Noel Horgan

God i forgot how good it is to just be completely shitefaced on whiskey on rum

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  • Lid sinds: March 2006
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Over mij

Me, Myself, and I
What you meen you dont know??

R.I.P DIMEBAG DARRELL LANCE ABBOTT 1966 - 2004





MSN:reptilekid2006@hotmail.co
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Music
I like all music except westlife and all that kinda boyband shiteFavourite things to listen to range from pantera, testament, slayer, korn
 , avenged sevenfold, pro pain, children of bodom, metallica to dmx, biggie, 2pac, kanye west.hard house dance is a fave too.
Films
Snatch, Shawshank Redemption, Jurassic Park theres so many good films i dont know where to end.Green Street what a show
Sports
Favourite Sport is rugby followed by football.
Scared Of
drowning
Happiest When
Out getting drunk and dancing the shit out of it
Gigs
metallica 03, 04, 06....oxegen 05, 06, 07....prodigy....slayer
 .......the unholy alliance tour...kanye west......ozzfest........ragi
 ng speedhorm..........bob dylan..wwe....the who
Prayers
FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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  • showering like a man

    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave in a pile on the floor.

    Walk naked to the bathroom.

    If you see your girlfriend/ wife along the way, shake willy at her making the "woo-woo"
    sound.

    Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

    Get in the shower.

    Wash your face.

    Wash your armpits.

    Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.

    Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

    Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

    Wash your hair.

    Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

    Wee.

    Rinse off and get out of shower.

    Partially dry off.

    Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.

    Admire willy size in mirror again.

    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

    If you pass girlfriend/ wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the "woo-woo"
    sound again.

    Throw wet towel on bed

    0 Commentaren 1077 dagen

  • me bloggy thing numba 2

    WOULD U.......
    go out wit me?
    kiss me?
    let me kiss u?
    watch a movie wit me?
    let me take u out to dinner?
    let m drive u some where?
    take a showerwit me?
    have a fling wit me?
    let me buy u a drink?
    take me home for d nite?
    let me sleep in your bed?
    re-post this to me to answer your question?
    give me a piggy back?
    have a relationship wit me?
    dance wit me?
    spank that arse?
    help me wit homework?
    tickle me to death?
    let me tickle you to death?
    stick up for me if i was bein put down?
    play strip poker wit me?

    8 Commentaren 1273 dagen

  • me bloggy thingyyy


    go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on,careful now




    1 Who are you?
    2. Are we friends?
    3. When and how did we meet?
    4. Do you hav a crush on me?
    5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
    6. Give me a nikname and explain why?
    7. Describe me in 1 word?
    8. what was ur first impression of me?
    9. do u still think the same?
    10. What reminds u ov me?
    11. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?
    12. How well do u no me?
    14. would you fuk me?
    15. would u kiss me

    45 Commentaren 1309 dagen

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Which one of the lads are you most like?

Noel

Long, slimey and smelly. No its not an episode of Dawson's Creek its the reptiles you now have a love for but don't worry they love you too. It takes one to know one after all. A few brewsky's never go down badly and neither does Noel.

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What Horror Movie Killer are You?


John Kramer

Also Know As Jigsaw From The Saw Quadrilogy , He Tortures His Victims Giving Them A Chance To Live But At A Dear Cost ! Genius !

What metal band are you?


pantera

Your one of those crazy motherfuckers who loves moshpits and headbanging
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  • Sinead Cumminz
    Sinead Cumminz

    HEY HEY MY BDAYS ON THE 11TH! TOWN??

    4 dagen geleden
  • Shane Duffy
    luv Shane Duffy

    Wat he needs is a coke and a smile and u can tell him to suck my dick!

    10 weken geleden via Mobiel
  • Shane Duffy
    luv Shane Duffy

    Hey Leon wat do u do? 'i knock mutha fuckers out'!

    10 weken geleden via Mobiel
  • Timmy Cronin
    Timmy Cronin

    alri man how r ya

    10 weken geleden
  • Joseph
    Joseph

    ill second that motion....viiiicccctorrry:L

    13 weken geleden
  • Claire Flahive
    luv Claire Flahive

    rose of tralee ya tit!! hows cobe

    14 weken geleden
  • Joseph
    luv Joseph

    For a minute there he had the strangest look in his eyes and I really thought he was gonna rape me, then he said... lets get it on.

    "I'M NOT A RAPER"

    14 weken geleden
  • Claire Flahive
    Claire Flahive

    hello!! mis me? comin down 4 da festival

    14 weken geleden
  • Donna Baylor
    luv Donna Baylor

    such a good dancer noel :L :L :L
    wata random place 2 bump into u haha

    15 weken geleden
  • Sinead Cumminz
    Sinead Cumminz

    DONT GET TOO WASTED 2 NIGHT!!:L :L TRY AND FIND DAT STUPID SONG AND DELETE IT QUICK!!:L

    20 weken geleden
  • Sinead Cumminz
    Sinead Cumminz

    NOPE NITHIN EITHER!!WENT SHOPPIN COS MY NIECE WAS ONE!! AND GOIN TO D PUB NOW!!:L :L WORK IN MORNIN ALLERGIC!!U WORKING??

    21 weken geleden
  • Sinead Cumminz
    Sinead Cumminz

    WAT A LOSER!! UD WNA STOP D SHAPIN!! V BAD AT IT DESE DAYS!!:L ANY NEWSIES??

    21 weken geleden
  • Sinead Cumminz
    Sinead Cumminz

    CAMPIN FUN WITH OUT ME??:L :L DOUBT IT!:L

    21 weken geleden
  • Jamie C
    Jamie C

    As if ya don't know, but if ya not going to Oxegan my 21st is on 10th of July in the Ramblers anytime after 9 bud. Bring a friend or whatever.

    22 weken geleden
  • Shane Duffy
    luv Shane Duffy

    Does it look like im smiling mutha fucker!!

    22 weken geleden via Mobiel
  • Anne McGrath
    luv Anne McGrath

    wel mister how u keeping?? hows the summer treating u?? any news?

    22 weken geleden
  • Claire Flahive
    Claire Flahive

    o i 4got i got a 2nd ferret called her lola shes like 5times smaller den lilly soo cute!! c ya wens

    23 weken geleden
  • Claire Flahive
    Claire Flahive

    hey sorry i stopt txtin ya da last ngt my tit of a boyf wouldnt let me use his mob anymore:( lady gaga next week yaaay haha how u bin? u comin 2me 21st??ya better b:D dono wat im doin 4it yet but gona have a party r somethin like da 17th r 18th of july
    no more loves left xx

    23 weken geleden
  • Timmy Cronin
    Timmy Cronin

    alright man hows things

    24 weken geleden
  • Natalie L
    Natalie L

    its okay

    im just happy maths is over :D

    finished on the 11th :L
    soooo excited!!!

    25 weken geleden