It usualy comes down to maths in the end.....

...A SMILE LEADS TAE A LAUGH !!

...A LAUGH LEADS TAE A HI-5 !!

...A HI -5 LEADS TAE A HUG !!

...A HUG LEADS TAE A KiiSS !!

...A KISS LEADS TAE MAKNG OUT !!

...MAKING OUT LEADS TO A FINGAH !!

...A FINGAH LEADS TO A HAND !!

...A HAND LEADS TO A LICK !!

...A LICK LEADS TAE A SUCK !!

...A SUCK LEADS TAE A FUCK !!.



... SO HOW MANY PPL ARE U GONNY SMILE AT???
... YOU READ THIS, RIGHT...??
... COS SEX IS LIKE MATHS !!




...U ADD THE BED !!

...SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES !!

...DIVIDE THE LEGS !!

...LEAVE YOUR SOLUTiiON !!

...&& PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY L !!


Now have fun, ha haa...

Shoba's the man!

1- Shoba's no hung like a horse! The horse is hung like Shoba!

2- Shoba is the REAL reason Wally is hiding!

3- Shoba was born. The nurses ALL said "FUCK ME IM HONOURED, THERES SHOBA"

4- Shoba once walked the streets with a massive erection. There were NO survivors.

5- Shoba DID touch MC Hammer!

6- Shoba once jumped in a pond an didnt get wet BUT the pond DID get Shoba'd!

7- Shoba gives blood wi a shotgun & bucket!

8- Shoba CAN divide Zero.

9- Shoba played Russian Roulette wi a loaded gun! AND STILL WON!

10- Shoba haunts Freddy Krueger!

11- Shoba is the only man 2 ever defeat a brick wall in a game o tennis

12- On his Bday, Shoba randomly selects 1 lucky child 2 throw at the sun

13- When Shoba does push-ups he aint lifting himself up, hes pushing the earth down!

14- Shoba CAN count backwards from infinity

15- Shoba has 2 speeds: Fuck + kill

16- Shoba sets ants on fire wi a magnifying glass! AT NIGHT!

17- The PC game "DOOM" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed £10 aff Shoba an didnt pay it back.

18- Shoba added "I could eat a horse" jus after he ate the last unicorn in existence.

19- U r wot u eat: Thats why Shoba's diet consists of bricks, steel, raw meat an tears of small children!

20- The small print in the back of The Guniness Book Of Records states; All records are held by Shoba. All entries 2 the book are simply the closet anyone has ever came 2 matching Shoba!

21- Hulk Hogan grew up & said 2 mum+dad, i want 2b like Shoba

22- Shoba moved the stone, NO JESUS!

23- In ANY room theres 1,235 obejects Shoba can hit u with. Including the room itself.

24- The jackhammer was invented when a construction worker saw Shoba shaggin his wife!

25- Bill Gates fears that 1day Shobas PC Crashes!!!

26- Superman wears Shoba PJ'S

27- Over 1.6 Billion China men are angry wi Shoba. Sounds a fair fight!

28- Shoba aint addicted to cocaine! Cocaine's addicted to Shoba

29- Mr T, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris and Shoba once meet in a bar. The room xploded! No room cud take that much cool!

30- Neil Armstrong & NASA are lying. Shoba was on the moon 1st!

31- If Shoba is late.... Time better slow the f*** down!

32- They once made toilet paper for Shoba & it wouldnt take shit fae anyone!

33- Shoba once ate 3x 72oz steaks in 1hour. He spent the 1st 45min shaggin sumdy! !

34- If u woke up this morning... Its cos Shoba spared ur life!

35- Today, a cobra bit Shoba's leg ,after days of pain the cobra died!

FILL OUT PLEASE!!

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Would u cuddle me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?