Heres a little story about me and my fellow friend nicole cathrine killeen
One boring sunday afternoon nicole decides to phone me and drag me out of my house for a walk...Wasnt exactly a walk..we went to Tesco for bread (yum )
After about half an hour we ended up bak at my house..acting like complete gooons on cam.
Didn't take us long to annoy my mom so we headed upstairs to my room
And Ben dont worry love..i Didn't shag her.
Nicole had this big idea to play that game every1 used to love when we were little...you know the one where you write down a load of names of who your going to marry and what job your going to have and crap like that...
so after a lot of laughing and falling off the bed.
we came to the conclusion that....
I (Dannii) Will marry josh wright, have 1 child, have a pet squirrel , drive a bus, live in a little house, and be nicoles cleaner. And Nicole will...marry tristan, have 1 child, have a pet dog, drive a mercedes, live in a flat and be my driver. (Hmm yes...what great lives we are going to have) Oh and we also found our little match making plan from year 8 " The FATBOYS Plan" Nicole then killed herself once more on my bedroom floor. And then...she discovered my water spray fandoogle thing.. Thinking it would be funny..she decides to completly soak me. I was then locked in the toilet for about 5 mins as she died on the landing. She was then kicked out of my house ^_^ (How lovely) Walking her home was painfully funny as we sang "IMA EAT YOU"..in a very strange jamaican voice If you are even bothering to read this you must be seriously bored...and close to suicide :S but the meaning to this story is...ermm NEVER GO FOR A WALK WITH NICOLE ON A SUNDAY!

WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR SURNAME?
A- I ATE..
B- I LICKED..
C- I SAT ON..
D- I PEED ON..
E- I HUMPED..
F- I CHASED..
G- I TACKLED..
H- I SHAT ON..
I- I STALKED..
J- I RAW AWAY WITH..
K- I FELL IN LOVE WITH..
L- I HAD A CRUSH ON..
M- I WANKED OVER..
N- I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH..
O- I PUNCHED..
P- I BIT..
Q- I SCREAMED AT..
R- I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH..
S- I WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT..
T- I TIED UP..
U- I HAD 69 WITH..
V- I SUCKED..
W- I POKED..
X- I SLEPT WITH..
Y- I MADE A MOVE ON..
Z- I WENT ON A DATE WITH..

FIND THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME...

A- A PROSTITUTE..
B- MY TEACHER..
C- GEORGE BUSH..
D- A RAT..
E- A TRAMP..
F- A SHEEP..
G- MY PLUMBER..
H- MY COMPUTER..
I- MY FINGERS..
J- A RABBIT..
K- A LEMMING..
L- AN APPLE..
M- TONY BLAIR..
N- A VIBRATOR..
O- A DILDO..
P- A MOVIESTAR..
Q- MY EX..
R- A BANANA..
S- A CUCUMBER..
T- A TUB OF VASELINE..
U- A PORNSTAR..
V- MY BARBIEDOLL..
W- AN ACTION MAN..
X- SOME CHEESE..
Y- A RANDOM GUY..
Z- SOME RANDOM WOMAN..

NOW FIND THE COLOUR OF THE UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING...

RED- IN A TAXI..
BLUE- IN A BUSH..
GREEN- IN THE BATH..
BLACK- IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM..
WHITE- WHEN I WAS FIVE..
PINK- ON LIVE TV..
BROWN- WHEN I WAS A BABY..
PURPLE- ON THE BUS..
YELLOW- IN A CANDY STORE..
GREY- UNDER A COW..
ORANGE- IN A PIGSTY..
OTHER- BEHIND YOUR SOFA..

NOW FIND YOUR HAIR COLOR...

BLONDE- BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE!
BLACK- BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!
BROWN- BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!
GINGER- BECAUSE I'M MAD!
RED- BECAUSE I'M BORED OF THE USUAL!
STRAWBERRY BLONDE- BECAUSE I CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT I AM GINGER!



NOW STICK ALL YOUR RESULTS TOGETHER TO MAKE A SENTENCE AND REPOST THIS MESSAGE WITH YOUR SENTENCE AS THE SUBJECT

[_] go out with me?
[_] give me your number?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me
[_] be my bf/gf?
[_] have a fling with me?
[_] let me buy you a drink?
[_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] have a relationship with me?
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] Dance with me?
[_] Say yes if i asked you out?
[_] Get wasted with me?
[_] Hang out with me?
[_] Bring me around your friends?
D0 Y0U...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?