Ian Healymonster
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- “The only tragedy is to allow part of us to die -- whether it is our spirit, our creativity or our glorious uniqueness. ”
–Gilda Radner - Music
- Cathy Davey, Crysta Castles, Deftones, Dirty Epics, Does It Offend You, Yeah?, Fight Like Apes, Gorbachov, Ham Sandwich, Ilya K, The Kinetiks, Leanne Harte, Metallica, Muse, Nine Inch Nails, Porcupine Tree, Saving J, Suddyn, Tool, Vesta Varro, We Should Be Dead
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"Why, that conical flask has a hairy back!"
"A BITTA PUNCTUATION WOULDN'T GO ASTRAY"
"Stuart, I overdumped
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"Thats the dog we played on Nin-Ten-Doh!"
"That the black guy from Blue?"
Nurse:"...and now the smell is gone", Female patient, "pardon?", Nurse:"the fish!"
"sooo...do it?"
"Don't mind me! i random at hiccup times!"
"How much drinkey did you whisk?"
"Its too hard to speak Jesus in Irish!"
"Your fairs are nail purple!"
"Fuck, my vagina!"
"You've obviously never drank from a goblet before..."
"EXHALE!"
"Chortles in Shortalls"
"Just keep walking.Yeah, looking at something over here.We DIDN'T make a bee-line for him"
"Can I lick the sugar off your Cosmopolitan?"
"I think i'm seeing things on the TV...""
SOSAGES!
"Hi, How Are You?Not Too Bad Thanks!"
"I Play Golf""Oh Do Ya Eamonn? Do Ya Have A Handicap?"
"Fags Are Up 25 Cent""Yeah, That's Like...2 euro!"
"I Don't Have 6th Years, But I Gave A Few Orals Last Week"
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Dublin by night...
I managed to find my way to The Ambassador (Gina taught me well) and met up with Pad-Wad and Reg-face
In to the Bodies exhibition we went,and had a good wander round.A few turned stomachs and many,many twisted sex jokes later,we disbanded with Paddy and headed back to Trinity Halls.I finally got to meet THE Brian
(not that rascal Gav,though.Next time...).A quick booze trip later,and off we went to a house party.I ate a pancake,spinned in the garden,made some new friends,and got into a few pictures
Those dern college students decided to go out,that wasn't good news for Mr. Underage...Off we walked,and got into the city centre circa...12.30am? maybe..? Rejected.Rejected.Rejected.Some espionage shiiiit was required here.As silent as the arctic fox,I managed to sneak into Doyle's,where I had been rejected not but 30 mins previously
Wandered upstairs and danced the night away,it was really great music,actually
And,I learned the 2 rules
Rule 1: Don't move aside for guys.Rule 2 (Paddy's Rule): Don't move aside for girls.He's a charmer,ladies
(Well,someone thought so,anyway
) The music stopped at 2.30am so onto the streets we went! I finally found Templebar,and Gina got a sign! She is destined to be a singer! Ahhh,Charlies! Chinese fooood! Oh god,sorry about the hoodie,Brian...Gina likes Charlies more than the majority of sex...
(Sounds like a challenge,guys...).That taxi driver was as dry! Bed-time circa 4.30am,Gina had to be up in 2 hours
I now sit on the train somewhere in Kildare
Hoooome-tiiiime! Until next time...
Thanks Gina
Surely the best mid-term yet!
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Dublin by day...
For some reason,I feel like writing a blog...
My adventures began at 6am on Friday morning.Yes,I awoke at the crack of dawn to get a bus to get a train to get to Croke Park for Dail na nOg 2009! The train journey was long and arduous,but it was certainly worth it
When we got to Heuston,there was a bus waiting to bring a load of us to Croker.Anna and I jimmy'd up and started bustin' moves to Lady GaGa and Katy Perry,oblivious to everyone watching us
Nothing new there
Got to Croke Park,got off the bus,ambled for a minute,piled back onto the bus and went to the right side of Croker
Arrived into Hogan Stand and had to wait in a huge queue to register,but being the snakes we are,we walked right to the front with no confrontation
Had a quick walk round the place,got some leaflets and free stuff! Then onto the opening of the day,all 200 of piled together.The Minister for Children and Youth Affairs,Barry "Baz" Andrews gave a few words,too.Off we went into our 20 smaller groups of 10 people to discuss a topic,mine was suicide.We spent a good hour discussing this in detail and had to come up with a statement,an action plan.We finally decided on "The HSE needs to provide free suicide training for young people,so they can assist their peers to find an alternative to suicide",good,non?
We were proud anyway
After that,we got a presentation on what the DNN Council had done in the past year,and after this,we had a Q and A session with a panel of people involved in youth affairs.I really didn't think it would go well,but I was amazed with some of the questions people asked.We really put him under pressure to answer some,and if we weren't happy with the answer,he didn't get off the hook.This went on for about an hour,and when time ran out,there were at least 30 hands still raised.To finish the day,we got an electronic voting apparatus and voted on the statements that everyone had made,with only the top 3 getting further action.Sadly,ours didn't make the grade
A few closing remarks from Minister Baz,some feedback,and we were out the door...Got free DNN bags,stationery,a memory stick etc.
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Dublin Memories! (December '08)
"Sidewaaaays,Laaaaad"
"An dtuigeann tu and focal Sagart?" "Yeah,as in tomorrow! (Sunday)" "no,thats amarach!"
Theres a butter museum in Cork?
"OMG! Theres moss on that roof!"
Havin' A Laugh!
Subway!
Bulmers And Trivial Pursuit!
Paddy! (and the other students i didnt really mix with!)
Trivium!
Luas!
Milltown!
Late night pizza!
Improvised Twister!
Ballet,And Daire's stunning performance
...and then we saw the face...
Swilling wine with high society (and stuffing chocolates in our pockets!
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Dirty student apartments! (Except Gina's!)
Totally forgetting to go to UCD Open Day!
"Helping" Lilly find Grafton St. (and refusing to ask for directions)
Dog sand sculpture guy! who did nothing!
GIANT Tic Tacs!
Rickshaw traffic jam!
(and the rickshaw that needed 2 people to pull)
Not getting into Fibbers :-(
Red Doritos!
McDonalds jacks before Trivium! (couldn't be any more disgusting)
Crazy old guy selling Trivium crap!
Crowd-surfing :-D
Circle Pit!
Grabbing Matt Heafys arm and refusing to let go!
Penneys!
ACTUALLY finding Busaras!
Long-ass trip home! :-(
Finding Abrakebabra from Muse!
Not seeing Tanita,Sarah or Aeveen!
Lynsey! (and her legs
*strokes*)
And finally...
REGINA!
Ya feckin' legend!
Have that chat next time ;-)
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Censura1 week agohey there! we are playing with OZZMIUM! on the 28th in squarepeg if your around for it?
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Hannah.4 weeks agoIts very odd really
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Sweet Empathy.4 weeks agoYou don't have Bioshock, I don't know what you're talking about, you never had it, you're going crazy Ian, crazy.
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Sweet Empathy.4 weeks agoSPAM.
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Hannah.4 weeks agoAre you sure you heard my name being called in a toilet ?
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Hannah.4 weeks agooh god. however did you remember ?
I forgot about that.
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JESTER6 weeks agoHey just to let you know that Jester are playing in Cleere's, Kilkenny this Sat.17th October as part of their "Scream" single tour.
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