: Guys.... I just jizzed.
: Dancing to Grease lightening at 7:45am.
: Hey amy- guess what.... Its only half seven!
: Amy- you are the best chef ever- thank you for these delicious waffles
: Bekks- theres someone in there!
: Theres now... 13 johnnys there.
: Challenging metalcore cows.
: Being fucked in the arse by a big scottish willy.
: ''What is that?! it just came out of my stomach!!''
: " i know you from gigs!" "that certainly makes a change from- 'hurrrr i know you from bebo!''
: Corky wine- mmmm my favourite!
: Sex. no more is to be said about that one
: ''BEKKS! COME LOOK AT THIS- YOU'LL LOVE IT!- its a man making tea with his nipples!!! ''
: ''you cant polish a turd- but you can fuckin roll it in glitter!!''
: Watching the spice girls tour.
: Velvety tracksuits and RUNNERS
: Cian getting - decacapatearead by the washing line.
: Funky Glasses.
: ''i have hicups'' ''WAAAAH'' ''JESUS CHRIST ON A CRUTCH YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!'' '' look- your hicup are gone''
: "lets make melted chocolate!'' "is this bowl microwavable?" "YAAAR!" *a minute later* "pamela... why is the micowave smoking?!!"
: ''LOOK! we've found calcutta!!!!''
: "I am mother teresa- the hermit crab from the beach- you may kiss my feet then shu!"
: "OMG THATS A FUCKIN LIVE ANIMAL!"
: Hows Yar TPF Doin?!
: "LOOK! MORE fuckin black people on flava!!
: Bizzz. Bizz....
: E= Mactwo!
: Eating waffles at 5:30am
: Walking to the bottle bank at 6am and doing the Thriller dance in the middle of the road.
: Doing the monkey dance too!
: " He looks like a RAPIST!!" "It was the glasses" "..YOU GONNA GIT RAPED!"
: Pamela falling asleep with the remote and her phone.
: Cuddling Converse
: Sex on the floor.
: Raving at 4am.
: People Sleeping through the rave at 4am.
: Jess vomiting during the rave at 4am.
: "MY T-SHIRTTTTSSSS!!!"
: "Guys- im a nervous pee'er! GET OUUUTT!!" "...naaahhh!"
: 'Linda being a monkey' - nuff said!
: " You da man!" *points to mirror*
: "STAR FISH- LOVE ME LOVE ME!
: Poker FAIL
: Hardcore Music
: Dancing in the rain at 4am with funky glasses
: Cian being a nerd... AGAIN
: I'm a soldier god damn it!
: ''Hello pizzaman- your sexy!'' ''come back any time gorgeous!''
: "i only got halfway across- then he caught me ''
: He KEEPS catching me!!!
: "page 287 of harry potter five- read it in an erotic tone!"
: Slugs.
: 13 going on 30 - * assumes fetal position* ''THIS!NEVER!ENDS!"
: "Slugs can reverse?!"
: Lollipop Banana
: Mmmm- salty nuts! my favourite!
: "Ring it out like a dish!" " LIKE A DICK?! WTF?!!"
: "I FEEL THEM RAVING MORE AND MORE!"
: "Would you like some healing?!!"

What Make Up Do You Use?:
I Don't wear foundation. Im naturally pale.
on my eyes: False lashes- boots black eyeshadow. and then mac black eye shadow over it. then stargazers black over that.
and a random eyeliner.
Max factor false lash effect- and Mac plump lash mascara over it.

Is Your Hair Real?:
No- Its Actually A Small Animal.
Yes of course its real .

What Hair Dye Do You Use?:
Bleach. And lots of it.
For the wild colors: Crazy Color By Renbow.

How Do You Do Your Hair?:
Section, backcomb. spray. Section, backcomb,spray. Section, backcomb,spray. etc etc.
spray. i use boots hairspray.

Do You Photoshop Your Pics?:
No.

Where Do You Get Your Necklaces?:
I Make Them.

Anything Else You Want To Know Or Would Like Me To Answer?