Remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground, the worst thing you could get from boys was cooties, watching the garbage truck eat up garbage was fun; dad was your hero and mom was the girl you were gonna marry, your worst enemies were your teachers or your siblings, it wasn't awkward to suck on a lollipop; race issues were about who ran the fastest, war was a card game, the only drugs you knew was cough medicine, the only thing you smoked were the tires on your bike, the only thing that hurt was skinned knees and the only things that could get broken were your toys. life was simple and care free, but what i remember the most was wanting to grow up.

1. We do not comprehend the words "ching chong".

2. WHATTHEHELL does "ching chong" even mean?!

3. Not all Koreans make nuclear bombs or eat dogs.

4. Just cause you see an Asian person it doesn't mean they're Chinese , they could be Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indonesian, Filipino etc.

5. We are not all COMMUNISTS .

6. We don't always eat egg rolls and when we do it's like once in a blue moon.

7. Asian girls with long black hair HATE being called The Grudge or the girl from The Ring. Same goes for Asian guys and being called Grudge boy.

9. Dynasty Express and China King are not considered "real" Chinese food.

10. We don't use THAT much M-S-G.

11. Don't ask us to speak our language, we will when we feel like it.

12. We don't know how to translate your name so stop asking cause most likely we can't.

13. Don't ask us to teach you curse words either.

14. Stop trying to pair up Asian guys and girls at your school and say they look cute together. Not all Asians belong together.

15. All Asian countries speak different languages.

16. Just because we're Asian it doesn't mean that we know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do etc. Even though we are probably capable of kicking your butt anyway.

17. Don't say all Asian people look the same, that's like saying all white people look the same, all African Americans look the same and all Hispanics look the same. When will you realize your stupidity?

18. Surprise! Not all Asians are good at maths.

19. Not all Asians are short.

20. Or skinny.

21. By the way, it's VietNAMese, not VietMANese.

22. Not all Asian families run a nail shop although some of them do.

23. Same goes for convenient stores and laundromats.

24. What do you people stare at? Haven't you seen an Asian person before?

25. Just to let you know, it's NOT funny when you tape your eyes up and start speaking gibberish. That just gives us another reason to kick your butt.

26. Go ahead, make fun of us. We'll just make fun of you in our own language.

27. It's ok for us to call each other F.O.B's but if you call us one you're asking for a beating.

28. Yeah we eat rice, so what? Got rice?

29. Don't fold your hands and bow at us like you know what you're doing cause honestly you look like an idiot.

30. Don't ask if the Chinese use cat in their food, if they did they would label it "cat lo mein" instead of beef lo mein. They don't use cat if you didn't already guess that by now.

31. No...Yao Ming is not my uncle.

32. Chopsticks are the perfect utensil and the easiest to wash.

33. White rice is the perfect side dish.

34. Soy Sauce tastes great on almost everything.

35. People from India are Asians too.

36. People from the Middle East are just as Asian as people from the southeast.

in no particular order...

Bleach
Death Note
Tsubasa Chronicles
Tsubasa: Tokyo Revelations
Shakugan no Shana
Naruto
CardCaptor Sakura
Shakugan no Shana II
D.Gray-man
xxxHoLic
Clannad
Naruto Shippuuden
Full Metal Alchemist
One Piece
School Days
Rozen Maiden
Prince of Tennis
Pocket Monsters
D.N Angel
Hunter x Hunter
Air TV
Claymore
Myself; Yourself
Pocket Monsters