1. Put Your Music Player On Shuffle
2. Foward Once For Each Question
3. The Title Of The Song Is The Answer To The Question
... No Cheating!

How Do You Feel Today?
killswitch engage - a bid farewell

What's Your Outlook On Life?
in this moment - beautiful tradegy

What Does Your Family Think Of You?
stick to your guns - all time low (whats thast supposed to mean)

What Do Your Friends Think Of You?
showteck - FTS (fuck the system)



What Do Your Ex's Think Of You?
devildriver - bound by the moon

How Is Your Love Life?
parkway drive - a cold day in hell

...How Will It Be In The Future?
all that remains - undone

Will You Get Married?
hollywood undead - No.5

What Song Will You Dance To At Your Wedding?
escape the fate - not good enough for truth or cliche

Will You Have Kids?
bury your dead - cammo is my favourite colour

Are/Were You Good In School/College?
escape the fate - his last walk

Will You Be Successful In Life?
five finger death punch - white knuckles

What Song Should They Play On Your Birthday?
hollywood undead - bottle and a gun

What Song Should They Play At Your Funeral?
bury your dead - Bury your fuking dead

You .& Your Best Friend Are...?
five finger death punch - ashes

Happy Times...
bury your dead - the outsiders

Sad Times..
big bang - last farewell (baby baby)

For Today...
all that remains - overcome

For Tomorrow...
trivium - gunshot to the head of trepidation

For You...
hollywood undead - sell your soul

What Does The Year Have In Store For You?
lamb of god - redneck

What Do You Say When Life Gets Too Hard?
killswitch engage- as daylight dies

What Do You Want As A Career?
parkway drive - mutiny

What Is Your Favourite Saying?
blessthefall - a message to the unknown

How Will You Die?
bury your dead - the colour of money

and Finally...

The Soundtrack Of Your Life?
bury your dead - bring the mosh

Read Blog
one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.



seven.
Little 1st years who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!



eight.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


nine.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!


How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!

What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.

What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?


How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.

What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!