Im trying to offend you yeah?
You fucking waste
I had a thought that because this is a blog i would use it for its purpose to write sensless shit about my day unlike the rest of you twats who put down stuff like "would you" quizzes
OK i have one
But i was afraid the woman would get me in my sleep
Anyway life is a tricky thing. What is it? Are we just chemicals and molecules shitted out of our horny parents to fill out taxes, go to school and shit? I dont know im not god.
God has always confused me from a young age. Unlike some people who think atheism is cool i didnt stop doing the lords prayer because i wanted to be like bethan fradd but because i was to damm lazy. But do i believe in its teachings. well of course it speaks so menstrating. Serious why the fuck would you. If the smell dont get you the though of "oh my her fanny is bleeding" will get you. I mean isnt there a bandage or something we can tie it up with. And if somehow your in love with someone and want to hug them (from personal experience) they do that "fuck off im ill" rant and you know its your fault shes born a woman then. Im sorry like maybe if i split open my bell end and stick a rag up it will that satisfy you?
No because woman are those mysterious beasts. Like the loch ness monster its and star wars the perfect woman is a myth. So is the chicken in your kfc.
Since i said love up there im going to link it here. Some people worry about how they wont ever find someone ever and will be alone. Well think about it mathematicaly (holy shit)
If there is 2 men for 1 woman then fuck one of you will be alone. As I see it lonely people are societies best assets. You do a great duty to those who are in love so man kudos. And there are pleanty of cats. I figure it as 6.7 cats to each lonely woman. But this is also true for men. But you may ask yourself
"nick you chivalrous beast of yore, Why dont the lonely men and women get together and then there wont be any lonelyness".
Well short answer it doesnt work like that.
You get it?
Neither do i but then again im not god am i
Society is at such a funny point i believe. How now its bad to not like someone because you get turned into a hater of that persons creed or sexuality. If i like lance its not because he felches but because hes a cunt. Or maybe its me?
That is basicly all i can write at this time of night. Have fun and please dont take it seriously
xx

Oh yus please
I am listening to a song about a joke
made me think of your kids
Anyway im going to write shit again and go down
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line
each time i want a new senten

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Wow im confused
i got a bit of a headache to be honest with you so im going to make this short and sweet
Like a midget in chocolate
Imagine that like it would be truly epic in the sexyness.
What is the best form of meat?
Lamb?
chicken?
Muslim?

Ha i was a lil bit racist.
The door is that way >>>>
Or that way <<<<
Or that way ^^^^
But not that way v v v
because thats the cellar
and thats where the bodies are
especially that famous girls one

Oh my god nick what are you up to today ?!
You lovable scamp

I just got told its close to xmas so its about time I think of another bible story to take the piss out of.
How about noahs ark
there was a big flood
he went to barry
bought a dingy and went to sea. cocks

Imagine rite if you was a sponge.
Not the cake you fat fucker
Or a sponge salesman
You fat fucker
Sorry








Bless

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Was approved by David Blunkit
Who the fuck is that
And whats that
Under my legs
Its watching me
Did you know right that hot chocolate and bread sticks make an amazing meal. I am in the mood for writing nonsence again. So here i go into my mind mad (wrong way around) of shit and piss. And shitty piss.
This desk hurts my wrists. After i leave i look like your mum after she gave birth to your carrot.
Christ im bored
Was christ bored?
Im sure he was
Fucking lepers
Or leapords? How do u spell that?
Anyway how is things for me recently? not to shabby said the man selling cheese. Can you make a proffesion selling cheese?...Lukes off for a poo.
Here lie many questions and no answeres. Kinda like that book religious people read....what is it um harry potter i believe.
I forgot where i was going with that then
Look at that. Look at all that mess. On my desk.Its a mess. Hence why i said mess.You get it?
Its a mess
Like my mind
Why do i like going down a line each time i speak? Anyway look at that to the side>>> there is an advertisment for westlife ringtones. Do i honestly YES I FUCKIGN DO WANT ONE...ringtone that is not one westlife singer...but a supporter wouldnt be that bad.preferably one of them mid 40's ones who smell like shit got funny looking hair and are called Dai...and is a woman.And fatter than my leg hair.
What exactly am i talking about?