-How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
-Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
-Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
-If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
-Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its arse"?
-You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
-Can you get cornered in a round room?
-"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
-If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
-If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?
-Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?
-Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
-Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
-If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
-If the police arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
-If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
-If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
-If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
-364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
-Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
-When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
-If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
-If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which fire would it go to?
-If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?
-If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back would the parts you use dissapear because they didn't exist then?
-If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
-If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
-How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
-Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?
-If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
-If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
-Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
-If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18. Anything 2 say b4 u go?