1. Would you hug me?
2. Would you kiss me?
3. Would you come over to my house?
4. Would you go out parting with me?
5. Would you be my friend?
6. Would you hate me if i kissed u?
7. Would you go out with me if I askd u?
8. Would you take a showa with me?
9. Would you let me take a bath with u?
10. Would you let me sleep at ur house?
11. Are we friends?
12. Are we enemys?
13. Are we best friends?
14. Am i hot?
15. Am I sweet?
16. Am I luvable?
17. Am I funny?
18. Am I phsyco?
19. Am I a good person?
20. Am I mean to u?
21. Am I a fun person to be around?
22. Do you luv me?
23. Do you hate me?
24. Are you goin to put this on to ur blog to see wot i say abwt you?*

Just to clear some things up:
- Not all guys like dumbass whores.
-A lot of us think anal is sick. I mean, poop comes out of there. I for one am not about to stick my (ahem) somehwere that poo comes from.
-Don't assume we want a handjob. Nobody knows how to do them better than the guy who owns the penis. Let us check your regerences first. Some girls pull too hard.
-If you should decide to do oral, watch the teeth. Some chick accidentally bit me there once.
-The reason we don't want to hear about your period: the vagina is a sacred temple to straight men. Don't tarnish our image of it.
-When you have slumber parties, you ARE having naked pillow fights. Don't ruin that for us either.
-Make us use a condom, even if it is our birthday. We're stupid when we're horny.(look at me LOL 18 and has kids LOL )
-It doesn't make you look fat, stop asking.
-Close the bathroom door, seriously!!! (ex-gf did this once. *shudder*)
-If the meal costs more than $100 bucks, either put out or skip dinner.
-Don't make derrogatory statements about our penis size in front of our friends. Nicknames can stick. (another ex-gf)
-Some of us won't be crushed if we can't make you orgasm and you have to use your "back massager." We're probably thinking about Carmen Electra during sex anyway.
-Theres a 50% chance we do hate your parents.
-If we open the door for you, it doesn't mean we are trying to oppress you. Screw you, maybe. but not oppress.
-Yes, we were looking at your boobs. We're sorry.
-Please don't ever ask us our opinion about fashion, home decor or anything that you don't really want our thoughts on anyway.