Yo Mama's So Fat....when she was diagnosed with the flesh
eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she dances she makes the band skip.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to the zoo the elephants
throw her peanuts.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her driver's license says" Picture
continued on other side."

Yo Mama's So Fat....the back of her neck looks like a pack of
hot dogs.

Yo Mama's So Fat....all the restaurants in town have signs
that say "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she ran away, they had to use all
four sides of the milk carton.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go
down.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she's got smaller fat women orbiting
around her.

Yo Mama's So Fat....I had to take a train and two buses just
to get on her good side.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"

Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she's on BOTH sides of the family.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she could sell shade.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she crosses the street, cars look out
for her..

Yo Mama's So Fat....people jog around her for exercise.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her blood type is Ragu.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to a restaurant,she doesn't
get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo Mama's So Fat....if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to
take his word for it!

Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to put her belt on with a
boomerang.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she turns around, people throw her a
welcome back party.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she went to the movies and sat next to
everyone.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her belly button doesn't have fluff, it
has sweaters.

Yo Mama's so Fat....she walked out wearing high-heals and came back wearing flip-flopps!!!!

Yo Mama's So Fat....she was walking down the street, I swerved
to miss her, and ran out of petrol