( Our journey to adulthood.... will we ever act our age?!)
[going back to when we were like....12...ish to now]


1 - when we got kicked out of the hotel in ardara, on paddys day. the owner was screaming at us because we were apparently under age to be playing cards in a hotal reception at 5 on a sunday afternoon........good times!

2. when we got lost in the hotel in ardara...we went up the lift and took a walk about the corridors...and got lost.

3. when we stood outside ardaras hotel nesbit arms, with a leaflet for the hotel, half asking people where the hotel was.

4. when we spent hours walking up and down ardara one night, and then knocked on closed pubs doors looking for the parents, the same night, we discovered the "gay mans door", in Nancys pub, where we whispered loudly to every guy who went past "ohhh my gawd, he is so gay!". we were so high on...coke. lol....like...the mineral drink! ( to be young...)

5. TIPPERARY!!! when we were in tipp for a weekend, we did some "crazy monkey". in Spar, we picked up oranges, and put them with the apples..OOHHH CRAZY!!!! lol. (high five!)
we took john damiens cam corder and did the start of jackass. where i had to do the theme tune, pretend to punch niamh, and hold the camera!! multitasker.

6 - OXEGEN!! when we asked everyone to say......BUTTER!
yeah!(takes bite of invisible pie)(aoife knows what i mean)
(DEAD BABY)

7. NARNIA - in annoras cafe, the gambling machines.....good times. we lost a hella lot of money, well, aoife did. lol. and aoife reminded me of the reason why i would get fired....haha.

8- beach party -( me, aoife, tara, niamh and sinead) song of the night - fans, kings of leon. drink of the night - bulmers and budweiser(for tara). object of the night - FIRE LIGHTERS!!

9 - TUNISIA - we were stalked. it was great. yeah. three times.

10.tunisia - all nighter. note to aoifes parents - we did have breakfast that morning!! at 6 am. YEAH!we spent the night playing cards with the night porters and........aaron!! legend. went to beach, and the playroom. lol. good times.

11 - Spain - Hotel Califont. lol.

12. TIPP! wedding. the disco........all i'll say is.....john john john john john......and his AIR GUITAR!!!!!

13. TUNISIA - myself, aoife and two girls we met, were sitting at the table by the pool table when this wee boy started talking to us. i chatted back to him, he was only like...10? anyway, he told me about how he likes diet coke...but not coke, especially not in tunisia, cause it was too strong? lol. he said i was really nice, that he liked my belt, my skirt and my hair...lol, he also said that i could be miss universe! suddenly he put his head in his hands and then said...i dont want to be, but i think i am..i think i love you. LOL! adorable. later, when i returned from the toilet to the piano bar to my cousin, aoife, she informed me that when i left, the wee boy said to his family "THATS HER THERE!!!" pointing at me. later again, me and aoife ended up talking to his grandfather!!!! very embarrassing. funny though. my little tunisia husband.

14.TUNISIA - the water fight. aoife, me, neil, the english dude, and the two derry girls, had a huge water fight beside the fountain in the 5*hotels reception! (which was completely marble!!) neil ended up falling straight on his ass. hahahaha!! loser.

15. OXEGEN - i was dry raped. dry ass raped. by a fat girl. during kings of leon. but me and aoife just ended up in a laughing fit. it was a pretty funny situation...i guess. (shudders).

16. when aoife and i were waiting outside the balar theatre before the jason byrne gig and he walked up to us and said hi and stuff! WHOOP!

17. tommy tiernan gig night. nothing majorly exciting happened, just bumming about stuff. until the next day...when aoife left and then MET TOMMY TIERNAN HIMSELF!!! the lucky bitch!

18. Aoifes 18th. the situation with the ehh...L in ballymena. haha.and getting home with some sound lads who lov

Granny Gallaghers House:
Glengesh baby yeah!!!! (Ballycashel to the locals).


1 - The Wallet. Niamhs wallet, which she got in Spain, which had Fuck Off written in huge writting on the back of it, and a picture of a hand giving the finger on the front. which..nanny lefted up and examined! resulting in us all struggling not to burst out laughing!

2 - COOOOK. When nanny poked Michael and said cooooook, and then did it to ciaran...and so on.

3 - i think it was just myself, ciaran, aoife and eoghan for this one, but it was when we rented Not another teen movie and the 8mile out. and nanny seemed to always come in at the worst possible moments, teen movie - two naked girls at a party. 8mile - sex scene.

4 - the swing! when we made the cool swing using a plank of wood and rope. lasted only a few weeks cause christy and callum, apparatly tore it down. well done boys.

5- bronagh. well, any moment with her is legendary. the many of times we tried to hide from her...in the....small...back room..back back room..with the door falling apart. hah!

6 - races. our river races, with grass and whatever else if lying around the river!

7 - hay days. the day the neighbours were away and we went over to their field and wrecked the small hay bundles they had raked together by having a huge hay fight. then we went to their new house which was only half built at the time, we took a wee dander around, when we noticed their car arrive, so we had to sneak round the back, jump over the ditch and leg it back to grannys!

8 - when myself, aoife and eoghan(dont think anyone else was there) were watching badly dubbed porn with granny sleeping in the next room.

9 - the same night, we took pictures on michaels phone(when he wasnt in the room) of sexline phone girls,and guys!!. ooh you dirty boy FRUIT!

10 - Street Soccer - our games of football on the "street" outside nannys,with a tennis ball, the goals being the front door. lol.

11. when Callum broke the couch arm rest....

12.aoife says the bird in the caravan...i cant really remember that...i remember a huge spider in the bath, in the caravan though!!!

13. when michael, aoife and myself...smashed the broken playstation 2, into pieces, at the side of grannys house....good times.

14. check out taras comment she has some good ones!!

15.tara reminded me of agnes saying - "i love abit of sausage!".
only aoife was there for that one, but she filled me in, and i can clearly picture her saying it. lol.

16.i wasnt there for this either but, the bonfire, the "young ones started behind the field, in the trees...telling ghost stories...?( it was night time)

17. boxing day. we got a chinese. for about 10people. came to about 100euro.......nice.

18. when the boys were running into the room and jumping on the bed all the time, so we(the girls) put these thick,hard back books under the duvet, so the boys jumped on the bed.....and then cried to their mummys....something like that.

19.when we locked Callum out of the old caravan. so he told grandad.....lol.

20. when Callum sat on a branch in one of the trees and broke it!

20. Granny saying -Butther! ( thats for you niamh, lol)

my head has gone blank. if you think of any, tell me in the blog comments!!