfin
17. Braces? nah
18. Glasses? nah
19. Piercings: not n emore
20. Tattoos: very soon
21. Righty or Lefty: right

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: neva had 1
23. First Award: dunno
24. First Sport You Joined: netball
25. First pet: cat
26. First Real Vacation: back home 2 whakatane
27. First Concert: cant no
28. First Love: haha

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: far theres heapz
30. TV programme: home and away, C.S.I programmes
31. Colour: blue, black
32. Rapper: u
33. Band: any reggae bands
34. Song Right Now: dont really have 1
35. Friend: dont got 1
36. Sweet: anything wif sugar
37. Sport to Play: indoor netball,netball and b-ball
38. Restaurant: anywhere but home
39. Favourite brand: anyfing
40. Favourtie store: the Mill
41. School Subject: smokin
42. Animal: dog
43. Book: Rita Marley No woman No Cry
44. Magazine: any
45. Shoes: flip flops

___Currently___

46. Feeling: always hungry
47. Single or Taken? gone
48. Have a crush: haha
49. Eating: nOthinG
50. Drinking: nOthiiNg
51. Typing: all these dam questions
52. Online? sure is
53. Listening To: dam kids
54. Thinking About: whens tea gonna be ready
55. Wanting To: go 2 bed
56. Watching: happy feet
57. Wearing: trackies and jacket

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? been there done that
59. Want to be married? um nah
60. Careers in Mind: im a mum so yea
61. Where do you want to live: anywhere hot
62. Car: go the ford
-opposite sex-

63. Hair colour: im caring
64. Hair length: not longer than mine
65. Eye colour: any
66. Measurements: gotta be taller than me
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: eYes
69. Hugs or Kisses: bOtH
70. Short or Tall: nOt sHortA thAn mE
71. Easygoing or serious: both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: doesnt botha me
73. Fatty or Skinny: dont care
74. Sensitive or Loud: both coz i am
75. Hook-up or Relationship: already done
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: well i got 1 thats both

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yea now im with him
79. Had Alcohol: not as much as i like
80. Smoked: every dam day
81. Ran Away From Home: yea went back maybe 4 months later
82. Broken a bone: nah not that clever
83. Got an X-ray: nah
84. Been with someone: yip still with him
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: 2 bad if i did
86. Broke Up With Someone: fink so
87. Cried When Someone Died:hell yea if u didnt u cold hearted bitch
88. Cried At School: dont fink so

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: still deciding
90. Miracles: they can happen
91. Love At first site? not really
93. Aliens: nah
94. Soul Mates: 4 sure
95. Heaven:yea
96. Hell: nah
97. Angels: yip
98. Kissing on The First Date: skipped that 1
99. Horoscopes: hard 2 say
100.Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? nah i got him