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I'm Akash,
You'ill love me.
15, old enough.
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Dated him since we were in a womb.

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whatever gets me thinking.
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Happiest When/Saddest When
Im a mixture of both at any time

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Teenage ASBO society. Not too much I hate

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  • The Definition of Confusion - My Argument

    Because confusion is just mereley an abscence of straight forward undrstanding, in basic terms it is an udnerstanding of the non existence of understanding, defining confusion is the most complicated yet simplest task to accomplish, yet it is still the way of the human mind to say to you " that in a particular area, common logic is to be applied for information to be recieved", but then in an illogical way, a logical explanation shows up when that phrase repeats inside your head constantly, the illogical uinderstanding that the simple definition is not yet udnerstood yet it reveals confusion (or atleast what society says what confusion is), sureley, the non understanding of what confusion is at this point after constant rephrasing of your mind's desperation and hunger for knowledge, mereley reveals and allows you to FEEL what confusion is mentally? I suppose not, as confusion is a definition of that feeling, but not the definition of confusion itself. Not if the mind constantly hungers for logical understanding but does so in an illogicall way, sureeley that this would be confusing (again what society says it is?) Perhaps a mismatch and complex wiring of the human mind as we further discuss it's haywire system. This shows us that confusion is a picture, but not the actuall defionition itself, the fact that nothing makes sense about NOTHING as that knowledge is not yet recieved, mentally and therefore does not exist and the definition therefore does not exist either as confusion in TRUTH has no impact on what you gain knowldge for, especially if a situation becomes illogical and the mind cannot spill emptiness, like drinking air out of a glass and spilling a liquid without having a liquid in the glass. So if if there now is a non existence of understanding, defining confusion whilst the definition is constantly spilled out as NOTHING, as the answer is till not recieved as though there is NO definition to it and constant illogical explanation only defining confusion is scribed upon a blog, but Defining confusion is achieveing nothing, as confusion is nothing and a lack of understanding,

    Think about it...
    The water in an empty glass is there, but there's no water in it if you look at this so called "definition" very closeley
    And in conclusion, there is no definition, as the definition of confusion is just the definition of nothing itself, as nothing is to be achieved, and we can then only define the definition of "Nothing", but still so forth realise, that


    The Definition Of Confusion Is Defining Confusion Itself,

    and




    the fact that the human mind is just too humble to have an explanation for it's own complexity.
    If this so, is the confusing definition of confusion, I've mereley have defined confusion as nothing was achieved during this write up. Just EXACTLY how confusion works. tehrefore, my write up does not define confusion....


    ...It IS confusion






    Confused?





    Akash.

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  • Questions AND Phrases that REALLY piss me off

    Question: Hey Akash, how are you?
    Answer: I'll always be fine stop asking me because it is asked everysingle day.

    Question: How big is your Penis?
    Answer: Why not try me and find out, I'm not gonna hurt you, you'ill just bleed a pint.

    Question: Why are you so serious?
    Answer: Im not serious, I just don't like you.

    Question: Is it raining?
    Answer: How about you consider
    A) Looking out of the window
    B) Check if it IS rain and not Eagle shit just incase.

    Question: Are you okay?
    Answer: Yes i'm fine, if i weren't I wouldn't tell you anyway.

    Question: What's up?
    Answer: The sky, the cieling, and my bollocks when I teabag you.

    Question: Are you strong?
    Answer:
    A) Strength has no test to it.
    B) You could feel my arms if it answers your question.

    Question: Are you gay?
    Answer: No

    Question: How about now?
    Answer: No

    Question: Now???!!!!! :[
    Answer: NO!

    Question: What makes you horny?
    Answer: Well find out!

    Question: What is a rhetorical question?
    Answer: ----------------------------------------------

    Question: Duhhhhhh are you in da Army?
    Answer: No im not in da army.

    Question: How about now?
    Answer: FFS, SCOTT WILL YOU FUCK OFF!???

    Question: Do you mind if prank call you?
    Answer: Im not going to answer that question.

    Question: Why can't I have your number?
    Answer: I didn't say you can't....

    Question: What's Hangin'?
    Answer: My cock.

    Question: WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Answer: I do love you - Just in a hatefull way.

    Question: What's your name?
    Answer: Joe

    Question: What's your Surname?
    Answer: Mama

    Question: Where do you live?
    Answer: Planet - Fucking - Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Question: Good day isn't it Akash?
    Answer: How the FUCK do you know what kinda damn FUCKING day it is?

    Speech: Good morning Akash!
    Answer: Who the are you, the fucking weatherman now?

    Question: Do you fancy Serena?
    Answer: No i just love manhandling her with my hench guns (she loves it really).

    Suggestion: You and Serena should go out.
    Answer: Yeah well so should you and your mum.

    Question: Aren't you afraid of dying in an airplane?
    Answer: Shouldn't you be thinking ofyour own life instead of my death :O - never knew you hated me this much!

    Question: What age do you want to lose your virginity?
    Answer: As soon as I'm married (If ever) but it'ill end up like 74, mmmm oldie sex, ew.

    Question: Do yo unot find this middle finger offensive?
    Answer: It's amusing when you're demonstrating the size of your penis.

    Question: You just Lurrrv playing hard to get don't you?
    Answer: That's kinda my way of screwin up the sex life and avoiding you. So yes. :)

    Question: Having fun Akash?
    Answer: Is that what you call it?

    Question: Have you no compassion? Somebody ought to put you in prison.
    Answer: SOMEBODY OUGHT TO PUT YOU IN HELL!

    Question: Don't you have ten years to worry about that sort of thing?!
    Answer: Don't you have ten years to shut up?

    Question: Don't you wannabe physicists have any fun?
    Answer: Don't you wannabe nuclear physicists have an atom to split?

    Question: Can you shut up?
    Answer: No

    Question: I FUCKING HATE YOU AKASH!
    Answer: Oooo fiesty are we?

    Question: Hey Aka....!!!
    Answer: .....Fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Question: What's your prob.....
    Answer: JUST FUCKING SHUT UP OKAY?!?!?!?!?!?

    Phrase: Gonna bang you out Akash
    Answer; Bang you in mate.

    Phrase: I love you...
    Answer: No you don't. You really don't.

    QUestion: What you been upto?
    Answer: You asked me that yesterday!

    Phrase: You make yourself out to be intelligent but you're really not.
    Answer: It's not me being clever, it you being stupid enough to assume that I'm intelligent.

    Phrase: You really don't deserve a girlfriend!
    Answer: Hell is filled with people like you.

    Question: Do you have a six pack?
    Answer: Everyone has a fucking six pack.

    Question: Okay smartfuck, do you have a toned six pack?
    Answer: I told yo

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  • Jesus

    J E S U S had no servants, yet they called Him M a s t e r. Had no degree, yet they called Him T e a c h e r. Had no medicines, yet they called Him H e a l e r. He had no army, yet kings feared Him. He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. I feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us! If you believe in God and in Jesus Christ His Son .. put this on yr bebo.. if not just ignore it. If you ignore it, just remember that Jesus said . "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven."

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My result is: Black

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Name :   Akash Bhagran
Nick Name :   Baggers, Slumdog
Birthdate :   29th September 1994
Birthplace:   Bedford
Current Location:   in my bedoom
Eye Color:   Brown
Hair Color:   Black
Height:   5'6 or 5'7
Weight:   10 stone and a bit, 64KG
Piercings:   None
Tatoos:   None
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   None
Vehicle:   Fighter aircraft
Overused Phrase:   "Oh dear"
FAVORITES
Food:   Minted Lamb
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   None
Candy:   Bournville or Lindt
Number:   7
Color:   Black or Red
Animal:   Bald Eagle
Drink:   CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffee
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Everything up 'n' down
Perfume:   Christian Lacroix - Noir or Gillette Cool Wave
TV Show:   Anything on National Geographic.
Music Album:   Slipknot - The subliminal Verses, Psychosocial ,etc
Movie:   Saw 1 - 4, Last samurai, Predator 1 and 2, AVP 1& 2, Alien 1
Actor/Actress:   don't give a damn.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Burgerking!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   COFFEECOFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEEC
Kiss or Hug:   kiss AND hug
Dog or Cat:   Dog - I like cats in my sandwhich
Rap or Punk:   Punk
Summer or Winter:   Both
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Both
Love or Money:   Love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   whenever
Most Missed Memory:   My short childhood
Best phyiscal feature:   Muscles, maybe eyes?
First Thought Waking Up:   What the fuck???????????????:S:S:S:S
Ambition:   Go above limits and to serve for the right purposes
Best Friends:   --------------------------------
Weakness:   Wrath
Fears:   Fear
Longest relationship:   0 months, 0 days, 0 hours and 0 minutes
HAVE YOU...
Ever been beaten up:   No
Ever beaten someone up:   Sort of.
Ever Shoplifted:   Yes, by accident.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   no
Been Dumped Lately:   no
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Blue/ Green or any other colour.
Favorite Hair Color:   Black
Short or Long:   shoulderlength or Long
Height:   Tall, but shorter than me
Style:   Goth!!!!!!!!!
Looks or Personality:   Both
Hot or Cute   Both
Muscular or Really Skinny:   well toned
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Russia
How do you want to Die:   Honourably and heroically
Been to the Mall Lately:   I couldn't give two fucks
Get along with your Parents:   Sometimes
Health Freak:   Oh hell yeah
Do you think your Attractive:   Im not the Judge of that
Believe in Yourself:   When i need to.
Want to go to College:   No, university
Do you Smoke:   No
Do you Drink:   On the occasion
Shower Daily:   Morning and night
Been in Love:   Yes
Do you Sing:   Yes
Want to get Married:   If i can one day feel.
Do you want Children:   I hate kids.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   After marriage
Hate anyone:   Yes
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Your husband/wife will be lazy, spoiled, attractive and social.
You'll only have one kid.
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My result is: Downright Evil

You strike fear into the hearts of many, spreading mayhem and corruption wherever you go. Termites writhe in your soul, and people have sworn they’ve seen your eyes glow red from time to time. You always strive to do what’s wrong, and seek to do to others what you would not do unto yourself. Is there any hope for you? We don’t see any.
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    I Wanna Fuck You SO BAD.

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    hey im on now :P and ur not surprisingly

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    what can i say? bebos so last year now. i hate it, why am i even on it ?

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    aww i see you got a pic of me for your skin :)

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    love for you :)

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    xox

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  • Ashley S
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    what school u goo 2 ?

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  • S'HR
    luv S'HR

    aww thankyouu;i feel loved now! :L

    We ent given eachother love in ages! <<that sounded really wrong -_-

    xx

    Il y a 7 semaines
  • ' Robbynn.
    luv ' Robbynn.

    Weeeeeeeeellll,
    Ive been out with my mates pissing about :L
    apart from that nout tbh.
    Yoou.?
    xx

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  • FuckBebo
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    love чou <3

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  • ' Robbynn.
    ' Robbynn.


    Yeaa i dont see why not.
    Unless you not going to bother turning up :L

    LOVE yoou. X

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  • ' Robbynn.
    luv ' Robbynn.


    Ive missed you too :(
    Only another week to go thou :)

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  • S'HR
    S'HR

    :L


    haha, that sounds like fun lol x

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    aww its okay, ill pay tooo :D
    hehe, tell me when your free annd ill see if im free
    x

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    yeah babe, id love too :D

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  • S'HR
    S'HR

    :L
    now,that does'nt surprise me at all!

    Yeaah i'm great thanks (Y)

    been up to much this weekend? x

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    lol m8 i added ya u accepted yet?

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    cheers :) xx

    wubu2 then?

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