If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)





If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)




The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)





A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)






The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)








The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)






The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)





Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)




Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)



A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

( I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)






Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig?)

I _____ Katie.

My first impression of Katie was _____.

Katie is _____.

If I were alone in a room with Katie, I would _____.

I think Katie should _____.

Katie needs _____.

I want to _____ Katie.

Someday Katie will ___.

Katie reminds me of _____.

Without Katie _____.

Katie can be _____.

The Worst thing about Katie is _____.

The best thing about Katie is _____.

I am _____ with Katie.

One thing i would like to know about Katie is _____.

Katie should go and _____.

Katie _____ me.

EIGHT lasts:

8. last person kissed: ... Alex being the last of whom i knew the name of...

7. last beverage: red bull

6. last phone call:Elliot!

5. last text message: oisin? wtf?

4. last song played: gym class heroes-cupids chokehold

3. last bubble bath: a week ago

2. last time you cried: wen i was bak in auld kk

1. last meal: govindas...mmm

EIGHT have you's:

8. have you ever scored someone twice: they just keep comin bak 4 more...

7. have you ever been cheated on: hope not...

6. have you ever bought condoms?: lol... every friday

5. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?: YES..

4. have you ever fallen in love? unfortunately

3. have you ever lost someone?: yes

2. have you ever been depressed: yess..

1. have you ever been drunk and thrown up: seemingly

EIGHT things you did in the past three days

1. Went to college: nooo..

2. Went to work: nooo..

3. Colored: no...

4. Stripped: yuppers

5. Been drunk: nope!

6. Slept: yeeee..

7. Been out at night? WEZZ!!!

8. Sex: pah how could you think of such a thing...

List five people you can tell pretty much anything to -

1. aoibhin
2. loy
3. bill
4.sophie
5.myself

List THREE favorite colors..
1. Pink
2. Yellow
3. green


List TWO things you want to do before you die

1. prostitute hippy van massacre spree
2. go to art college


SO FAR IN 07'...

Been to school - have indeed!

Made a new friend - millions!

Bitched - hu hasn't?

Fallen out of love - no

Done something you swore never to do - *sigh*

Punched someone -all the time...

Laughed until you cried - too much!!

Went behind your parents back:lol yea

Met someone who changed your life:ummhmm

Made a wishf course

Gotten close to someone:too close

Talked to God:shhh! he'l hear you...

Found out who your true friends were:indeed...

1. Do you miss someone? Ye..

2. Single or taken? Single

3. What base are you at? ....?

4. Straight, Gay, Bi? bi

5. Do you have a crush? sea...

6. Who is the best hugger that you know? loy...ily xxx

7. Do you believe in love at first sight: love is a teenage mistake

8. Is there something you want to tell someone? yess

9. What brand of shirt are you wearing? penneys best!

10. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends? i have and will continue to do so...

11. Do you have "A thing"? Many...

12. How many people do you trust on your top friends? 2

13. How many kids do you want to have? ...

14. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Most of d time!

15. Do you wanna change your name?yeah i want a rly old fashioned victorian name...

16. What did you do for your last birthday? went 2 glasgow with my two best friends in the world!

17. What time did you wake up today? 8...

18. What were you doing at midnight last night? dyin my hair pink!

19. Name something you CANNOT wait to do :get bak 2 glasgow wit aoibhin!

20. Last time you saw your mom? yesterday
21. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? living in kk

22. Which hand do you like better? righty!

23. Explain your username: its a musical...

24. Favourite food: CHOCOLATE!!!

25. Do you love life?: atm? meh