Miss Roxy Valentynne Mrs-Sid

Some diddy has cracked my wing mirror

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  • Female, 22, Luv 763
  • from Glasgow West
  • Married
  • Member since: May 2007
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Or Bernadette Veronkia Haggarty - Buchan
Me, Myself, and I
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Welcome to my page now let me introduce myself - i am Miss Roxy Valentynne ©™ - i work in the Glasgow Royal Infirmary and Western Infirmary.

i have a husband, a model material baby son, a house, two cars on the road and a proper job??? huh? what happend?

i also model - occasionally now as i keep busy which is sometimes a pain. I am an ex ballet dancer and also more recently proffesional pole dancer.

doing another uni course this Aug this time BA in Business Management.

****my family and friends are my world****

I'm a bit of a girly girl with a dark side....

***I wish you were here Irene, You always did give the best advice*** <3

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Im obsessed with the gym again, i go around 5 times a week and pole dance in the house for my man only lol. x
Films
a man apart, xanadu, lady of the burlesque, showgirls, grass, the sixth sense, the notebook, eastern promises, the secretary and any good blueish coloured film :o)
♫♫Muizk♫♫
placebo, nine inch nails, ramones, sex pistols, sham69, prodigy, rihanna, pretencious moi, jack off jill, prince <3 most dance/metal/ballads/jazz/anyt
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Scared Of
The Goverenment banning eyeliner, People With Bad Fashion Sense, Scary knife Weilding Psychopaths, Escaped Mental Patients, Zombies, Things That Go Bump In The Night, Daylight, oh big gold name chains - :O
Happiest When
with my little man, with my big man, drinking an absynth with ice, soaking in the bath surrounded by candles, having nails, hair, tan done, with friends family, shopping, telling people what to do lol
Pet Hates
People correcting my grammar! the rain in spain ahem glasgow, show offs, neds, bullies, bad people and in general people ranting about their pet hates lol

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    Rox & Sim - Best Friends Forever
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  • FUCKER

    Dear Fucker..
    You are my fuckin friend...
    And I hope u know thats fuckin true...
    No matter what the fuck happens...
    I will stand the fuck by u...
    I will fuckin be there for u...
    When ever the fuck u need me...
    To lend a fuckin hand....
    To do a fuckin good deed...
    So fuckin call on me......

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  • Dopelhertz

    My pilot light has flickered out
    You've knocked me off the hook
    The person you are trying to reach is no longer here
    I'm not really tall, dark and handsome
    I just look that way
    I'm a canvas that bleeds
    And I'm painted with fingers
    Childish pictures of you that still linger
    Bury you're wasted into the moon
    Hoping that it sinks to the earth soon
    Bury you're wasted into the moon
    Hoping that it sinks to the earth soon

    My pilot light has flickered out
    You've knocked me off the hook
    The person you are trying to reach is no longer here
    I'm a canvas that bleeds
    And I'm painted with fingers
    Childish pictures of you that still linger

    I am a VCR / A funeral of dead memory waste
    I'm a VCR / A funeral of dead memory waste
    You can see it on my face
    I'm a VCR funeral / Of dead memory waste
    You can see it on my face
    My smile is a chain link fence
    I dare not frown
    For fear of what comes out
    My smile is a chain link fence
    And I dare not frown for fear of what comes out

    Sing a song kitty / Sing it
    Sing it kitty / Sing it
    Some people don't think that lily
    Is smart enough to understand what I'm thinking
    But I know if she could she would kill
    Everybody that I hate, cos she loves me
    Cos I took care of her since she was a little baby

    I am a VCR funeral of dead memory waste
    You can see it in my face
    As drink crawls down the oesophagus staircase
    Into my bowels of hell
    Naked like clown faces all smeared clean
    Naked like clown faces all smeared clean in the spotlight

    I'm a VCR funeral of dead memory waste you can see it on my face
    Dead memory waste

    Kill me, kill everyone, you can let them all die
    The only thing in this world that does not die is money
    You can kill me, you can kill them, you can let everyone die
    The only thing in this world that does not die is money
    You can kill me, you can kill them, you can let everyone die
    The only thing immortal in this world is money
    You can kill me, you can kill them, you can let everything die
    The only thing immortal in this world is money
    The only thing immoral in this world is money
    The only thing oral in this world is money
    The only thing in this is money
    The only thing is ney
    The only thing immortal in this world is money
    The person you are trying to reach is no longer here
    You have knocked me off the hook

    You are afraid that you are no equal
    While you are spending my money
    You are afraid you are no equal while you are spending my money
    You can kill me, you can kill them, you can let everyone die
    The only thing immortal in this world is money
    Why would I want to be equal with anyone
    You think you're not equal while you're spending my money
    Why would I wan to be equal with anyone
    To be equal you have to add or subtract
    And I have never liked math
    You are recognisable, as just another part in a vast machine
    The only thing immortal in this world is money
    The only thing original in this world is the way we destroy things
    Everything has already been created
    So we can only deal with new ways of destroying them
    Everything has already been created
    So we can only think of new ways of destroying them
    Stop rehearsing alcohol and start performing narcotics
    Do you think that animals believe in god
    To be equal you must add or subtract
    People who want to be equal have lives that are filled with subtractions and auditions
    To be equal you must add or subtract
    People who want to be equal's lives' are filled with subtractions and auditions

    We will call you back and tell you
    Don't call us, we'll call you
    Do animals believe in god

    Stop rehearsing alcohol and start performing narcotics
    This is a caucasian occasion
    Could someone please autograph the frontal lobe
    The insurance will not cover this
    Can someone please autograph the frontal lobe
    The insurance will not cover this

    And the young are too senile
    The young zeich heil

    Do animals believe in god
    I'm a kickstand in your mouth
    The insurance won't cover this

    You ca

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    Day 983 of my captivity.

    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

    They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

    The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

    Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards.!

    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
    However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released -and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

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    WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
    - I kissed you:
    - I moved next door to you:
    - I gave you my heart:
    - I told you i love you:
    - I came to you crying:
    - I wanted to have sex with you:

    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
    - Personality:
    - Eyes:
    - Hair:
    - bum:
    - Smile:
    - Tits:

    WOULD YOU:
    - Keep a secret if I told you one?:
    - Hold my hand?:
    - Love me?:
    - Date me?:
    - Have intercourse with me?
    - Talk to me for hours?:
    - Kiss me?:
    - Fuk me?:
    - Hold me in the rain?:
    - Cry to me?:


    HAVE YOU EVER?:
    - Kiss me and mean it?:
    - Wanted to kiss me?:
    - Wanted to kiss me over and over again?:
    - Won my heart?:
    - Kept something important from me?:
    - Thought I was hot?:
    - Wanted to tell me anything but couldnt?:
    - Wanted To Fuk Mi?:

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Your nickname: Valentynne
What color shirt/top are you wearing?: Black
Name three things that are physically close to you:: Coke, laptop, phone
What is the last book you read?: a book on pathology
Are you or were you a good student?: the best haha
What is your favorite music album?: too many to name
Do you enjoy sleeping late?: no i dont sleep very well
Whats the weather like right now?: rain
Who tells the best jokes?: My Hubby
What was your last dream about?: Cookies
Have you ever been involved in a car accident?: yeh a couple lol - none my fault tho!
Do you believe in karma?: yes defo
Do you believe in luck?: yeh
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?: either - depends
Do you collect anything? If so, what?: Clothes and shoes :D
Are you proud of yourself?: yeh kinda
Are you reliable?: depends
Have you ever given money to a bum?: yeh gave one a tenner once! really!
What is your hobby?: dancing and clubbing
Have you ever had a secret admirer?: yes actually!
Do you like the smell of gasoline?: no hate it
Do like to draw or paint?: i used to study art
Is your room messy?: never!
What is your favorite fruit?: apple
Do you give in easily?: depends who is wanting something
Are you a good guesser?: yes sometimes
Can you read other people: if i know them
Are you a bully?: at times lol
Do you have a job?: have one in two hospitals
What time did you wake up this morning?: 8ish
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?: coco pops
When was the last time you showered?: half an hour ago
What do you plan on doing tomorrow?: work then out for dinner
Your favorite day of the week and why?: friday - its obv
What did you last wear at a costume party?: dressed as pamela anderson
Have you ever done scuba diving?: no cant swim and scared of deep water
What is your least favorite color?: neon yellow - why people why
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?: my wee boy
Would you ever go skydiving?: been there done it!
What toothpaste do you use?: pearl drops
Do you enjoy challenges?: oh yeh
The worst injury you have had?: broken rib
The last movie you saw?: beaches
What do you want to know about the future?: nothing dont want to know
What does your last text message say?: when did you get your boobs done? lol
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?: my dad
Your favorite school subject?: modern studies
Your least favorite school subject?: PE
Would you rather have money or love?: Love
What is your dream vacation?: already did it so none at present
What is your favorite animal?: coala bear
Do you miss anyone right now?: irene
The last sporting event you watched?: tennis - reluctantly
Do you need to do laundry?: yeh i have been doing it today haha
Do you listen to the radio?: clyde one when in car mostly
Your favorite TV talk show?: none they all suck b@lls
Your dream car?: ferrari
Have you ever caught a butterfly?: no they scare me
What color are your bed sheets?: mocha
What is your ringtone?: long plain ring tone
Who was the last person to make you laugh?: robbie
Do you have any obsessions right now?: yes my hair at the mo - keep colouring it
Do you like things that glow in the dark?: used to have stars on the ceiling
Whats your favorite fruity scent?: vanilla
Do you watch cartoons?: yeh cause of the boy
Have you ever sat on a roof?: yes i have a few times in my life
Have you ever been to another country/continent?: of course
Name three things in the world you dislike: bullys, bugs, neon yellow
Name three people in the world you dislike: dont really dislike anyone?
Has a rumor even been spread about you?: only by jelous people
Do you like sushi?: nope
Do you believe in magic?: umm not specifically
Do you hold grudges?: no lifes too short
Who is your favorite person?: Steve
Best female friend?: Michelle, the karens and katrina.
Best male friend?: Drew!
Hyper or laid back?: both!
Dressy or casual?: very very dressy
Favorite rappers?: um snoop dog
Favorite female singer?: too many to pick
Did you enjoy this survey?: passed the timeage

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Armani black - it broke tho now iphone
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merc, vaux
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3 laptops 1 desktop
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juicy couture,rocca wear, gucci, morgan lots lol
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prada, DKNY, armani, dior, samsara, percive
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Name :   Bernadette Veronika - Buchan
Nick Name :   Miss Roxy Valentynne - Mrs Sid
Birthdate :   9-2-87
Birthplace:   A place far far away :P
Current Location:   Glasgow
Eye Color:   Bluey Green
Hair Color:   Black and Brown just now
Height:   5.7
Weight:   7 stone
Piercings:   ears,navel,tounge and private place
Tatoos:   nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   hubby
Vehicle:   Vaux and Merc
Overused Phrase:   Like yeh
FAVORITES
Food:   Italiano
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   One Devonshire Gardens
Candy:   Lollipops
Number:   23
Color:   black
Animal:   pussy
Drink:   Absinthe
Body Part on Opposite sex:   his eyes
Perfume:   DKNY Woman
TV Show:   hollyoaks
Music Album:   like most things
Movie:   any action film
Actor/Actress:   jonny depp
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   fanta
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   mcdonalds burgers but bk fries
Chocolate or Vanilla   choc!
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   coffee
Kiss or Hug:   kiss
Dog or Cat:   cat
Rap or Punk:   both
Summer or Winter:   summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   funny
Love or Money:   love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   any
Most Missed Memory:   My Irene
Best phyiscal feature:   Bum
First Thought Waking Up:   Fu*k im late
Ambition:   to obtain a pink elephant
Best Friends:   Simone!
Weakness:   Shopping
Fears:   car breaking down on a lone road in the dark and a knife wei
Longest relationship:   Current
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   Nope
Ever been beaten up:   slightly
Ever beaten someone up:   only ever slaps and hair pulling lol meow
Ever Shoplifted:   wouldnt need to
Ever Skinny Dipped:   plenty time left
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   oh yeh
Been Dumped Lately:   no
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   blue
Favorite Hair Color:   brown
Short or Long:   short
Height:   taller than me!
Style:   any
Looks or Personality:   personality
Hot or Cute   cute
Muscular or Really Skinny:   muscular
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   China
How do you want to Die:   in a hot air ballon crash eating a fish supper from largs
Been to the Mall Lately:   three times this week wedding stuff shopping
Get along with your Parents:   yes indeedums
Health Freak:   never i abuse myself haha
Do you think your Attractive:   yes
Believe in Yourself:   hell yeh
Want to go to College:   been there..
Do you Smoke:   did that...
Do you Drink:   oh yeh
Shower Daily:   sometimes twice a day i like to feel fresh
Been in Love:   i still am
Do you Sing:   yeh i do lol
Want to get Married:   divorced lol
Do you want Children:   been there
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   probs 40 haha
Hate anyone:   ummm hates a strong word - dont get on with one in particula
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  • Xlarax
    Xlarax

    Hey hun,do u ever hear or see wee emma "sacha" x

    4 hours ago via Mobile
  • DemonSpeeder
    DemonSpeeder

    Kinda boring tbh, i spent most of it at my mates house getting baked because i didnt have the money to get out and get hammered haha :D

    Better luck next weekend eh :P xx

    8 hours ago
  • Mash
    Mash

    Hey baby girl :))

    Howz married life treatin ye? Howz wee baby robbie?

    You been upto much chick :)

    xxxxxxxxxx

    2 days ago
  • Natalie
    Natalie

    Ivd always wanted veneers but they r pricey. How much r yours?

    2 days ago via Mobile
  • Natalie
    Natalie

    Aye nxt wk fine im just so annoyed about the present no getting t wee Robert :( aye it was mobbed, couldnt wait t get out of there

    3 days ago via Mobile
  • Natalie
    Natalie

    Thats wherr i am the now, just waiting on taxi hame

    3 days ago via Mobile
  • Natalie
    Natalie

    How u?

    3 days ago via Mobile
  • Xlarax
    Xlarax

    Hey.hun im fine,god i cnt mind him lol u got pics on ur pg.im still single thnk i always will be.i was doin bar wrk now at col doin beauty,ive thot bout dancin again 4 the money but duno if i cld do it lol.whats ur wee yin called x

    3 days ago via Mobile
  • Kaanda
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    im doing fine thank you and urself?

    6 days ago
  • Collette SssSss
    Collette SssSss

    Aw thats great how long you been with your husband?
    Ive been with Barry for almost 3 years gonna start next year putting the good ole cash away for a deposit on somewhere *fingers crossed*
    Your the 3rd person i know with a son called Robert hehe
    PA is a damn good job to have,im looking in to staying with the NHS good money good holidays :P

    6 days ago
  • Natalie
    Natalie

    I checked wi the postie n they said they cant do anything coz i neva sent it recorded, im ragin!! But look ive got him sumit else, so instead of posting u wana meet ?

    6 days ago via Mobile
  • Cheeky
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    Hey chic hows life bn 4 u????
    Hardly spk 2 u in ages

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    1 week ago
  • Stacey H
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    Hey yeah we do:) I'm good not been up to much, hows you?

    1 week ago
  • Natalie
    Natalie

    Yiip defo, You arrange ill be there

    1 week ago
  • Love Or Fame
    Love Or Fame

    Hey hows u what u doin at wkend

    1 week ago
  • Collette SssSss
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    Im good cheers,still trying to figure out this place.
    Its weird seeing people and talking to people ive no spoke to in years.
    And i know we were never the best of pals and we both did some stupid shit to each other lol but im sure we've both grown up and things have changed.
    So nay hard feelings
    x

    1 week ago
  • Tricia
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    Hiya babes hows u?
    yeah we defo need to get another nite out soon :) will b grand :)
    xxx

    1 week ago
  • -DaddysGirlx
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    hii ;-dd am good thankyou , hows you ? X
    wee heart back <3 x

    1 week ago
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    cool cool will do babe ;)
    xxx

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  • Sharon Travers
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    hey stranger how are you
    you look great, not seen you in years
    thank you very much just new;y weds haha got married end aug this year
    my mums fine, she is still living in the same place
    how are you where are you staying. hows your mum anddad

    nice to hear from you xxxxx

    1 week ago