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___GENERAL___

Name:
Nicknames: Dobbin, Staker Senzero, Idiot (most common), Gay (Rini's callsign for me).
Birthday: 12th May
Place of Birth: My mum
Zodiac Sign: All of them, and none of them. Makes no difference.
Male or female: Still working on that answer.
Year: 10, if you mean school. Which you probably don't, but oh well.
School: LSDN. (Whoops! LNDS...)
Occupation: Student.
Residence: The internet.
Best Buddies: They were all scared off.

___YOUR APPEARANCE___

Hair Colour: Blonde, with a white patch (that makes me a MUTANT, bitches!)
Hair length: Just right.
Eye colour: Blue
Height: Taller than my mum.
Glasses: No.
Piercings: No, I have not been stabbed with metal recently.
Tattoos: I draw on myself with pen occasionally.
Righty or Lefty: Depends.

___YOUR 'FIRSTS'___

First best friend: Some guy in this village. No idea where he is now.
First Award: One of those crappy "worker of the week" awards they gave you to grant the illusion that you were doing well in primary school.
First Sport You Joined: ...I joined a sport?
First Pet: Cats. I tried to marry them.
First Real Vacation: Sweden.
First Concert: Think Floyd.
First Love: My cats. *Hugs their dead bodies*

___FAVOURITES___

Movie: Blade Runner and Star Wars.
TV programme: Simpsons, Futurama. I'm that interesting.
Colour: Black, or white. Grey, then, I suppose.
Rapper: You, my friend, deserve to be killed for thinking I would own one of these.
Band: Rush.
Song: Telegraph Road - Dire Straits.
Perfume: Uhh... Shower gel?
Cologne: See above.
Sweet: Bilar.
Sport to Play: Paintballing.
Restaurant: Wok Inn. (less than 100m from my house, and we never go...)
Favourite brand: See the answer for "rapper"
Store: Amazon, Play.com. (Do those count?)
School Subject: Drama.
Animal: Lynx
Author: Philip K Dick.
Magazine: PCGamer.
Shoes: Slippers. Old man slippers.

___CURRENTLY___

Feeling: Guess. (Check the title.)
Single or Taken: Taken.
Have a crush: Read above.
Eating: Digestive biscuits.
Drinking: Tap water.
Listening to: Metropolis - Dream Theater.
Online: Yep.
On the Phone: No.
Thinking About: The awesome bass tapping solo to this song.
Wanting: A warmer dressing gown.
Watching: P- Erm.. This page. Yes. That's right.
Wearing: A dressing gown, slippers, and what I've been wearing for a week.

___YOUR FUTURE___

Want Kids: Yes, I want slaves.
Want to be married: Yes, I want a worker-lady.
Careers in Mind: Science! xD
Where do you want to live: Anywhere but France.
Car: Erm... second hand?

___WHICH IS BETTER IN THE OPPOSITE SEX___

Hair colour: Brunette.
Hair length: Whatever she likes.
Eye colour: I don't concentrate on those. I mean, that.
Measurments: As long as it's all natural.
Lips or Eyes: Eyes.
Hugs or Kisses: Both.
Short or Tall: Smaller, so I sill feel manly.
Easygoing or serious: Easygoing.
Romantic or Spontaneous: Romantic.
Fatty or Skinny: Somewhere in the middle, but I don't really mind.
Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive. Makes me look louder.
Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship.
Sweet or Caring: Caring.
Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: How about a hesitant trouble maker?

___HAVE YOU EVER___

Kissed a Stranger: No.
Had Alcohol: No.
Smoked: No.
Ran Away From Home: No.
Broken a bone: No.
Got an X-ray: No.
Been with someone: Yes, although I was sitting next to my dad.
Broken Someone’s Heart: I hope not.
Broke Up With Someone: No. Not planning to.
Cried When Someone Died: Do cats count?
Cried At School: No. (Oh yeah, I'm that hard.)

___DO YOU BELIEVE IN___

God: Well, I like Supper's Ready. Does that count?
Miracles: Science can explain most, so yeah.
Love At first sight: Nope, not romantic enough for that.
Aliens: *stares at himself* *nods*
Soul Mates: No. That's just a load or crap.
Heaven: Yeah, but if there isn't, I'll make it myself.
Hell: *looks at younger brother*
Horoscopes: No, that stuff is total bullshit.

That's 15 minutes wasted...

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in 3 words
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. Do you wish to get to know me more?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?

Enjoy. Hilarious answers expected.