How many people have you had strong feelings for this year?
no one

Your number 1 walks out of your life, do you go after them?
juno? definitely

Could you ever be friends with someone who hurt you badly?
Maybe

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
Nope.

Do you like to cuddle?
its a bit gay


Honestly do you love the person you last said i love you to?
Yes it was my brother

Are you missing someone?
a few people yes

Are there any saved birthday cards in your bedroom?
Yup.

If you could go back in time, how far back would you go?
1890 .. not really too sure why

Has anything happened to you in the past month that made you really mad?
yes


Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months or more?
probably not

Have you held hands with anybody in the past week?probably. when i'm oput i hold hands with everybody

Do you blow-dry your hair?
yes

How was your Friday? What did you do?
hungover


When was the last time you cried?
last monday

Do you know anybody with the same middle name as you?hahaah no

Where is your phone?
over there

Are you happy right now?i'm content i suppose

Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
Yes haaha

How many pillows do you sleep with?
one


Are you good at hiding your feelings?
not really

How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
ahahha


Did anyone see your last kiss?
everyone i think


What is something you currently want right now?
chocolate

Do you drink tea?
yes

Will one of your next kisses be a mistake?
who knows!

What drink did you last consume?
tea

Have you ever dated a soccer player?
... no?

Do you have plans for tomorrow?
go to art history, dye my hair. paint.

Are you someone who worries too often?
... id say so yes

Do you get cranky when you're hungry?
Yes.

What eye color on the opposite sex do you like the most?
anyhting really

Where will you be tomorrow at this time?
on the couch

When was the last time you wore black pants?
i'm wearing them now !!!!

Do you hope your children are like you one day?
GOD NO

Have you ever dropped your cell phone in water?
yes

What's worse dry skin or chapped lips?
2nd one

What's usually colder, your hands or your feet?
Feet.

Are you stubborn?
pretty much

Who was the last person you talked to on the telephone?
i dont know

Do you kiss a lot of people?
... not any more!


Look at your recent calls, who was your last call from?
effort

Do you ever keep arguing when you know you're wrong?
i don't think so

Has anyone told you they missed you lately?
no


Who was the first person you texted to today?
i dont know i think aaron

Did your last kiss mean anything?
yes, that i was very very drunk

Why are you single?
because i'm me!!

Are you waiting for something?
a revelation ... on my part


Where was your default picture taken?
school

When was the last time you saw number 3 on your top friends?
i dont know who that is ... i think orla so like a week ago


How long can you go without your phone?
not long

Are you the youngest person living in your house?
at home no, in limerick yes

1. Where did you take your default pic?
i didnt take it

2. What exactly are you wearing right now
warming coat!!!

3. What is your current problem?
eyes hurt. no phone. broke. have to brush my teeth

4. What makes you happy most?
laughing things and everyone who makes me laugh and juno and the rest

5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
mia ah hiii miahh hooo ya know it

6. Any celeb you would marry?
yep

7. Name someone with the same birthday as you?
whitney heuston

8. Ever sang in front of a large audience?
jesus only in brandpons that time
9. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
yes if the puppets from fraggle rock count

10. Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
a good bit

11. Do you speak any languages?
my own one


13. Do you ever watch MTV?
sure

14. What's something that really annoys you?
people who pretend to be really fucked , nothin worse, when great plans don't actually happen!


Chapter 1:
===============
1. Middle names
oh ho ho ho you should be so lucky

2. Nickname(s):
face like a pair a tits

3. Current location:
best chair ever

4. Eye color:
green



Chapter 2:
===============

1. Do you live with your parent(s):
for a day a week

2. Do you get along with your parent(s):
yes and no

3. Are your parents married/separated/divorced
married

4. Do you have any Siblings?
yes



Chapter 3: Favorites
===============

1. Ice Cream:
that oone with the polar bears in it daaawwww

2. Season:
summer

3. Shampoo/conditioner:
anyhting really



Chapter 4: Do You...
===============

1. Dance in the shower?
there isn't enough space in there

2. Do you write on your hand?
no

3. Call people back:
rarely

4. Believe in love?
i suppose

6. Any bad habits:
loads

7. Any mental health issues:
unless tiredness is one



Chapter 5: Have You..
===============

1. Broken a bone:
no

2. Sprained stuff:
yes wrist funny days

3. Had physical therapy:
no

4. Gotten stiches:
amm no

5. Taken painkillers:
yes

6. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling:
yes. i sucked at it too

7. Been stung by a bee:
nooo.

8. Thrown up at the dentist:
no only laugh at the dentist

9. Sworn in front of your parents:
maybe!

never!

11. Been called a hoe:
it's my middle name



Chapter 6: Who / what was the last....
===============

1. Movie(s):
i can't remember ... oh hills have eyes

2. Person to text you:
i havn't had a phone in a week!!! propbably mam though, somethin cool like that

3. Person you called:
shona

4. Person you hugged:
i can't remember. oh tjat's not good. i'll hug juno now

5. Person you tackled:
i'm not into that sorta thing

6. Person you talked to on MSN:
do i have that? 'isn't that l;ike from the 80'S'

7. Thing you touched:
mug of tea

8. Thing you ate:
toast and two gummy bears

9. Thing you drank:
tea

10. Thing you said:
night

11. Person you kissed:
i cvan't remember oh that's definitely not good!



1. How old will you be in 10 months:
19

2. Do you think you'll be married by then:
probably

3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months:
finishin up, makin a bit a money, drinkin, comin home, berlin, maybe a decent meal

5. Who was the last person to call you:
pete

6. Do you prefer to call or text:
text

7. Do you have any pets:
juno ebony sam de piebalds an drabbit monday!!!!

8. What were you doing at midnight last night:
THINK I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOING TO SLEEP

10. When is the last time you saw your best friend:
god only knows

11. What happened at 11:00a.m:
today? i dunno i was probably putting something on a hanger trying to dodge any real work, could have been making up a stupid work song too

12. How many countries have you lived in?
one. i must say corofin is a country in itself though

13. How many cities/towns have you lived in:
ennis and corofin t

SAVAGE: That is good. Usually shouted.

SLUR: That is not good. Is an abbreviation of "slurry".

LURK: A person with below average intelligence and social skills.

FIEND: A person of questionable character and morals.

SHAPEY FIEND: A young man wearing a celtic jersey and driving a honda civic.

SCOBE: A young man wearing a celtic jersey who is keying a honda civic.

SCUMMER: A young man wearing a celtic jersey whois stealing a honda civic.

TACK: 1. Stuff, usually food. eg. "That's good tack" means "This food is delicious".
2. Marijuana.

BATTERED: 1. Beaten up. eg. "I got battered in the Queens last night".
2. Extremely drunk. eg. " I got battered in the Queens last night".

LETHAL: That is very, very good!

SWAMP DONKEY: An unattractive person, usually female.

MOG; See above.

KICKED: Very ugly, eg. That fella's kicked.

LAMPIN': Drinking. eg. "I was lampin pints last night" means " i consumed a vast quantity of alcohol last night".

STEAMER: Somebody who is over-reacting to something, Hysterical.

GOWLIN': Hanging around, up to no good.

BAGLE: Somebody from the country.

SLURK: Combination of SLUR AND LURK.

WAH!: An expression to indicate that you are laughing at somebody's expense. For example, if someone was to say "I fell down the stairs in Knox's last night and broke my leg" your response would be "WAH!"

GEE-BAG: A fool, an idiot. Is more severe than "lurk". Please note that adding bag to the end of many body parts is the basis for an insult in Ennis eg. TIT-BAG, ARSE-BAG.

THE FOLLOWING WORDS MEAN "DRUNK":
Arseholed, Gee-Eyed, Scalded, Blocked, Circling over Shannon (In honour of Boris Yeltsin's "visit" to Shannon in 1994), Shit-Faced, Paralytic, Bollocksed etc. We are aware that some of these are used elsewhere in the country.
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