This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


Smoked pot -- £10

Did acid -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in the wild -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Peed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost as a new bulletin

1. What time is it? - 16.15
2. Name? - marianne
3. Nickname(s): - maz
4. Where were you born?: - Irvine
5. What is your birthdate?: - 27th dec 89
6. What do you want?: - to be happy & loved
7. Where do you want to live?: - germany, or in my flat lol whatever
8. How many kids do you want?: - 2
9. What would you want to name a girl?: - Vivian-Jessica
10. What would you want to name a boy?: - William-David
11. You want to get married?: - yeah i do.

ARE YOU…

1. A Cuddler?: - love cuddles
2. A morning person?: - if im not woken up by something bad
3. Are you a perfectionist?: - very much so
4. An only child?: - Nah
5. Catholic?: - LOL no
6. In your pajamas: - dressing gown
7. Currently suffering from a broken heart?: - torn into pieces
8. Okay styling other people's hair?: - yeah if i feel like it
9. Handed?: - lefty
10. Addicted to MySpace?: - <3myspace
11. Shy around the opposite gender?: - sometimes yes, sometimes no. situation dependant
12. Bite your nails? - no any more
13. Get paranoid at times?: - aye with good reason to be
14. Currently regret something that you have said?: - no actually.
15. Curse frequently when you get mad?: - hahah aye
16. Enjoy country music?: - not unless am wasted
17. Enjoy jazz music?: - nah
18. Enjoy smoothies?: - yumyum yes please
19. Enjoy talking on the phone?: - to the right person aye
20. Have a lot to learn?: - probably, lol
21. Have a pet?: - yup ma baby Suki
22. Have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" person?: - ahhh idk
23. Have all your grandparents?: - 3 out of 4
24: Have been told that you are smart?: - aye
25. Changed a lot over the past year?: - past year i've changed and matured/grown
26. Had the cops called on you?: hahaha yes

WHO LAST…

1. Slept in your bed besides you?: - ma maw - she was stayin over
2. Saw you cry?:- dont remember
3. Went to the movies with you?: - graeme </3
4. You went to town with?: - maw
5. You went to dinner with?: - maw
6. You talked on the phone?: - jenn
7. Broke your heart?: graeme </3
8. Made you laugh?:jenn

WOULD YOU RATHER…

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?:- got nose already so tongue
2. Be serious or be funny?: - Funny
3. Drink whole or skim milk?: - skimmed
4. Die in a fire or drown?: fire - drown
5. Parents or enemies?: Parents

ARE YOU…

1. Simple or complicated?: both depending
2. Gay?: nah not totally

DO YOU PREFER…

1. Flowers or candy?: both
2. Gray or black?: Black
3. Color or Black and white photos?: - Balck & white
4. Lust or love?: Love <3
5. Sunrise or sunset?: Sunset
6. M&Ms or Skittles?: skittles
8. Staying up late or waking up early?: Staying Up Late

DO YOU PREFER...

1. Sun or moon?: Moon
2. Winter or Fall?: Both
3. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends?: 2 best mates
5. Sun or rain?: sun
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla
7. Alone or company: depends on my mood

IN THE LAST MONTH, HAVE YOU…

1. Had a b/f or g/f?: fuck off
2. Bought something you don't need: nah im gid like that
4. Sang in front of people: ehm aye a think so
6. Been hugged: Yeah
7. Felt stupid: usually
8. Missed someone: yea, too much
9. Got drunk: ayeep

YOUR FIRSTS…

22. First best friend: Morlockovich
23. First Award: poetry recitation
24. First Sport: badminton
25. First Pet: cat - misty
26. First Real Vacation: germany
27. First Concert: boyzone hahaha

FAVOURITES…

29. Movie(s): the Crow, Interview with the vampire, Dirty dancing, mexican
30. TV programme: emmerdale & corrie!
31. Colour(s): black/grey/red/white/mauve/neons.
32. Band: HIM
33. Song Right Now: Lady gaga - pokerface

Lol much. This week has been MENTAL. Actually. I have a fringe, wed13 was awesome. Scallops in troon. Jenn's a legend. Fuck man we've had a helluva laugh last few days. Was well cheered up. Trial at mad's the morra Haha. A blame wastedness on friday askin for a job Haha.
Ha fat Bastard trip to maccy d's wi Kerri the day. So good. Rite tho text me stuff cuz a said so. Ken, show ye care an that. Cheersears dolls xxx