Paul Geaney

But I say GORDAN'S ALIVE!

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O mnie

Motto
Like
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
Still above ground.
Music
Whatever floats my boat on a given day.
Films
Serenity, Sin City, the Tim Burton Batmans. Black Hawk Down.
Disliking
Stairs. Traffic.
Hating
Mime artists. LEARN THE WORDS. MTV Flux. Al Gore. Things that break when the slightest thing happens. Stupid phones.
Sports
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I just lie down and wait for it to pass.

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Frankie Boyle's Richard Hammond joke on Mock the Week *High quality*

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  • Fidget Gene

    HEIDELBERG, Germany, June 6 (UPI)
    German and U.S. scientists said they have found a molecule in human genes that may cause fidgeting and make obesity less likely.
    The scientists found that mice with the molecule were more likely to be energetic and athletic, while mice without it were more likely to be lazy and put on pounds, the BBC reported Wednesday.
    The researchers said the genetic switch in the mice is also found in humans and is believed to have the same effect.
    Mathias Treier, a scientist with the European Molecular Biology Laboratory in Heidelberg, Germany, and leader of the research team, said those who fidget end up getting valuable exercise without intending to.
    "We're spending energy by doing that - and this is of course one of the key factors in energy balance," he said.
    "Clearly people who have the more fidgeting phenotype are more protected against diet-induced obesity, for example, than people who are more calm."
    The research follows a recent announcement by British scientists that they discovered a gene directly linked to obesity.

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  • Thoughts on Minions, or the Legion of Doom

    Being an Evil Overload seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overload I've read about in books or seen in films or seen in movies gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists, or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same mistakes every single time, especially with regards to the essential minion. So, a few simple rules according to me.

    My legion will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face concealing ones.

    One of my advisors wil be an average five- year- old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

    When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to them.

    I will hire a fashion designer to create original uniforms my legion, as opposed to cheap knock- offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman foot soldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind set.

    I will keep a special cache of low- tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way- even if the heroes manage to neutralise my power generator and/ or render the standard- issue energy weapons useless- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

    I will not not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

    If my trusted lieutenant tell me my legion is losing a battle, I will believe. After all, he is my trusted lieutenant.

    If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

    My legion will not waste time and energy attempting to take the hero alive, unless it's practical.

    The legion will attack the hero en masse, and will be trained in basic marksmanship. Failures will be used as targets in advanced marksmanship classes.

    The deformed mutants and odd- ball psychotics will have their place in the legion. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.


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Vince Noir

You are a generally well liked person with a light, sunshiney feel and a child-like demeaner.

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Jermaine

You are Jermaine. His monotinous robotic voice- no, that's just his New Zealand accent... Never mind... you are Jermaine...
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Hitler

He was a mean man. Just like you! He did naughty things. Don't repeat his mistakes. Don't invade Russia.

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  • Jeanette Levis
    Jeanette Levis

    wrong direction...that is a bit fucked up alrite! so i take it ye rented a car! who is doing the driving? yeah i looked at the conman website but wen i go to order it i can only get it in black..v strange i mite try again. so whereabouts are ye now?

    62 tygodnie temu
  • Jeanette Levis
    Jeanette Levis

    sounds fun! i know this is very random but i know you have a Haughey t-shirt in red....may i ask where you purchased it? as i can only find it in black. When you coming back for the tea? have ya checked out the modules yet...they suck!!!

    62 tygodnie temu
  • Jeanette Levis
    Jeanette Levis

    hey hows things? to be honest im sick of the weather here!! u still in Boston? handed up that dreaded journal last week - it ruined my life wen i got back!! u going travelling round soon?

    63 tygodnie temu
  • Andrea Merrigan
    luv Andrea Merrigan

    Oh Paul I'd happily swap places wt u!! I'm so sick of the weather here, yes overcast skies and a cool breeze can seem appealing wen ur sweltering but we've had nothing but torrential rain and flooding! I need to get out of this country!!

    How are thing anyway, u do the whale watching yet?? My friend Mary went to 6 flags and she highly recommends it! I got a new bar job so I'm just doing weekends, still, it's somethin! Got bad news today tho, apparently there was a fuck up and I won't b living in Vic Station nxt yr....the thoughts of looking for somewhere new!!!

    67 tygodni temu
  • Colm O'Mahony
    Colm O'Mahony

    RI was pretty good-i got to go the beach.at last! saw batman too-it's absolutely amazing.give me text if you're up to anything during the week anyway,i might be around shur.in harry's for chicken wing wednesday now:D

    70 tygodni temu
  • Emma Gough
    Emma Gough

    a good thing you like sugar then or else you'd be fooked!! work is ok-ish. had nothing to do for ages, but now ive got work and i dont know what to do with it!! dublin is great though, we're having some brill nihgts out. still havent done anything other than go on the piss tho.. meh im sure dublin doesnt have that many good sights anyway!

    72 tygodnie temu
  • Emma Gough
    Emma Gough

    hey paulio! whats the dealio? heehee. how you getting on in amerikay?is it very fun, yet filled with fatties? hows your job?

    74 tygodnie temu
  • Colm O'Mahony
    Colm O'Mahony

    yo paul,how's boston going?where ya living?i'm living with a gang of irish people in allston,tis quite class!anyway my US number is 4015563448 if ya wanna give me a shout

    74 tygodnie temu
  • SixMileWater
    SixMileWater

    You've watched us live! Come view our Fun facts and leave a comment if you have anything to share!

    If it's good enough(or funny. The validity of the statement is not an issue) it'll surely be added!:D

    6MW.


    77 tygodni temu
  • Colm O'Mahony
    Colm O'Mahony

    hey boy,how goes boston?can't believe it's only 8 days till i head over-ludicrous!:P

    78 tygodni temu