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I HATE BALLHEDS
- Moja druga połowa
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this fullah is really asshole
- scared of
- chuky little gurl ea
- YHUR MUM
- wouldent get off top last nite
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huz tha tufest at maeroa intermediate ihaka aye
- yup
- nar
- im alshet
- shanan will smash me
- im bitch ass
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- shanar
- d00van
- panoo
- b00roodus
- gagandeep..yu fulaz watch owt gagandeep will du indian styles oon yhuu
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- fraser and get a bash
- boys and b good
- goe bak tew auks
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^^_Hu U ArE_^^ {NoT SkUx}
FoOLLoOW THE iiNSTRUCTiioONs'Z AND PUT THE SETENCE TOGETHER...
**_CHOOSE THE MONTH OF UR BIRTH_**
January- I crapped on
February- I slapped
March- I murdered
April- I looked at
May- im az kool az
June- I slept with
July- I laughed at
August- I stabbed
September- I shot
October- I'm as hot as
November- I wrestled
December- I had sex with
**_NOW PICK THE NUMBER OF YOUR BIRTH_**
1.=> A prostitute
2.=>An Asian
3.=> A Woman with HIV
4.=> A drunken black man
5.=> Santa Clause
6.=> A playboy bunny
7.=> A married mom
8.=> My stuffed bunny
9.=> Your mom
10.=> The Easter Bunny
11.=> A football player
12.=> A porn star
13.=> My lettermans Jacket
14.=> My teacher
15.=> The Rock
16.=> A DVD player
17.=> A pencil sharpener
18.=> The homeless guy
19.=> My computer
20.=> Your house
21.=> The tape measurer
22.=> The Lamp
23.=> The pope
24.=> Governor Swartenegar
25.=> Mr. Incredible
26.=> A transvestite
27.=> The Devil
28.=> Your hot sister
29.=> George Bush
30.=> A tape recorder
31.=> Chris brown
**_NOW CHOOSE THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME_**
A- Because I like chocolate
B- Because I was bored
C- Because my pants were on too tight
D- Because I am a homosexual
E- Because my heart is two sizes too small
F- Because I didn't get any presents for Christmas
G- Because I like eggs
H- Because I hate school
I- Because I slit my wrists
J- Because I dont have a bf/gf
K- Because I like football
L- Because I was high
M- Because I was drunk
N- Because my mom told me to
O- Because fruit cakes fly
P- Because I'm lonely
Q- Because my parents fight a lot
R- Because I'm horny
S- Because I want to commit suicide
T- Because the world will end tomorrow
U- Because I was drunk
V- Because i like it coz it's cool
W- Because it calms me
X- Because I like brownies
Y- Because I like to spoon
Z- Because I need to masturbate
**_WITH EACH SENTENCE YOU GOT
PUT IT TOGETHER TOOH MAKE THE SENTENCE ABOUT YOOH_**
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63 Annoying Questions Survey
| Song that always makes you sad | : nafin |
| Last thing you bought | : a drink |
| Last person you argued with | : my mate jayde |
| Do you put butter before putting the jelly on | : no hu tha hell puts jelly on bread |
| One of your nicknames as a kid | : fat boii,skrew,shuka |
| Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd | : wat tha hel is nsyn cd.No |
| Favorite day of the week | : fri,sat |
| Favorite Sundae topping | : i dont no wat ever comes wit it |
| Did you take Piano lessons | : WTF? |
| Most frequent song played | : my song in video box |
| TV show you secretly enjoy | : jonas,hannah montana |
| Would you rather play basketball or hockey | : basket ball |
| Date someone older or younger | : both |
| One place you could travel right now | : home |
| Do you use umbrellas | : nah |
| Do you know all the words to your national anthem | : yup eh e oa atua o nga iwi matau ra....dont no tha rest |
| Favorite Cheese | : WAT?yur mum |
| Disturbed or My Chemical Romance | : MCR |
| Blondes or Brunettes | : ANy not blondes |
| Best job you ever had | : mow tha lawns and put paper in box |
| Did you go to your high school prom | : no im intermediate DICK |
| Perfect time to wake up | : 6:30 |
| Perfect time to go to bed | : 9 |
| Do you use your queen right away in chess | : nah tha porno 1 |
| Ever been in a car accident | : a little 1 |
| Closer to mom or dad...or neither | : mom na mum DICK survey |
| What do you call your sweetheart lovingly | : AYE! |
| What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager | : i dont understand it |
| Favorite shoes you have EVER owned | : NIKes |
| Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood | : nAh |
| Were you in track and field | : i dont no |
| Were you ever in a school talent show | : I thnk so |
| Have you ever written in a library book | : nah |
| Allergic to | : dust |
| Favorite fruit | : grapes |
| Have you watched sex and the city | : had to |
| Baseball hat or toque | : dont no |
| Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap | : soap |
| Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste | : 1st 1 |
| Pen or pencil | : pencil |
| Have you ever gambled at a casino | : yup im old enuf sure |
| Have you thrown up on a plane | : nah |
| Have you thrown up in a car | : nah |
| Have you thrown up at work | : nah but yur mom has faget |
| Do you scream on roller coasters | : nah shit my pants nah jkes lol |
| Who was your first prom date | : yur mom stupid american fula hu made ths survey we dont have proms |
| Who was your first roommate | : yur mom |
| What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time | : how muj yur dad drnks |
| What was your first job | : wel on a corner selin drugs to no lifes |
| What was your first car | : farrahri bitch |
| When did you first go to a funeral | : ths yer my nephew died=( |
| How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown | : 11 |
| Who was your first grade teacher | : wats 1st grade |
| When did you sneak out of your house for the first time | : 7 |
| Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them | : chealsea we were born friends |
| Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent | : graeme ave |
| Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day | : gf |
| Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman | : dnt no |
| What is the first thing you do in the morning | : open eyes |
| What was the first concert you attended | : tommy tha clown |
| First tattoo or piercing | : piercing |
| Where did you go on your first airplane ride | : napier |
| First celebrity crush | : uhm yur mom bitch |
zamknij The cold hard truth
1.What is your name?
-IHaka- bHut people call me jonothen hurston,billy slater sonny bill
bhut 4 now yhu kan kall me benji marshall
2.Are you comfortable with answering personal questions?
uhmm dont nuk bwt that aye?
3.Are you currently happy?
na pissed off
4.Who did you last fight with?
wtf?
5.Why did you apologise to the last person you did?
i didnt apologise to no 1
6.What does your 29th message in your inbox say?
wtf?
7.Do you regret doing anything this week?
n itzjust starting much
8.What were you doing at 11pm last night?
uhm sleep!
9.Was your last kiss a mistake?
uhm dont thnk so na
10.If you could have anything right now, what would it be?
muney so i kan go manx with my mates and walk rownd
11.Do you believe in second chances?
wtf
12.Why did you cry last?
havent cryed in ages otherwise got jumped
13.When was the last time you smiled?
bowt approximatly 36 hours
14.Have you had more than one bf/gf in the past year?
fuk yea just not frum skool
15.Have you ever got in a car with people you just met?
heaps bhut thay wernt men that 4sure
16.What annoys you the most?
dick faces
17.Would you take someone back if they cheated on you?
fuk no
18.Have you ever been in trouble with the police?
1nce i fink
19.Have you ever worn pjs to school?
1nce in primary
20.What song are you currently listening to?
nune doing this
21.Do you swear at your parents?
sumetimes just at my mum bhut havent dunit in ages
22.Do you know anyone who is pregnant?
yhup my cuz and ma cuzins misses
23.What is the nicest txt in your inbox?
laterz.lol
ever.e thing ele is mostley stuffed uhp
24.Have you ever had an allergic reaction to anything?
na bro!
25.Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
na bro actually yer i did hug this chick today cause she hasent seen me in ages
26.Have you ever thrown up because of alcohol?
i fink ne years nah all shit bhut did drink on new year
27.Have you kissed anyone in your top friends?
wtf? nuk
28.How many people have you liked?
35 i went on a killing spree
it was fhun
29.What time did you go to bed last night?
10 sumfing
30.What time were you up this morning?
9:15
31.Have you met someone who has changed your life?
nuk just fuked it uhp!!!
na jokes
32.List all your contacts under 'A' in your phone.
alex
and much more just kant me stuffeed
33.Have you ever had a rumour spread about you?
heapz of timez
34.Are you keeping a secret from the world that could destroy a friendship?
na bolt
35.Have you ever betrayed a friend?
na bro
36.Have you ever been grounded? What for?
never we dont gett thoes in our famz
37.What means the most to you in the whole entire world?
uhm heapz starting with mum daada and famz
38.Will you have a bf/gf in two months time?
yer bro
39.Have you ever smoked a cigarette?
had a few puffs
40.Have you ever been caught 'doing something?'
dont nuk
41.Do you think alot of people think bad things about you?
yep
42.Have you ever snuck out?
heapz
43.Have you ever dated someone twice?
no
44.Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
ma sis
45.Name something really bad that happened last year.
i smashed ma mate
46.Is this year going to be a good one?
wtf? ov coarse
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hi fanny flap.
7.OO on the dot
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Hows Haven??
Nah Brau
Algood'sz
OMG oi is your last name penny
Hahahaa ;
Stuuuff Yuu Faaaaq'q ;
Saay Daht Oeen Moree TYMM'E I'LL Kikkc Yoo Ass ;
Iff Yuuu Givee A Haaa'rt Baack I Will Givee Yuu Oeen '
Ohhh ; Yuu Haaaaave Oeen Now Annd Yuu Givee Mee Oeen Laater Kaaae ; ? Shotskies Maate ;
See Yuuu Arounnd School Haaven
Hahar wait homo I'm not on the puta I'm using my dads phne lol
iHaka, Got Some Things To Say To You...! ")
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Yooo Faaaq ; ! Hows It Been Aee ; ?
Juust Dropeed Into Too Saay Yuur Gonna Givee Yuu A Hiddinqq ; !
Naah Jokees ; Laater Skuuuux ;
ies This Ihaka
Who likes Bayli
Waht Year Are You...
Waht evaah. Uoyy were.lmfao
gap waht.x
Ohh r uoyy haha wahht u doin fag stl gnah huk uhp wif libbi.lmfao
nah yeA not much aye
skukk and you
yu sad to me
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i don't caare k ;
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nah last hahahar
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whaaat . . . ?
dou know what koroheke is ?
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nah i know not reckon ;