My sexual experiance with The man himself, Jesus.

I'll tell you the story,
about the other day,
When I finally found out,
my best friend was gay.
It was unbeilevable
He did just come out and say,
He had to physically show it,
in the worst kind of way.
Well I invited him over for
newgrounds and a movie,
During eash of the scenes
he moved closer to me.
This is not what I wanted,
If you thought so you were wrong.
I just wanted to gets some blam points
and watch king kong.
He finally pushed me abit to far
when he placed his hand on my ball bag
I said 'oh my god, What the fuck!'
He say 'hey don't dis my dad.'
All of the sudden the walls lit up
he smiled and said 'lets have some fun!'
I tried to resist but I couldn't move
He really was the lords son.
Halos acted like handcuffs
and chained me to my bed,
Jesus really took control
when he was giving head.
He made a earthquake in my room
forced me to say he was boss,
I'm not religeous but
I thought he got nailed to the cross.
Maybe this is his 2nd coming,
Or could be the first this time.
But each load of his was just as much,
and all tasted like wine.
At first I was in pain,
But then I was totally numb,
no-one beileves my story
of when jesus took me up the bum.
All of the sudden he vanished,
after about an hour.
I didn't if he was coming back,
to show me more of his power.
My blanket were a mess,
My mum thought I was a drunk.
She didn't beileve the wine smell
was left over jesus's spunk.
Sometimes I do pray,
But only to tell the lord,
That jesus can come over any day
If he is kinda bored.