Miss Roxy Valentynne Mrs-Sid
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Welcome to my page now let me introduce myself - i am Miss Roxy Valentynne ©™ - i work in the Glasgow Royal Infirmary and Western Infirmary.
i have a husband, a model material baby son, a house, two cars on the road and a proper job??? huh? what happend?
i also model - occasionally now as i keep busy which is sometimes a pain. I am an ex ballet dancer and also more recently proffesional pole dancer.
doing another uni course this Aug this time BA in Business Management.
****my family and friends are my world****
I'm a bit of a girly girl with a dark side....
***I wish you were here Irene, You always did give the best advice*** <3
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Im obsessed with the gym again, i go around 5 times a week and pole dance in the house for my man only lol. x - Films
- a man apart, xanadu, lady of the burlesque, showgirls, grass, the sixth sense, the notebook, eastern promises, the secretary and any good blueish coloured film
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- placebo, nine inch nails, ramones, sex pistols, sham69, prodigy, rihanna, pretencious moi, jack off jill, prince <3 most dance/metal/ballads/jazz/anyt
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- The Goverenment banning eyeliner, People With Bad Fashion Sense, Scary knife Weilding Psychopaths, Escaped Mental Patients, Zombies, Things That Go Bump In The Night, Daylight, oh big gold name chains -
- Happiest When
- with my little man, with my big man, drinking an absynth with ice, soaking in the bath surrounded by candles, having nails, hair, tan done, with friends family, shopping, telling people what to do lol
- Pet Hates
- People correcting my grammar! the rain in spain ahem glasgow, show offs, neds, bullies, bad people and in general people ranting about their pet hates lol
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My pilot light has flickered out
You've knocked me off the hook
The person you are trying to reach is no longer here
I'm not really tall, dark and handsome
I just look that way
I'm a canvas that bleeds
And I'm painted with fingers
Childish pictures of you that still linger
Bury you're wasted into the moon
Hoping that it sinks to the earth soon
Bury you're wasted into the moon
Hoping that it sinks to the earth soon
My pilot light has flickered out
You've knocked me off the hook
The person you are trying to reach is no longer here
I'm a canvas that bleeds
And I'm painted with fingers
Childish pictures of you that still linger
I am a VCR / A funeral of dead memory waste
I'm a VCR / A funeral of dead memory waste
You can see it on my face
I'm a VCR funeral / Of dead memory waste
You can see it on my face
My smile is a chain link fence
I dare not frown
For fear of what comes out
My smile is a chain link fence
And I dare not frown for fear of what comes out
Sing a song kitty / Sing it
Sing it kitty / Sing it
Some people don't think that lily
Is smart enough to understand what I'm thinking
But I know if she could she would kill
Everybody that I hate, cos she loves me
Cos I took care of her since she was a little baby
I am a VCR funeral of dead memory waste
You can see it in my face
As drink crawls down the oesophagus staircase
Into my bowels of hell
Naked like clown faces all smeared clean
Naked like clown faces all smeared clean in the spotlight
I'm a VCR funeral of dead memory waste you can see it on my face
Dead memory waste
Kill me, kill everyone, you can let them all die
The only thing in this world that does not die is money
You can kill me, you can kill them, you can let everyone die
The only thing in this world that does not die is money
You can kill me, you can kill them, you can let everyone die
The only thing immortal in this world is money
You can kill me, you can kill them, you can let everything die
The only thing immortal in this world is money
The only thing immoral in this world is money
The only thing oral in this world is money
The only thing in this is money
The only thing is ney
The only thing immortal in this world is money
The person you are trying to reach is no longer here
You have knocked me off the hook
You are afraid that you are no equal
While you are spending my money
You are afraid you are no equal while you are spending my money
You can kill me, you can kill them, you can let everyone die
The only thing immortal in this world is money
Why would I want to be equal with anyone
You think you're not equal while you're spending my money
Why would I wan to be equal with anyone
To be equal you have to add or subtract
And I have never liked math
You are recognisable, as just another part in a vast machine
The only thing immortal in this world is money
The only thing original in this world is the way we destroy things
Everything has already been created
So we can only deal with new ways of destroying them
Everything has already been created
So we can only think of new ways of destroying them
Stop rehearsing alcohol and start performing narcotics
Do you think that animals believe in god
To be equal you must add or subtract
People who want to be equal have lives that are filled with subtractions and auditions
To be equal you must add or subtract
People who want to be equal's lives' are filled with subtractions and auditions
We will call you back and tell you
Don't call us, we'll call you
Do animals believe in god
Stop rehearsing alcohol and start performing narcotics
This is a caucasian occasion
Could someone please autograph the frontal lobe
The insurance will not cover this
Can someone please autograph the frontal lobe
The insurance will not cover this
And the young are too senile
The young zeich heil
Do animals believe in god
I'm a kickstand in your mouth
The insurance won't cover this
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Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards.!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released -and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...
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| Your nickname | : Valentynne |
| What color shirt/top are you wearing? | : Black |
| Name three things that are physically close to you: | : Coke, laptop, phone |
| What is the last book you read? | : a book on pathology |
| Are you or were you a good student? | : the best haha |
| What is your favorite music album? | : too many to name |
| Do you enjoy sleeping late? | : no i dont sleep very well |
| Whats the weather like right now? | : rain |
| Who tells the best jokes? | : My Hubby |
| What was your last dream about? | : Cookies |
| Have you ever been involved in a car accident? | : yeh a couple lol - none my fault tho! |
| Do you believe in karma? | : yes defo |
| Do you believe in luck? | : yeh |
| Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? | : either - depends |
| Do you collect anything? If so, what? | : Clothes and shoes :D |
| Are you proud of yourself? | : yeh kinda |
| Are you reliable? | : depends |
| Have you ever given money to a bum? | : yeh gave one a tenner once! really! |
| What is your hobby? | : dancing and clubbing |
| Have you ever had a secret admirer? | : yes actually! |
| Do you like the smell of gasoline? | : no hate it |
| Do like to draw or paint? | : i used to study art |
| Is your room messy? | : never! |
| What is your favorite fruit? | : apple |
| Do you give in easily? | : depends who is wanting something |
| Are you a good guesser? | : yes sometimes |
| Can you read other people | : if i know them |
| Are you a bully? | : at times lol |
| Do you have a job? | : have one in two hospitals |
| What time did you wake up this morning? | : 8ish |
| What did you eat for breakfast this morning? | : coco pops |
| When was the last time you showered? | : half an hour ago |
| What do you plan on doing tomorrow? | : work then out for dinner |
| Your favorite day of the week and why? | : friday - its obv |
| What did you last wear at a costume party? | : dressed as pamela anderson |
| Have you ever done scuba diving? | : no cant swim and scared of deep water |
| What is your least favorite color? | : neon yellow - why people why |
| Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? | : my wee boy |
| Would you ever go skydiving? | : been there done it! |
| What toothpaste do you use? | : pearl drops |
| Do you enjoy challenges? | : oh yeh |
| The worst injury you have had? | : broken rib |
| The last movie you saw? | : beaches |
| What do you want to know about the future? | : nothing dont want to know |
| What does your last text message say? | : when did you get your boobs done? lol |
| Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? | : my dad |
| Your favorite school subject? | : modern studies |
| Your least favorite school subject? | : PE |
| Would you rather have money or love? | : Love |
| What is your dream vacation? | : already did it so none at present |
| What is your favorite animal? | : coala bear |
| Do you miss anyone right now? | : irene |
| The last sporting event you watched? | : tennis - reluctantly |
| Do you need to do laundry? | : yeh i have been doing it today haha |
| Do you listen to the radio? | : clyde one when in car mostly |
| Your favorite TV talk show? | : none they all suck b@lls |
| Your dream car? | : ferrari |
| Have you ever caught a butterfly? | : no they scare me |
| What color are your bed sheets? | : mocha |
| What is your ringtone? | : long plain ring tone |
| Who was the last person to make you laugh? | : robbie |
| Do you have any obsessions right now? | : yes my hair at the mo - keep colouring it |
| Do you like things that glow in the dark? | : used to have stars on the ceiling |
| Whats your favorite fruity scent? | : vanilla |
| Do you watch cartoons? | : yeh cause of the boy |
| Have you ever sat on a roof? | : yes i have a few times in my life |
| Have you ever been to another country/continent? | : of course |
| Name three things in the world you dislike | : bullys, bugs, neon yellow |
| Name three people in the world you dislike | : dont really dislike anyone? |
| Has a rumor even been spread about you? | : only by jelous people |
| Do you like sushi? | : nope |
| Do you believe in magic? | : umm not specifically |
| Do you hold grudges? | : no lifes too short |
| Who is your favorite person? | : Steve |
| Best female friend? | : Michelle, the karens and katrina. |
| Best male friend? | : Drew! |
| Hyper or laid back? | : both! |
| Dressy or casual? | : very very dressy |
| Favorite rappers? | : um snoop dog |
| Favorite female singer? | : too many to pick |
| Did you enjoy this survey? | : passed the timeage |
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| Name : |   Bernadette Veronika - Buchan | |
| Nick Name : |   Miss Roxy Valentynne - Mrs Sid | |
| Birthdate : |   9-2-87 | |
| Birthplace: |   A place far far away :P | |
| Current Location: |   Glasgow | |
| Eye Color: |   Bluey Green | |
| Hair Color: |   Black and Brown just now | |
| Height: |   5.7 | |
| Weight: |   7 stone | |
| Piercings: |   ears,navel,tounge and private place | |
| Tatoos: |   nope | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: |   hubby | |
| Vehicle: |   Vaux and Merc | |
| Overused Phrase: |   Like yeh | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: |   Italiano | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: |   One Devonshire Gardens | |
| Candy: |   Lollipops | |
| Number: |   23 | |
| Color: |   black | |
| Animal: |   pussy | |
| Drink: |   Absinthe | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: |   his eyes | |
| Perfume: |   DKNY Woman | |
| TV Show: |   hollyoaks | |
| Music Album: |   like most things | |
| Movie: |   any action film | |
| Actor/Actress: |   jonny depp | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: |   fanta | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: |   mcdonalds burgers but bk fries | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla |   choc! | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: |   coffee | |
| Kiss or Hug: |   kiss | |
| Dog or Cat: |   cat | |
| Rap or Punk: |   both | |
| Summer or Winter: |   summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: |   funny | |
| Love or Money: |   love | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: |   any | |
| Most Missed Memory: |   My Irene | |
| Best phyiscal feature: |   Bum | |
| First Thought Waking Up: |   Fu*k im late | |
| Ambition: |   to obtain a pink elephant | |
| Best Friends: |   Simone! | |
| Weakness: |   Shopping | |
| Fears: |   car breaking down on a lone road in the dark and a knife wei | |
| Longest relationship: |   Current | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: |   Nope | |
| Ever been beaten up: |   slightly | |
| Ever beaten someone up: |   only ever slaps and hair pulling lol meow | |
| Ever Shoplifted: |   wouldnt need to | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: |   plenty time left | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: |   oh yeh | |
| Been Dumped Lately: |   no | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: |   blue | |
| Favorite Hair Color: |   brown | |
| Short or Long: |   short | |
| Height: |   taller than me! | |
| Style: |   any | |
| Looks or Personality: |   personality | |
| Hot or Cute |   cute | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: |   muscular | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: |   China | |
| How do you want to Die: |   in a hot air ballon crash eating a fish supper from largs | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: |   three times this week wedding stuff shopping | |
| Get along with your Parents: |   yes indeedums | |
| Health Freak: |   never i abuse myself haha | |
| Do you think your Attractive: |   yes | |
| Believe in Yourself: |   hell yeh | |
| Want to go to College: |   been there.. | |
| Do you Smoke: |   did that... | |
| Do you Drink: |   oh yeh | |
| Shower Daily: |   sometimes twice a day i like to feel fresh | |
| Been in Love: |   i still am | |
| Do you Sing: |   yeh i do lol | |
| Want to get Married: |   divorced lol | |
| Do you want Children: |   been there | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: |   probs 40 haha | |
| Hate anyone: |   ummm hates a strong word - dont get on with one in particula | |
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DemonSpeeder8 hours agoKinda boring tbh, i spent most of it at my mates house getting baked because i didnt have the money to get out and get hammered haha
Better luck next weekend eh
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Mash2 days agoHey baby girl
Howz married life treatin ye? Howz wee baby robbie?
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Natalie
Aye nxt wk fine im just so annoyed about the present no getting t wee Robert
aye it was mobbed, couldnt wait t get out of there
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Hey.hun im fine,god i cnt mind him lol u got pics on ur pg.im still single thnk i always will be.i was doin bar wrk now at col doin beauty,ive thot bout dancin again 4 the money but duno if i cld do it lol.whats ur wee yin called x
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Collette SssSss6 days agoAw thats great how long you been with your husband?
Ive been with Barry for almost 3 years gonna start next year putting the good ole cash away for a deposit on somewhere *fingers crossed*
Your the 3rd person i know with a son called Robert hehe
PA is a damn good job to have,im looking in to staying with the NHS good money good holidays
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Natalie
I checked wi the postie n they said they cant do anything coz i neva sent it recorded, im ragin!! But look ive got him sumit else, so instead of posting u wana meet ?
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Natalie1 week agoYiip defo, You arrange ill be there
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Love Or Fame1 week agoHey hows u what u doin at wkend
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Collette SssSss
Im good cheers,still trying to figure out this place.
Its weird seeing people and talking to people ive no spoke to in years.
And i know we were never the best of pals and we both did some stupid shit to each other lol but im sure we've both grown up and things have changed.
So nay hard feelings
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Tricia1 week agoHiya babes hows u?
yeah we defo need to get another nite out soon
will b grand
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Sharon Travers
hey stranger how are you
you look great, not seen you in years
thank you very much just new;y weds haha got married end aug this year
my mums fine, she is still living in the same place
how are you where are you staying. hows your mum anddad
nice to hear from you xxxxx


































Rox & Sim - Best Friends Forever
Simone Francesca 0 Replys<3<3<3<3
Dear Fucker..
Andy 0 ReplysYou are my fuckin friend...
And I hope u know thats fuckin true...
No matter what the fuck happens...
I will stand the fuck by u...
I will fuckin be there for u...
When ever the fuck u need me...
To lend a fuckin hand....
To do a fuckin good deed...
So fuckin call on me......